whackedtollie's Badges
Badges
These are the badges that whackedtollie has earned.
Description: Ray Liotta was caught cheating on the test of time. His punishment? His visage.
Thanks for participating in Contest XX!
Thanks for participating in Contest XX!
Date Awarded: 3.22.08
Description: Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
Date Awarded: 11.2.08
Description: Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
Date Awarded: 10.18.06
Description: Given to those who have just enough skill to type out 100 forum posts. Think of this as the 'learners permit' of the forum world.
Date Awarded: 9.30.07
Description: Remember when you were little, 100 seemed like the biggest number ever? Well, it's still pretty big. Congrats.
Date Awarded: 9.28.06
Description: Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
Date Awarded: 6.6.06
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share a scene from their own life. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 6.28.06
Description: Awarded to those who chose to share another scene from their own lifes. Consider this a 'thank you' from the Collective.
Date Awarded: 1.15.07
Description: A special reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our ever so crucial beta-testing.
Date Awarded: 3.22.06
Description: A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
Date Awarded: 5.16.06
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 7.4.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 4.20.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 4.18.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 1.8.07
Description: Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
Date Awarded: 11.9.07
Description: The Bugfinder Badge is a highly sought after badge issued to those who find the elusive 'glaring mistakes' that are known to occasionally make appearances throughout the site.
Date Awarded: 7.24.06
Description: Like the inconsiderate and unthoughtful youth we are, here is our belated Christmas gift. We hope you like the coal, because we lost the receipt.
Date Awarded: 12.30.06
Description: Welcome to the kickoff of the Corey Appreciation Week 2007. Drinks are out back, we've got a clown magician in the living room and a trampoline in the basement. Have a good time now. Welcome to Paradise.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
ALL PRAISE BE TO COREY.
Date Awarded: 7.17.07
Description: Friday the 13th taught us all the heartwarming lesson that if you are a camp counselor, it's probably not in your best interest to let that (potentially mentally retarded [see wikipedia]) kid swim alone while you are trying to get a piece of ass.
Date Awarded: 7.14.07
Description: Happy Halloween from the MTC staff. Also, we put razorblades in your candy.
Date Awarded: 10.31.06
Description: You can say it was pure, unadulterated skill, but we really know it was just an accident. We'll give you the badge and keep your secret. Promise.
Date Awarded: 11.29.06
Description: Close, but no cigar. This badge is to reward those monkeys who attempted to go for the gold, but ended up striking out harder than a music-nerd in a singles bar.
Date Awarded: 5.24.06
Description: A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
Date Awarded: 7.4.06
Description: In light of America's current political turmoil, let's all take a moment to represent for the land of the free, brave and morbidly obese. Yee-haw!
Date Awarded: 7.5.07
Description: You're finally legal! Huzzah! We all know you've been boozing since you were 13, but don't worry, we'll keep quiet.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Now, get off the damn computer and go hit up the bars.
Date Awarded: 6.23.07
Description: Welcome to level 25! If the Mixtape Collective were local politics, you'd be chief of sanitation by now.
Date Awarded: 9.6.08
Description: The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
Date Awarded: 9.30.06
Description: ...and the mixtaping gods did smile upon thee, rewarding your amazing luck with this glorious badge. Honestly, what are the chances?
Date Awarded: 9.10.06
Description: If we could, we'd turn you to stone. But we can't, so we'll tag you with this badge. Try looking at someone else for a change.
Date Awarded: 8.28.07
Description: Let's hope this new year is as full of fun, friends and mixtapes as 2006. Yay!
Date Awarded: 1.2.07
Description: Prophecies for 2009 by alamongordo.com:
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- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
"
- Economy will not recover but will get far worse. (Prophecy 2008)
- Second and 3rd “bailout” will not help.
- Iran will become nuclear (Prophecy 2008)
- Conflict between Iran and Israel (See Proph 2)
- Russia is “surviving” the economy (See Proph 1)
- A “weak” Barack Hussein Obama” is dangerous for the world
- Danger of Barack Obama assassination
- Conflict with / by Russia - Vladimir Poetin
- Bad will get worse in 2009
"
Here is to a tumultuous 2009!
Date Awarded: 3.7.09
Description: The true sign of a fresh mixtaper. This badge is awarded to everyone. Don't feel special.
Date Awarded: 3.22.06
Description: Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
Date Awarded: 10.9.07
Description: You're just too good. In looking for one thing, you found another. Way to go, champ.
Date Awarded: 7.18.06
Description: Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
Date Awarded: 11.18.06
Description: Things we're thankful for: Mashed potatoes, whiskey, guns, jumpropes, the internets, cassette tapes and that all of you are a part of this wonderful community.
Date Awarded: 11.24.06
Description: Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really do love you all. So much so, in fact, that you should probably investigate a temporary restraining order -- we're crazy like that.
Date Awarded: 2.15.08
Description: This special badge is bestowed to those who can truly understand the monolithic complexity and undeniable obscurity of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Date Awarded:
Description: This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Date Awarded: 5.16.07