Thanks for making me your friend

I got a cute stripy one
I wanted a sweater that said U R A Cunt
But I will keep dreaming......

For a swear-word cat sweater, you've got to be the world's cutest/most angry little white kitten. It's like I own an aggressive cotton ball. The sweaters take a day or two but it's worth it when my mom gets home, looks down and says: "Apparently the cat thinks I'm a cocksucker."

I was on holiday when you signed up so I never welcomed you

So welcome