Rachael's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that Rachael has earned.
Description: That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming. I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.
TOO FAST! TOO FURIOUS!
TOO FAST! TOO FURIOUS!
Date Awarded: 8.8.07
Description: Cheer up -- third place is better than being dead, right? Congrats!
Date Awarded: 10.15.07
Description: Dodging father time's left hook with a tight regiment of facelifts, Bob Barker's orange, leathery skin should be an inspiration to us all.
Looking this good is a privilege, not a right.
Congrats on third place!
Looking this good is a privilege, not a right.
Congrats on third place!
Date Awarded: 3.22.08
Description: On his second feature, Welles' career ran into some snags. But along came The Third Man, The Trial, and Touch of Evil. He also recieved the Palme d'Or at Cannes for his film adaptation of Othello. Only someone with such a hot start could make those accomplishments look like a downgrade.
Congrats on Second!
Congrats on Second!
Date Awarded: 9.1.08
Description: Your show was a Woodstock level success. Everyone had 2 days of peace, love and music. It was also spoken of for generations. It has also been hypothesized that human population increased by 1.4% exactly nine months after the event. WAY TO GO ON THE TOTALLY KICK-ASS RAD-ASS SHOW!
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
Description: A random badge for a random mix, Serious Cat is mildly amused by your mix. Congrats on third.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 8.7.08
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 10.3.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.13.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 7.19.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 7.19.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 6.12.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 5.25.07
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
Description: Since we are young and generally unthoughtful, here is our belated Christmas gift to you. Eric colored it himself. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Your second taste of mixtaping fame...just don't get too ahead of yourself.
Date Awarded: 3.24.08
Description: Your second taste of mixtaping fame...just don't get too ahead of yourself.
Date Awarded: 3.24.08
Description: Your second taste of mixtaping fame...just don't get too ahead of yourself.
Date Awarded: 3.24.08
Description: Through the voting process, we were able to establish that your lamb was the cutest in the whole pasture. Er, I mean, that your contest idea shall become the next contest.
Rachael was the brilliant brainstormer who came up with Mix Contest 23!
Rachael was the brilliant brainstormer who came up with Mix Contest 23!
Date Awarded: 9.20.08
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: Frank Costanza:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 7.11.07
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: "You don't have to have blood pumping through your veins to enjoy some wicked mixtapery. All you need, are some ears that are still intact and a zest for life."
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
Date Awarded: 12.24.08
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 1.14.07
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 5.20.07
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 10.20.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 12.22.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 10.10.06
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 4.27.08
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 8.11.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 10.3.06
Description: This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
Date Awarded:
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.7.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 5.10.07
Description: A special badge honoring those among us with enough balls, audacity and lack of self-control to actually throw a temper tantrum. Now, go to your room.
Date Awarded: 8.8.08
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Things we're thankful for in 2007: Mashed potatoes (as always), tequila, soap, broadband, m80s, loud pipes, cassette tapes and that you have chosen to be a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
Date Awarded: 2.14.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: A uber-special badge issued to those who go above and beyond in making new members feel welcome.
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
Description: This baffling badge is bestowed to those who can truly grasp the striking permanence and ungodly continuance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.27.07
Description: You are so full of Yay! that you exclaim it even when unprovoked to do so.
Yay!
Yay!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
Description: Another badge for those that don't need to be bribed to Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
Description: A "Thank You" to those who were willing to reveal the year they were born, as well as for giving the rest of us some insight into their musical taste.
Date Awarded: 9.13.08
