derhay's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that derhay has earned.
Description: You try looking this good after a serious, debilitating stroke. Yeah, that's what I thought. Nice try, hotshot.
Congrats on fourth place!
Congrats on fourth place!
Date Awarded: 3.22.08
Description: You tend to kill everything in sight until someone finally brings you down at the last second. But everyone knows you will be back some day to wreak havoc again.
Congrats on Second!
Congrats on Second!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
Description: And for dessert:
A Cake,
So you can have it and eat it too.
Congratulations on cooking up a 1st class meal!
A Cake,
So you can have it and eat it too.
Congratulations on cooking up a 1st class meal!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
Description: Well, I dont know how to put this Mr. Woodstock '99, so here it goes: With over 200,000 in attendence, you were technically a success. But don't get excited yet. There was also a riot, 4 rapes, fires and looting. Pretty much a guarantee from every insurance company ever that you will not get coverage for another one of these events. So in the off-chance you manage to get another festival off the ground again, maybe you should beef up security and make sure people have access to water, eh?
Congrats on 3rd!
Congrats on 3rd!
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
Description: BREAKING NEWS: Team 97 slays Team 07 in fatal mixtaping battle. More news at 11.
Date Awarded: 6.17.07
Description: TEAM MONSTER crept like a beast in the night, waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting TEAM ROBOT and rob it of it's life, mixtaping pride and sweet Casio calculator watch. Congrats!
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
Description: Most track stars win gold medals. You win a badge -- go figure.
Date Awarded: 7.28.06
Description: Remember when you were little, 100 seemed like the biggest number ever? Well, it's still pretty big. Congrats.
Date Awarded: 8.7.06
Description: This is the Mixtape Collective equivalent of the Purple Heart. Kind of...
Date Awarded: 8.10.06
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 6.30.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.13.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 3.22.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 2.17.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.13.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.15.06
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
Description: Since we are young and generally unthoughtful, here is our belated Christmas gift to you. Eric colored it himself. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: Given to one member in particular, who keeps all of us MTC kids happy with his unbridled dedication to punching endless amounts of song info into our music database. We salute you fine sir! Your hard work has benefited us all!
Date Awarded: 8.7.08
Description: Frank Costanza:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: Your fortune: person who looks in unexpected places finds unexpected things.
Date Awarded: 10.29.08
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: "You don't have to have blood pumping through your veins to enjoy some wicked mixtapery. All you need, are some ears that are still intact and a zest for life."
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
-Bub the Zombie, on mixtapes.
Happy Halloween 2008
Date Awarded: 12.24.08
Description: You can say it was pure, unadulterated skill, but we really know it was just an accident. We'll give you the badge and keep your secret. Promise.
Date Awarded: 9.25.08
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 7.26.06
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 8.10.06
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 9.22.06
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.23.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 11.27.06
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 7.10.06
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 10.23.08
Description: Because Civil Rights rock (and roll).
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 6.30.06
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.7.07
Description: The Riot Badge II is chemically designed and pH balanced for those who are helping fuel the flames of this mixtape fire by recruiting large quantities of new members. Truly, one of the highest honors among the MTC ranks.
Date Awarded: 8.6.06
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 7.28.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 7.28.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 7.28.07
Description: This badge certifies that you have held the top position among the users of Mixtape Collective. Good Job!
You are #1, both on MTC and in our hearts.
You are #1, both on MTC and in our hearts.
Date Awarded: 9.29.08
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: We've been all dating this MTC site for quite awhile now. Is it time to pop the question, or shall we wait until next year?
Here's to 3 years of goin' steady.
Here's to 3 years of goin' steady.
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.17.07
Description: This baffling badge is bestowed to those who can truly grasp the striking permanence and ungodly continuance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.27.07
Description: You are so full of Yay! that you exclaim it even when unprovoked to do so.
Yay!
Yay!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
Description: Another badge for those that don't need to be bribed to Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
Description: A "Thank You" to those who were willing to reveal the year they were born, as well as for giving the rest of us some insight into their musical taste.
Date Awarded: 9.13.08
