eric's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that eric has earned.
Description: You were so close to being to being first. Maybe you should have worked harder on your mix instead of sitting at your computer eating glue.
Date Awarded: 9.21.06
Description: You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
Congrats on third.
Date Awarded: 2.16.08
Description: A random badge for a random mix, Invisible Bike Cat is excited by your mix. Congrats!
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Coming in second is like waking up next to a beautiful woman (or man, depending on how you are wired) with a massive, skull smashing hangover -- it's so good but so damn bad.
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Description: The myth is that they were made of wood, but honestly, nothing is more gangster than a hand-crafted set of ivory dentures.
So pour out a 40 for our dead homie presidents, say a silent prayer for freedom and represent with a slick, limited edition badge.
Date Awarded: 2.19.07
Description: Next to your mix, raw, dirty, full-throttle pornography looks like a WWII documentary. Congrats on second.
Date Awarded: 11.28.06
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
Description: Given to those who have busted open the 500 forum post cherry. Wouldn't mom be proud?
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share a scene from their own life. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 6.24.06
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share another scene from their own lifes. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 1.15.07
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.4.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 9.30.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 9.19.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 9.15.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 9.3.06
Description: Since we are young and generally unthoughtful, here is our belated Christmas gift to you. Eric colored it himself. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Your second taste of mixtaping fame...just don't get too ahead of yourself.
Date Awarded: 6.10.06
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: It's a good thing he remembers how to code better than he remembers his guitar parts during band practice.
Date Awarded: 4.20.06
Description: Shameless promotion is a true sign of weakness... Please buy our music.
Date Awarded: 4.20.06
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 6.7.06
Description: Your fortune: person who looks in unexpected places finds unexpected things.
Date Awarded: 11.2.06
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: This badge is awarded to only those members of the mixtape collective who are truly God-like.
Date Awarded: 1.24.06
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 10.31.07
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 10.31.07
Description: You can say it was pure, unadulterated skill, but we really know it was just an accident. We'll give you the badge and keep your secret. Promise.
Date Awarded: 9.16.06
Description: A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
Date Awarded: 7.4.06
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 7.14.06
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 10.12.06
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 4.16.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.23.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.30.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 11.24.07
Description: Welcome to level 30! Can I buy you a drink?
Date Awarded: 11.24.07
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 5.22.06
Description: ...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
Description: Now we're talking. You are really starting to get noticed on here.
Date Awarded: 4.8.07
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 6.14.06
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 2.9.06
Description: This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
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Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.7.07
Description: You're just too good. In looking for one thing, you found another. Way to go, champ.
Date Awarded: 10.8.07
Description: Your mixtape-kung-fu is better than most.
Date Awarded: 10.17.08
Description: "Working on a mystery / Going wherever it leads / Running down a dream"
THE MTC DETECTIVES -- we track things down.
THE MTC DETECTIVES -- we track things down.
Date Awarded: 6.17.07
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 4.20.06
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 8.9.06
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
Date Awarded: 2.14.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: We've been all dating this MTC site for quite awhile now. Is it time to pop the question, or shall we wait until next year?
Here's to 3 years of goin' steady.
Here's to 3 years of goin' steady.
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
Description: This baffling badge is bestowed to those who can truly grasp the striking permanence and ungodly continuance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.27.07
Description: This confounding badge is bestowed to those who can truly realize the wondrous consternation and inhuman scintillance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 1.11.08
