T-bag's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that T-bag has earned.
Description: You are a star. You are a star. You are a star. You are a star. You are a big bright shining star. Yeah, that's right.
Congrats on first place. Your mixtaping, uh, skillset, is totally huge.
Congrats on first place. Your mixtaping, uh, skillset, is totally huge.
Date Awarded: 5.8.07
Description: I'm fairly confident that Doc Brown would rock your first-place mixtape while he's cruising through time, messing the space-time continuum up all over the place..
Date Awarded: 8.8.07
Description: "Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?"
-Luciano Pavarotti
Congrats on second place!
-Luciano Pavarotti
Congrats on second place!
Date Awarded: 9.10.07
Description: The most glorious holiday to ever grace the face of this glorious planet is Boss's Day. Celebrated on October 16th, it's a great time to truly show how much of a tiny, insignificant cog you are in a giant machine that is the global economy.
The traditional gift to give to your boss is a "wristie," as kids are calling it, but failing that, a gift certificate to Ye Olde Chuckle Cheezles' Fantastico Restuarante is suitable. Kiss ass all the way to the top, baby.
Congrats on first place!
Date Awarded: 1.13.08
Description: Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
And thats the place you got in the contest. Three! Congratulations!
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
And thats the place you got in the contest. Three! Congratulations!
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Description: Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 1.5.08
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.24.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.28.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 3.17.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 3.20.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 3.24.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 4.20.07
Description: Since we are young and generally unthoughtful, here is our belated Christmas gift to you. Eric colored it himself. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: Frank Costanza:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 11.1.06
Description: Your fortune: person who looks in unexpected places finds unexpected things.
Date Awarded: 7.11.07
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: "You don't have to have blood pumping through your veins to enjoy some wicked mixtapery. All you need, are some ears that are still intact and a zest for life."
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
Date Awarded: 12.24.08
Description: A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
Date Awarded: 7.4.06
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 11.12.06
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 4.17.07
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 7.3.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 7.19.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 12.22.07
Description: Welcome to level 30! Can I buy you a drink?
Date Awarded: 1.4.09
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 7.21.06
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 9.22.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 5.24.06
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.9.07
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 1.11.08
Description: "Working on a mystery / Going wherever it leads / Running down a dream"
THE MTC DETECTIVES -- we track things down.
THE MTC DETECTIVES -- we track things down.
Date Awarded: 6.17.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 6.30.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 6.30.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 6.30.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 6.30.07
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 2.25.07
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
