That and ivory

I have a riddle too:

What can Alex make that nothing else can?

Her mam pissed off because she's coming to England in 5 days!

I have a riddle for you:

A man is locked in a room with no windows. He has been in there for 3 days but has not tried to escape once. Why?





Answer: He's posting on Mixtape Collective

Bowned is the top one! >D Man i'm a genius

I wish that I hadn't typed an o in genius ):

I was born in KW hospital : D

A:What kind of clothes does Pete wear?
W:*face explosion*

Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
Congratulations! You have been awarded 'The Luck Badge'
...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
>D
says:
D says:
i want it!
says:
give it to me!
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
Nae
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
It's a 4 leaf clover
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
Bahaha
says:
you're a dick!
says:
you should get the dick badge!
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
):
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
You should get the suck badge
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
BAM
Geraint Jones - Picture boy says:
I'll see myself out p
says:
*pastes to your mixtape collective page*

And we both know that I didn't gurl

Touche. I just showered though.

It is you who is gross >D

You are gross.