I was thinking "Maybe I shouldn't actually make a cohesive mix."
You know, like when you make a suicide at a fast food resteraunt. It tastes bad, but you're really proud of yourself for defying the laws of "putting things together only if they go together." I'm sticking it to the man by putting coke in my sprite, sprite in my dr. pepper, and dr. pepper in my hawaiin punch. I'm gonna be sick, but I'll still be a fuckin' rebel, ya'll.

1. Your Favorite Album Opener
2. A Song About Animals
3. A Song That Makes You Want To Commit A Felony
4. A Song About Sex
5. A Song Michael Bolton Should Cover
6. The Worst Song In The World
7. Wildcard: Your Guilty Pleasure
8. "If Snoop Dogg's 'Doggystyle' Came Out In 1944"
9. A Song < 2:00
10. A Remix Better Than The Original
11. A Song From The Last Record You Purchased
12. A Song That References Video Games
13. A Song With A Swear Word In The Title
14. The Song That Got You Through High School
15. Your Favorite Album Closer



Just so you don't forget.