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I Feel Lethal
| I Feel Lethal | |
| Created by: | T-bag |
| Tracks: | 7 |
| Length: | 00:29:56 |
| Keywords |
1. Fuck 2. The 3. Fuck |
| Created on | 6/06/07 08:08pm |
| Level | 4 |
| Points | 1846 |
| Total visitors | 36 |
| Unique visitors | 27 |
description:
Do you smoke? I smoke and I've run out quite a few times when I've known I'd run out and should of re-upped. I know it's my own fault, at times when I really need when, when I'm craving a drag of delicious poison, some asshole does something to push me over the edge. It's nothing really that they can help, but get out of the way when you see me chewing on cigarette butts, trying to get one drop of nicotine.
I made this mix with songs that I listen to when I'm feeling as bad ass as Uncle Jesse's hair looks on full house.
I made this mix with songs that I listen to when I'm feeling as bad ass as Uncle Jesse's hair looks on full house.
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| 1 | Slayer : Necrophobic |
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I ran out of ciggs and went to the minute market to pick up some more. This rube in standing in line arguing w [...]
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Track 3 from Reign In Blood
Length: 00:01:40 Year: 1986 |
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I ran out of ciggs and went to the minute market to pick up some more. This rube in standing in line arguing with the clerk about some lottery tickets. Jesus christ I wanted to rip this mother fuckers head off and shit down his throat. I wanted to kick his genitals up into his body so far, that they would spill out of his throat...and then fuck his throat until it was dry. I waited for 5 or 6 minutes until the fucking hick realized that he had the wrong lotto ticket. He then cashed in the right ticket for 3 dollars, enough to pay for his Natural Ice beer...Mother fucker. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Tomahawk : Rape this Day |
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I was at an ice cream store trying to buy my niece a sweet treat, I'd gone most of the day without a cigg. Thi [...]
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Track 2 from Mit Gas
Length: 00:03:12 Year: 2003 |
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I was at an ice cream store trying to buy my niece a sweet treat, I'd gone most of the day without a cigg. This lady cuts infront of me in the line and proceeds to act rude to my niece when she says out loud "Uncle Tallon, weren't we infront of her". This cunt of a women looks over her sholder and glares at my niece. I almost fucking lost it, I wanted to slam her old face into the ice cream glass case, so the next time anybody asked for an ice cream cone, they would have bloody brain bits as a topping. mother fucker. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | tool : Hush |
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I'm working and the day is packed with order after order coming in. I'm the head chefs right hand man and I ha [...]
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Track 2 from Opiate
Length: 00:02:48 Year: 1992 |
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I'm working and the day is packed with order after order coming in. I'm the head chefs right hand man and I have to deal with a lot of the head chefs stress. "Tallon, what the fuck is this? I need you to cook the brisket to meduim rare, not well done, what the fuck is this, amateur hour?"---I'm pissed off, I'm stressed out and the last thing that I need is a stupid ass waitress making a lame comment. What happens? something I didn't need to hear, "wow, is Tallon high?"---No I'm not fucking high you stupid bitch, I would skull fuck somebody for less, you terrible cunt, FUCK OFF! Mother Fucker. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Big Business : I'll Give You Something to Cry About |
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I HATE KITTENS MORE THAN DIRTY HIPPIES. Give me a smoke, mother fucker.
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Track 7 from Here Come the Waterworks
Length: 00:09:09 Year: 2007 |
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I HATE KITTENS MORE THAN DIRTY HIPPIES. Give me a smoke, mother fucker. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | NOMEANSNO : Humans |
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At my other job, I started bartending and it's hard to get used to the stupid assholes that come in with thier [...]
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Track 2 from The Worldhood of the World (As Such)
Length: 00:04:11 Year: 1995 |
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At my other job, I started bartending and it's hard to get used to the stupid assholes that come in with thier obsecure drink orders, the snapping of the fingers follow. I'd love to break off a few fingers and chew on them the next time I hear for an order for a martini with wiskey instead and sweet vermouth with a few dashes of bitters. Mother Fuckers. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Pig Destroyer : Towering Flesh |
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Homeless people, I hate them almost as much as I hate kittens. The constant hands being opened, thier clever b [...]
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Track 9 from Terrifyer
Length: 00:03:34 Year: 2004 |
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Homeless people, I hate them almost as much as I hate kittens. The constant hands being opened, thier clever begging lines, the stupid ass sign---everything about them makes me sick. Next time a dirty hippe is on the street singing Pink Floyds Wish You Were Here, asks me for a cigg, I might be beat them to death with thier own cheap guitar and piss in thier mouth. Mother Fucker. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Fatboy Slim : Praise You |
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I've finally had a drag of my favorite addiction, the world doesn't seem that bad, infact I love everybody. Ni [...]
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Track 9 from You've Come A Long Way, Baby
Length: 00:05:22 Year: 1998 |
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I've finally had a drag of my favorite addiction, the world doesn't seem that bad, infact I love everybody. Nicest guy you've ever met, a class act with the sincerity of an angel from Jehovah's heaven. Life is beautiful, I LOVE EVRYBODY! SHOW LESS
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The 250th Album Badge
This is the Mixtape Collective equivalent of the Purple Heart. Kind of...
awarded on 2010-09-10
Level 29
I'm working up the nerve to start smoking, I'm gonna borrow an ex- quitter's excess patches to work into it. This mix will put me over the top. Thanks.
10/31/09 09:17am
The Valentine's Day 2008 Badge
Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
awarded on 2008-02-15
Level 19
i want a cigarette as well & i quit two years ago.
9/28/07 11:30pm
The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
I wanna look and be THAT cool smoking. THAT bad ass cool.
I fucking love that you swear so much, I FUCKING LOVE IT.
And obviously, I love you too!
I fucking love that you swear so much, I FUCKING LOVE IT.
And obviously, I love you too!
7/04/07 12:40pm
The Yay! Badge XII
Another badge for those that don't need to be bribed to Yay!
awarded on 2009-01-29
Level 22
reading this makes me want to smoke and i fuckin woke up this morning saying, "That's it, I quit smoking." This is after basically smoking a whole pack within 2 hours last night. I think I am better off cutting myself. It will be cheaper.
6/07/07 07:22am
The Bronze Badge
Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
awarded on 2007-06-29
Level 24
6/06/07 10:02pm
