shortbus's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that shortbus has earned.
Description: Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
Description: This is awarded to one member in particular. You should have been with us; but alas, your destiny was with fire trucks.
Date Awarded: 3.13.06
Description: A special reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our ever so crucial beta-testing.
Date Awarded: 3.13.06
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 3.21.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 2.7.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.9.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.15.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 10.17.06
Description: Shameless promotion is a true sign of weakness... Please buy our music.
Date Awarded: 4.20.06
Description: This badge is awarded to those who went above and beyond the call of duty and told us how much 'the Collective' really sucks.
Date Awarded: 3.13.06
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 1.22.07
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Date Awarded: 11.1.07
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 8.14.06
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 1.9.07
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 5.31.06
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 4.4.06
Description: ...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Date Awarded: 3.5.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 3.11.06
Description: This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
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Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.27.07
Description: You're just too good. In looking for one thing, you found another. Way to go, champ.
Date Awarded: 9.21.06
Description: Awarded to those members who blindly do whatever they are told just to get a badge...You whores.
Date Awarded: 3.15.06
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 8.22.06
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
Date Awarded: 2.14.07
Description: A super limited (5 total) special badge bestowed to those who can truly understand the dark complexities of the 'yay!'
Date Awarded: 6.28.06
Description: This special badge is bestowed to those who can truly understand the monolithic complexity and undeniable obscurity of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded: 3.2.07
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
