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Stages, Poles, and Assholes.
| Stages, Poles, and Assholes. | |
| Created by: | riotsheelds |
| Tracks: | 9 |
| Length: | 00:40:00 |
| Keywords |
1. stripper 2. lap dance 3. yeah |
| Created on | 5/03/08 07:03pm |
| Level | 3 |
| Points | 1736 |
| Total visitors | 22 |
| Unique visitors | 20 |
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I don't frequent strip clubs and I'm not really a dancer. A recent trip to one made me realize that there has to be more to this than Def Leppard, Rob Zombie, and Ginuwine...right? I like to think this might be the best 40 minute lap dance ever.
I wish I could search through mix tapes to see if someone has already done this.
I wish I could search through mix tapes to see if someone has already done this.
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| 1 | Portishead : Glory Box |
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I was having a conversation about this at said strip club, and this was one of the songs the other person ment [...]
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Track 11 from Dummy
Length: 00:05:07 Year: 1994 |
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I was having a conversation about this at said strip club, and this was one of the songs the other person mentioned. Not necessarily for the suggestive title, but just at the sexiness of the bass in the song. Gibbon's voice isn't even THAT sexy in this song, but the lyrics are...and you know. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Death from Above 1979 : Turn It Out |
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MOTORBOAT!
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Track 1 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:02:38 Year: 2004 |
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MOTORBOAT! SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Queens of the Stone Age : Make It Wit Chu |
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Sorry dudes...not a big QOTSA fan, but this song is hot and doesn't really need an explanation. It made me lau [...]
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Track 7 from Era Vulgaris
Length: 00:04:50 Year: 2007 |
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Sorry dudes...not a big QOTSA fan, but this song is hot and doesn't really need an explanation. It made me laugh when I first heard it, now it makes me want to hump stuffed animals. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Cagedbaby : 16 Lovers |
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Someone told me once that all girls like to dance. I would have to say no. I might dance to this, so I guess t [...]
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Track 3 from Will See You Now
Length: 00:04:32 Year: 2005 |
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Someone told me once that all girls like to dance. I would have to say no. I might dance to this, so I guess that's saying a lot. I couldn't even say a for sure on that, but I would definitely play scrabble and listen to this. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Q Lazzarus : Goodbye Horses |
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I'm including this song because of the cultural reference to "Silence of the Lambs" and the creepiness of havi [...]
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Track 10 from Clerks II OST
Length: 00:06:27 Year: 1991 |
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I'm including this song because of the cultural reference to "Silence of the Lambs" and the creepiness of having someone do a lap dance to this. It's a good song, and was originally written for "Married to the Mob", but that's not as creepy and weird. This song is sexy and rubtastic, just try not to imagine Buffalo Bill and his hidden wiener. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Cut Copy : So Haunted |
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The cheese factor is low on this, the song has slow and fast parts, and it sounds like he says "I get so horny [...]
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Track 7 from In Ghost Colours
Length: 00:04:27 Year: 2008 |
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The cheese factor is low on this, the song has slow and fast parts, and it sounds like he says "I get so horny..." instead of "I get so haunted...". The song ending is bleh, but I'm sure it wouldn't really be an issue if you had an ass in your face. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | The Knife : Heartbeats |
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Fucking hot Swedes! She sounds kind of like Björk, but with less babbling and more throaty vocals. I was to [...]
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Track 1 from Deep Cuts
Length: 00:03:51 Year: 2005 |
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Fucking hot Swedes! She sounds kind of like Björk, but with less babbling and more throaty vocals. I was told to never admit this in public, but I like the José González version better, but it's not for dancing. The original is for dancing. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Flying Lotus : Tea Leaf Dancers |
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It's pretty unsexy that I didn't catch the fact that I left the Cut Copy album name for this song when I added [...]
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Track 1 from In Ghost Colours
Length: 00:03:12 Year: 2007 |
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It's pretty unsexy that I didn't catch the fact that I left the Cut Copy album name for this song when I added it, but aside from that this is a pretty sexy song with typical femmy vocals and strange beats. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Madonna : Erotica |
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I feel like I need to stick up for this for some reason. I'm including this song because it's good and rightfu [...]
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Track 11 from The Confessions Tour
Length: 00:04:56 Year: 2007 |
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I feel like I need to stick up for this for some reason. I'm including this song because it's good and rightfully sexy. And this isn't the same version as the original, it's the version from her last tour. My sister took me to see her years ago and I went. I thought I was going to have the worst time ever, and I had an ok time. So last year she rolls around again and my sister convinces me to sit in front of Ritmo Latino for hours just to get tickets. I have to admit that it was one of the better shows I have ever seen. For someone who doesn't dance, and for someone who doesn't keep up with gossip (except for wwtdd), and who generally doesn't give a shit about people like Madonna; I had a spectacular time. It was a sweat-fest and this song stuck out in my mind. Maybe it was her all sweaty in her white leotard, or maybe it was the fact that she's almost twice my age and I wish I had her thighs, or maybe it's just because this song is that awesome. Feel free to hate, I know it's coming. But if you tell me that you would be offended if some girl rubbed you down to this song, I'd smack you in the mouth. SHOW LESS
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The Yay! Badge IX
This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
awarded on 2008-08-17
Level 36
YES. AWESOME. I did one about a stripper at Union Jacks in Portland.
5/05/08 08:34am
The Patton Badge
Driving Lamborghini's and sipping on martinis. This badge is for those who express their love of Mike Patton through mixtape.
awarded on 2008-08-07
Level 27
this is awesome. i have done a mix about a specific strip club (union jack's in portland), but not about a lap dance. you win-
5/03/08 11:52pm
