whackedtollie's Badges

Badges

These are the badges that whackedtollie has earned.
Mixtape Contest XX -- Runner Up
Description: Ray Liotta was caught cheating on the test of time. His punishment? His visage.

Thanks for participating in Contest XX!
Date Awarded: 3.22.08
Mixtape Contest XXIV - Winning Team Badge
Description: Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!


WAY TO GO!
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Team Robot Member
Description: Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
The 100 Forum Posts Badge Badge
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
The 1000th Track Badge
Description: Most track stars win gold medals. You win a badge -- go figure.
Date Awarded: 5.17.06
The 100th Artist Badge
Description: Remember when you were little, 100 seemed like the biggest number ever? Well, it's still pretty big. Congrats.
Date Awarded: 9.28.06
The 6/6/6 Badge
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
The Audiobiography Badge
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share a scene from their own life. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 6.28.06
The Audiobiography II Badge
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share another scene from their own lifes. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 1.15.07
The Beta Badge
Description: A special reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our ever so crucial beta-testing.
Date Awarded: 3.22.06
The Beta Badge II
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 7.4.07
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 4.20.07
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 4.18.07
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.8.07
The Bronze Badge
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.9.07
The Bugfinder Badge (v1)
Description: The Bugfinder Badge is a highly sought after badge issued to those who find the elusive 'glaring mistakes' that are known to occasionally make appearances throughout the site.
Date Awarded: 7.24.06
The Christmas 2006 Badge
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
The Corey Appreciation Week 2007 Badge
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.

ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
The Fibonacci Badge
Description: Fn := F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2)
Date Awarded: 5.27.07
The Friday the 13th Badge I
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
The Halloween 2006 Badge
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
The Happenstance Badge
Description: You can say it was pure, unadulterated skill, but we really know it was just an accident. We'll give you the badge and keep your secret. Promise.
Date Awarded: 11.29.06
The Honorary Monkey Badge
Description: Close, but no cigar. This badge is to reward those monkeys who attempted to go for the gold, but ended up striking out harder than a music-nerd in a singles bar.
Date Awarded: 5.24.06
The July Fourth Badge
Description: A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
Date Awarded: 7.4.06
The July Fourth Badge II
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
The Level 10 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 10! Credibility is just a few levels away.
Date Awarded: 6.15.06
The Level 15 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 15! If we had a dollar, we'd give it to you...
Date Awarded: 9.28.06
The Level 20 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 20! Now, you can finally start bragging.
Date Awarded: 4.2.07
The Level 21 Badge
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.

Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.23.07
The Level 25 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 9.6.08
The Level 5 Badge
Description: Welcome to level 5! Keep up the hard work.
Date Awarded: 5.14.06
The Lotto Badge
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 9.30.06
The Luck Badge
Description: ...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Date Awarded: 9.10.06
The MLK Badge
Description: Because Civil Rights rock (and roll).
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
The Narcissist Badge
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 8.28.07
The New Years 2007 Badge
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
The New Years 2009 Badge
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:

"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"

Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
The Newbie Badge
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 3.22.06
The One Year Anniversary Badge
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.9.07
The Serendipity Badge
Description: You're just too good. In looking for one thing, you found another. Way to go, champ.
Date Awarded: 7.18.06
The Tee-Ball Badge
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 9.28.06
The Tee-Ball Badge
Description: Rejoice, for your profile has been viewed 1000 times.
Date Awarded: 9.28.06
The Time Badge
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 11.18.06
The Turkey Day Badge
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
The Valentine's Day 2008 Badge
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
The Yay! Badge V
Description: This special badge is bestowed to those who can truly understand the monolithic complexity and undeniable obscurity of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded:
The Yay! Badge VI
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.

Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07
The Yay! Badge XI
Description: For the ones that exhale straight Yay! without being bribed to do so.

Thank you.
Date Awarded: 1.29.09