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The Halloween 2007 Badge
Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
awarded on 2007-11-01
Level 16
yes, Astonishing is my favorite comic!
i'm upset that they pushed #22 back to August now.
i'm upset that they pushed #22 back to August now.
2007-07-09 10:41:14

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Haha, that'd be sweeet. I think I'd make an ideal faghag. In fact, I'm secretly becoming best friends with a gay guy at my school, and he wants me to smalltalk with the cute guys on my floor, to see if they're potential boyfriend material.
I'm really happy for you. And at the same time I envy you lots. But I guess I said that in my previous message. Well, if your budget doesn't make up for it from time to time, the others will probably cover it, don't you think? I mean, since you're one of the "youngsters".
I'm really happy for you. And at the same time I envy you lots. But I guess I said that in my previous message. Well, if your budget doesn't make up for it from time to time, the others will probably cover it, don't you think? I mean, since you're one of the "youngsters".
2007-07-07 09:38:01

The Halloween 2007 Badge
Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
awarded on 2007-11-01
Level 16
HI.
2007-07-04 17:34:57

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Insecure? Desperate to be in a relationship? That's sooo Will, omg. :)
Well, I don't know. It was a bit harsh, I think, because I went from feeling "understood" to "fucking naive". And nothing bugs me more than being tagged "naive". One of my classmates once left me a voice mail when he was drunk; he called me a dyke and what-not. I wasn't bothered though. He's the kind of guy who screams 'Pusseeeeyy!!" in party videos; he walked up to me on the first day of school and said, Björk is the most disgusting, freakish Icelandic ever (because I was listening to Post while solving math); he listens to heavy metal and grindcore and shit like that; he hates Sepultura because they got a black member, and he's fucking fat and can't get laid because of that too, that fucking fat piece of shit. Fortunately he couldn't deal with high school either, so he quit around Christmas.
Ramble on, babe...ramble on. It's fun chatting with you.
Okay, so you're going to move in with him? Gawd, I envy you. I want that life so bad. I am so happy for you. Bad parents? Well, meet mine.
My brother said I can move in with him and his girlfriend when they find a bigger place after summer. Yay! Win-win situations are the best, obviously.
Well, I don't know. It was a bit harsh, I think, because I went from feeling "understood" to "fucking naive". And nothing bugs me more than being tagged "naive". One of my classmates once left me a voice mail when he was drunk; he called me a dyke and what-not. I wasn't bothered though. He's the kind of guy who screams 'Pusseeeeyy!!" in party videos; he walked up to me on the first day of school and said, Björk is the most disgusting, freakish Icelandic ever (because I was listening to Post while solving math); he listens to heavy metal and grindcore and shit like that; he hates Sepultura because they got a black member, and he's fucking fat and can't get laid because of that too, that fucking fat piece of shit. Fortunately he couldn't deal with high school either, so he quit around Christmas.
Ramble on, babe...ramble on. It's fun chatting with you.
Okay, so you're going to move in with him? Gawd, I envy you. I want that life so bad. I am so happy for you. Bad parents? Well, meet mine.
My brother said I can move in with him and his girlfriend when they find a bigger place after summer. Yay! Win-win situations are the best, obviously.
2007-07-04 07:48:28

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Really? Wicked! I once got very drunk with two boys from school I didn't know very well (but they were unquestionably hawt), and they kept talking about how we should form our own Will and Grace life, only without a Karen-- at least until we stumbled upon someone efficient for that part. Of course they were just being assholes, none of them is gay.
I feel bad for him as well. He shouldn't break up with his boyfriend just because his ex still likes the fellow though. Life goes on.
Haha ha, my friend says that all the time too! But you know, it's still got to be nice to be there for your friends. Lol, hag is cute when we're talking about you.
Bollocks, I'm late for work. Later, Grace!
I feel bad for him as well. He shouldn't break up with his boyfriend just because his ex still likes the fellow though. Life goes on.
Haha ha, my friend says that all the time too! But you know, it's still got to be nice to be there for your friends. Lol, hag is cute when we're talking about you.
Bollocks, I'm late for work. Later, Grace!
2007-07-01 02:26:09

