Eraserhead's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that Eraserhead has earned.
Description: God: Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!
God: 'Course it's a good idea!
Such a good idea in fact, that you won this contest. Congratulations on 1st place for the winning team.
King Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!
God: 'Course it's a good idea!
Such a good idea in fact, that you won this contest. Congratulations on 1st place for the winning team.
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Description: Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Description: You brutally murdered and made skin masks out of your competition! Way to go!
Congratulations on First Place!
Congratulations on First Place!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
Description: With 14" claws of sheer mixtaping skill, you managed to slice open the competition and take the first-place seat on the wining team. Also, you drank their blood as if it were water.
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
Description: TEAM MONSTER crept like a beast in the night, waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting TEAM ROBOT and rob it of it's life, mixtaping pride and sweet Casio calculator watch. Congrats!
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
Description: Most track stars win gold medals. You win a badge -- go figure.
Date Awarded: 12.12.06
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 8.14.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 2.15.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.5.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 2.11.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.10.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.10.06
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
Description: Since we are young and generally unthoughtful, here is our belated Christmas gift to you. Eric colored it himself. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: Frank Costanza:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 8.15.06
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 8.14.06
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: "You don't have to have blood pumping through your veins to enjoy some wicked mixtapery. All you need, are some ears that are still intact and a zest for life."
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
Date Awarded: 12.24.08
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 10.3.06
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 12.11.06
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 6.5.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 7.16.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 9.2.08
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 8.16.06
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 8.14.06
Description: This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
Date Awarded:
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.8.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.15.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.12.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.11.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.11.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.2.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.4.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.8.09
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 2.8.09
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Things we're thankful for in 2007: Mashed potatoes (as always), tequila, soap, broadband, m80s, loud pipes, cassette tapes and that you have chosen to be a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
Date Awarded: 2.14.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
Description: This special badge is bestowed to those who can truly understand the monolithic complexity and undeniable obscurity of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded:
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
Description: This baffling badge is bestowed to those who can truly grasp the striking permanence and ungodly continuance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.27.07
Description: A "Thank You" to those who were willing to reveal the year they were born, as well as for giving the rest of us some insight into their musical taste.
Date Awarded: 9.13.08
