...what the heck is going on...?

WC = Wailing Caverns n00b. youre gonna get pnwed!

Quoting galaxiepi:
Does WC mean "water closet"? Marzocchi, do you really still need help using el bagno?

Nah, he just sits down to pee, like a bitch.

sadly no, but if that was an offer to touch my penis, then maybe...

eric has had to use a catheter since dr. norris decided he was unworthy of standing to pee and took his genitalia from him. Eric was made at first, of course, but after a philosophical debate Professor Norris allowed him to understand that he really was probably better off without them anyways.

damn foiled by spelling, mad, eric was mad.

Quoting Marzocchi:
sadly no, but if that was an offer to touch my penis, then maybe...

If touching, you mean roundhouse kicking, then yes.

I can't believe you guys are talking about video games...

Quoting coreysprague:
I can't believe you guys are talking about video games...

I can't believe I know what they are saying =(

coery this topic is a dedication to you, by the time you had your first lvl 60 i hadn't even started yet. and galaxiepi a roundhouse to the penis is how chuck masterbates everynight cause no woman will ever be able to satisfy him as well as he can satisfy himself.

prayer group sunday nights 9pm pst in front of the bank in orgrimmar! please come join us!

Fuck that Chuck Norris shit. Dude's old, and I kickbox way more than he does these days. He sits around drinking O'Douls, watching reruns of Walker: Texas Ranger, and dreaming about Jonathan Brandis, who you might remember as his costar in the thrilling movie 'Sidekick'. And then the kid hanged himself. Chuck likes his boys hung, if you know what I mean.

It is a little known fact that Chuck Norris invented D and D, after the intial character building phase and the first our of the play the first Dungeon master decided that it was unfair for Chuck to play, for his character was an all 20 build and chuck could only roll 20's. That dungeon master was god and he got a roundhouse kick to the face for his infidelity. Upon taking his thrown The Almighty Norris grated upon his new subjects the game of d and d, and with it he quoted "In my image I have made both man and game and those who can follow in my footsteps the closest will be allowed to spend the afterlife in the heavens with the lord chuck norris." Upon years of study great scholars such as plato and aristole realized that inorder to be blessed with a holy afterlife one two must only role twenties, but it was paradoxical for a being that roles all twenties is perfect and to be perfect there must only be one, cause being perfect is the state of being better then anything else could possibly be, and if there was another equal to that which was perfect then the perfect being would no longer be perfect and therefore would not be. Further generations tried to understand this deeper to mean that because that which was perfect said that others to could be with him, he which is perfect had and equal which meant that he did not exsist and therefore there was neither a heaven nor a god. Not because of doubt or a need to prove himself but due to a distaste for stupidity The Lord Norris sent an entity down which was both his son and yet himself and the holy ghost all in one, the son did not die for the peoples sins but instead roundhouse kicked apples from the tree of knowledge into peoples brains. Those that withstood the attack became intelligent and those who could not died. And so began the second age and golden age of chuck. Prayer meeting at 9 see you guys there.

Hey Marz, it's not a finish line; don't cross. You just went from mildly entertaining to downright stupid.

where is mankirk's wife?

where is mankirk's wife??

Yeah, I couldn't get myself to finish reading that paragraph. Chuck Norris + D&D + gaming lingo = mother's basement + fritos.

marz's mom doesnt have a basement. just a giant vagina.

Marz thinks little mikey might be upset that the bible of chuck shook the foundations of his faith.

i just clapped my hands, thrust my fists into the air, threw my head back and exclaimed "yes" in delight!