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
I think it's also selfdestructive in a way. Well, hopefully you'll end up with falling for a straight guy/queer gal some day soon. :) As for myself, I might need a break from all that.
Lucky. My friend's best friend is gay, and she always talks about how I should get my own 'Will' someday, because it's so fab I guess. I don't know. I just want a best friend, queer or not, for pete's sake.
Lucky. My friend's best friend is gay, and she always talks about how I should get my own 'Will' someday, because it's so fab I guess. I don't know. I just want a best friend, queer or not, for pete's sake.
2007-06-30 06:39:45

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Fuck it, I love talking to you.
I peeped at your Milla is Mine mix...you do fall for friends sometimes? What do you make of that now ;)
I peeped at your Milla is Mine mix...you do fall for friends sometimes? What do you make of that now ;)
2007-06-26 14:24:58

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Welcome in the club, you! The "I fall for gay guys and straight girls" Club. I once had a crush on a girl's little brother the day I met him; his sister and I go to high school together, and in January we had arranged an evening for people who considered starting on our school after summer, and that's how I met him; he was one of the new students who probably will start in summer. So after that we went to a small pub, and I really thought it went well. We constantly talked, him and I, even though it was mainly about South Park and World of Warcraft-- I don't know, I can't help myself most of the time--, I borrowed his Jack the Pumpkin King bicycle gloves etc. And a few weeks later, I met his sister in the hall at school (PS. I also have a crush on her, but anyone who meets her will totally understand my situation - she is so kind and funny, it kills me), and when I casually asked how her brother was doing, she replied, Oh, he's fine - you know, he's come out to us.
Then again, he digs Alicia Keys, so I should've seen it coming. And straight girls I got a tale about too. Cause the girl, I've been telling you about in the last tags-- the photographer, you know--, well, she's pretty damn straight. I once overheard a conversation she had with someone, and it was about some girl who had come on to her at a bar, and she was totally freaked out about it. Dang.
I'm sorry, am I talking your ears off? :|
I really needa get a life, or a healthy relationship to someone.
Then again, he digs Alicia Keys, so I should've seen it coming. And straight girls I got a tale about too. Cause the girl, I've been telling you about in the last tags-- the photographer, you know--, well, she's pretty damn straight. I once overheard a conversation she had with someone, and it was about some girl who had come on to her at a bar, and she was totally freaked out about it. Dang.
I'm sorry, am I talking your ears off? :|
I really needa get a life, or a healthy relationship to someone.
2007-06-26 14:21:30

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Haha, it's a curse.
I'll google Ms. Deschanel in a split second (!).
She's this senior at my school, which basically means I won't ever see her again, and she's just so damn gorgeous. She's not very tall, she takes pictures for a little group of club kids (also seniors, so I won't be seeing them next year either) who dress out in themes every Monday (it's actually them on the art cover of my latest mix, gotta love em'), she's got French features (very sexy, I know), she's super foxy whatever she does; play guitar, smoke a fag, it doesn't matter. And at the very last party before the exams began, I found myself flirting with her at distance; she would be on the stage dancing with her friends, and I would yell things to her she couldn't hear. Or when she sat with her friends at a table near the bar, I would walk up to the bar and just keep fucking smiling at her from where I stood. I've never ever talked to her, though, only her clubber friend, who invited me to a Trentemøller concert that same night, because she could tell (like everyone else at the party could) that I had this crush on her friend, and they were going too. Ugh, this is getting ugly and yuck... I just kind of remembered those things because I posted you that tag when I was drunk, and I act stupid when I am drunk.
Do you also have a ridicilous crush on somebody?
I'll google Ms. Deschanel in a split second (!).
She's this senior at my school, which basically means I won't ever see her again, and she's just so damn gorgeous. She's not very tall, she takes pictures for a little group of club kids (also seniors, so I won't be seeing them next year either) who dress out in themes every Monday (it's actually them on the art cover of my latest mix, gotta love em'), she's got French features (very sexy, I know), she's super foxy whatever she does; play guitar, smoke a fag, it doesn't matter. And at the very last party before the exams began, I found myself flirting with her at distance; she would be on the stage dancing with her friends, and I would yell things to her she couldn't hear. Or when she sat with her friends at a table near the bar, I would walk up to the bar and just keep fucking smiling at her from where I stood. I've never ever talked to her, though, only her clubber friend, who invited me to a Trentemøller concert that same night, because she could tell (like everyone else at the party could) that I had this crush on her friend, and they were going too. Ugh, this is getting ugly and yuck... I just kind of remembered those things because I posted you that tag when I was drunk, and I act stupid when I am drunk.
Do you also have a ridicilous crush on somebody?
2007-06-22 05:10:30

