I have a feeling that you "enjoying being pretentious" is the same as trying to trick yourself into liking yourself. Follow? Like reverse psychology with yourself. But if you keep listening to pussy crying music like THE SMITHS, it will undermine your efforts to be content. Ya Dig? Dont worry, once you get out of high school, you'll find that being pretentious actually only attracts snot-rocket-blowing, beer-bottle-head-smashing, pathetic assholes. Unless you move to england, which it looks like you will.

*doesn't watch South Park*... awechum. I also enjoy being pretentious so that's not much of an insult either. You should really be ashamed of yourself harassing my best friend just because I don't take your bait. It's lame, buddy boy, laaaaaaame.

As a matter a fact I'm not a hipster. I do like Pete when he's not being any asshole and I would never got to Oregon just to dig Pete look-a-likes. But okay...