galaxiepi's Badges

Badges

These are the badges that galaxiepi has earned.
Sad Songs Contest: Third Place
Description: For those that don't know how to read these new fangled 'emoticons,' the apostrophe represents a tear and the left-paren is supposed to be a frown. Get it, he's crying! Sad! Congrats on third place.
Date Awarded: 9.6.06
Sexy Contest: First Place
Description: Since your mix was released, the US has seen a drastic spike in pregnancy unlike ever before. You truly are the champion of sexy. Note: Management not responsible for lost or stolen virginity.
Date Awarded: 11.28.06
Song Links Contest: Third Place
Description: It must be hard, losing the silver by one vote, but do what the champions do: wake up tomorrow and try again. If you fail yet again, just quit all together and drink yourself into a dull stupor. But no, really, congrats.
Date Awarded: 8.9.06
Team Monster Member
Description: TEAM MONSTER crept like a beast in the night, waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting TEAM ROBOT and rob it of it's life, mixtaping pride and sweet Casio calculator watch. Congrats!
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
The 500 Forum Post Badge
Description: Given to those who have busted open the 500 forum post cherry. Wouldn't mom be proud?
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
The 6/6/6 Badge
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
The Audiobiography Badge
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share a scene from their own life. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 6.24.06
The Audiobiography II Badge
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share another scene from their own lifes. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 1.15.07
The Badge of Mystery
Description: Huh?!? Where did this come from?
Date Awarded: 8.14.08
The Beta Badge
Description: A special reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our ever so crucial beta-testing.
Date Awarded: 5.14.06
The Beta Badge II
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.16.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.16.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 8.15.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.1.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.6.06
The Bugfinder Badge (v1)
Description: The Bugfinder Badge is a highly sought after badge issued to those who find the elusive 'glaring mistakes' that are known to occasionally make appearances throughout the site.
Date Awarded: 7.24.06
The Christmas 2006 Badge
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
The Corey Appreciation Week 2007 Badge
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.

ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
The Fortune Cookie Badge
Description: Your fortune: person who looks in unexpected places finds unexpected things.
Date Awarded: 8.30.06
The Halloween 2006 Badge
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
The Halloween 2007 Badge
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:

Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.

Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
The Happenstance Badge
Description: You can say it was pure, unadulterated skill, but we really know it was just an accident. We'll give you the badge and keep your secret. Promise.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
The July Fourth Badge
Description: A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
Date Awarded: 7.4.06
The July Fourth Badge II
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
The Level 10 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 6.22.06
The Level 15 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 9.11.06
The Level 20 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 1.30.07
The Level 21 Badge
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.

Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.23.07
The Level 25 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 8.10.08
The Level 5 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 6.1.06
The Lotto Badge
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 12.28.06
The Luck Badge
Description: ...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Date Awarded: 1.1.07
The MLK Badge
Description: Because Civil Rights rock (and roll).
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
The Narcissist Badge
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 4.11.07
The New Years 2007 Badge
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
The New Years 2008 Badge
Description: Let's hope this new year is as chock-full of fun, friends and kick-ass mixtapes as 2007 was. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.1.08
The Newbie Badge
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 5.14.06
The non-denominational egg badge
Description: This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
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The One Year Anniversary Badge
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.7.07
The Promoter Badge
Description: A special treat for those who go out of their way to help us spread the good word of the Mixtape Collection around the internets. Massive props.
Date Awarded: 6.14.06
The Riot Badge
Description: The riot badge is chemically designed pH balanced for those who are helping fuel the flames of this fire by recruiting large quantities of new members.
Date Awarded: 6.19.06
The Serendipity Badge
Description: You're just too good. In looking for one thing, you found another. Way to go, champ.
Date Awarded: 8.24.06
The Silver Badge
Description: Your mixtape-kung-fu is better than most.
Date Awarded: 10.3.09
The Tee-Ball Badge
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 9.1.06
The Temper Tantrum Badge
Description: A special badge honoring those among us with enough balls, audacity and lack of self-control to actually throw a temper tantrum. Now, go to your room.
Date Awarded: 10.10.06
The Time Badge
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 12.10.06
The Turkey Day Badge
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
Date Awarded: 2.14.07
The Valentine's Day 2008 Badge
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
The Valentine's Day 2009 Badge
Description: We've been all dating this MTC site for quite awhile now. Is it time to pop the question, or shall we wait until next year?

Here's to 3 years of goin' steady.

Date Awarded: 3.7.09
The yay! Badge
Description: A super limited (5 total) special badge bestowed to those who can truly understand the dark complexities of the 'yay!'
Date Awarded: 6.28.06
The Yay! Badge III
Description: A super exclusive (4 total) special badge bestowed to those who can truly understand the intricacies and cult-like implications of the phrase 'yay!'
Date Awarded: 8.23.06
The Yay! Badge IX
Description: This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.17.08
The Yay! Badge V
Description: This special badge is bestowed to those who can truly understand the monolithic complexity and undeniable obscurity of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded:
The Yay! Badge VI
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.

Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
The Yay! Badge VII
Description: This baffling badge is bestowed to those who can truly grasp the striking permanence and ungodly continuance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 8.27.07
The Yay! Badge X
Description: You are so full of Yay! that you exclaim it even when unprovoked to do so.

Yay!
Date Awarded: 12.21.08
The Yay! Badge XII
Description: Another badge for those that don't need to be bribed to Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.29.09
The Year One Badge
Description: A "Thank You" to those who were willing to reveal the year they were born, as well as for giving the rest of us some insight into their musical taste.
Date Awarded: 9.13.08