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
I know the feeling. (I think, but not MTC related-- YET).
Haha, yeah? It only happened to me one time before, and I found myself posting ridicilous comments on the VICE's DO's and DON'Ts...gah.
Usually I get drunk in text messages. That's even worse. You know how many people avoid me at school because I tell them how "fucking nice" they were at this and this party when I get home myself or sit in the bus or whatever. Damn cellphones. Or mine at least. Or me, even.
Who is Zoo-- Zooey Deschanel? Damn, I forgot her name already.
I'm in love with a clubber's photographing best friend.
Haha, yeah? It only happened to me one time before, and I found myself posting ridicilous comments on the VICE's DO's and DON'Ts...gah.
Usually I get drunk in text messages. That's even worse. You know how many people avoid me at school because I tell them how "fucking nice" they were at this and this party when I get home myself or sit in the bus or whatever. Damn cellphones. Or mine at least. Or me, even.
Who is Zoo-- Zooey Deschanel? Damn, I forgot her name already.
I'm in love with a clubber's photographing best friend.
2007-06-20 13:08:32

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Write Something!
2007-06-16 01:11:01

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Omg, I can't believe I actually posted that tag. I'm sorry, I *WAS* completely drunk, haha. The questions I was talking about, well it was the two questions you just answered..
2007-06-08 12:32:38

The Halloween 2007 Badge
Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
awarded on 2007-11-01
Level 16
YOU'RE ABOUT THE ONLY ONE!!!
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2007-06-08 08:58:55

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Haha, I was thinking something similar. But, is it illegal for two women to get married where you live? Or were you referring to the fact that you're not 18 yet? Lol... I just read those questions... How fucking stupid... We're talking about fucking Regina Spektor, haha... Omg, this is just killing me... And I'm not even drunk or anything!
2007-06-06 16:16:33

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
I see. Well, good luck with finding the right place!
- Goddamnit, Regina Spektor is soo cute.
- Goddamnit, Regina Spektor is soo cute.
2007-06-01 13:04:37

The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Omg, that's awesome. I can't find anybody to move in with me, everybody's happy at home with their parents, and I'm not sure how to afford it on my own. And my parents would never do anything to help me. But 700-800/month, that's a lot for 2bedrooms.. If I know US valuta right, I would have to pay, like, $400-500 for an apartement with 1-2 bedrooms, a kitchen and own bath.
2007-05-30 09:03:32

TEAM 97 -- Third Place
Long before being knocked up with Eddie Murphy's illegitimate child, Scary Spice was on top of the world. Now, she's nothing but washed up. It's kind of sad, really. Just by scoring third place in this contest, you've got infinitely more street cred than Scary. Congrats!
awarded on 2007-06-17
Level 18
um so are we ever going to grab a cuppa seeing as how we should since we live in the same CITY?!
2007-05-26 20:35:27

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Waow, how are you planning on doing that? I'll probably move when I've finished this part of my education, which isn't before Summer 2009. Unfortunately. I really can't stand my parents, and we have had this going on for more than four years...
2007-05-25 01:39:50

The Lotto Badge
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Move in with you? You're, like, 16? You live on your own already? - Respect!
2007-05-22 08:38:46