word on the street is it was just some dick that demanded free food from the girls at the cafe. when they refused he chucked a table and then yelled that he was going to come back with a gun and shoot them all.

so yeah, a bit of an over reaction from the media. (makes me so proud of my career choice).

the great thing is, it only took security 2 hours to get off their fat arses and decide to evacuate the campus. 2 HOURS!!! don't you reckon if he really was going to come back and shoot everyone he would have done it sooner?

did you see the news last night? some guy threatened to shoot up my uni campus yesterday. (yes that's right. my tiny little campus, werrington south)

I'm in my feature writing class... not doing work. I feel so naughty.

he went through your emails? what the fuck is wrong with him?

i'm happy for you man! sorry i missed your call. i was seeing The last king of scotland at glenbrook.

I really have to do that interview soon if that's ok.... could you let me know when you're free?

lol you'll be right.

Let me know how it went

i almost pissed my pants with laughter when he did the pelvic thrusts.

Yeah man, lets definately do something. I'll check and see if the others are still up for it.

Kicking in combat cos i didn't stretch properly. woops.

http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

yo, i feel slightly better today. Horray!

Did i tell you that i strained my groin on Monday? IT FUCKING SUCKED. And it still sucks cos i haven't been able to go to the gym all week, which made me more sad of course. Anyway, it's getting better.

Conflicts!!! Always! I live my own version of Chinatown...Boss, Employee, boss, employee...I then slap myself, fall to the ground and hope that I look tragically chic as Faye Dunaway did, but I prefer the Bonnie and Clyde look without the bullet holes of course.

Sadly I'm not on Etsy right now. I only discovered the site recently and have been slowly rebuilding a stolen tool collection (meaning productivity is pretty much zero)
I plan on starting an account when I get some work going again, so soon I hope.

see ya then. drive safe

no worries. i am still an absinent baby wishing you am i would like the sorts of me. feck.

i wish. you should see the shit i have to do. I have a list of case studies and i have to determine what legal action the plaintiff could take and why. then i have to look at what defence the defendant could take.

IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT.

that's the best idea ever! HD material for sure!

fuck yeah i have, woman! you aussies are making me ill.

HURRAH! Hahaha, yes. that's awesome

i'm trying to do this assignment but the dude that wrote the questions is from chile and he can't fucking speak english properly!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!!!

yeah man, it's all good. Just a crappy week...well fortnight.

I really have to do my assignments now. I've left it all to the last minute AGAIN

well even if the dinner doesn't happen we'll still get drunk. I have two assignments due on friday and i think i've had one of the worst weeks of my life, so i REALLY want to get pissed.

sounds like you need to as well. Scotch heals all wounds. well not really, but we can try and solve our problems with it anyway

when? do you mean friday night? fuck yeah. lauren and i were thinking about having a dinner thing, where we all make heaps of delicious food, eat it and drink lots of scotch. i don't know if we'll be able to do it this friday though.

I really want to make my chickpea curry for y'all.

how are you?