My puss is really cool. I'm glad you like it.

hi. I like your cat

Looks like you were my last vistor, 2 days ago. Sad, but I still think you are fresh like zest...even though no one else wants to talk to me. *Pitty Points*

I would but eric hates me and my wacky mixes! I'll GIT 'EM if it's the last thing we do---I just thought of a fucking sweet idea-we should throw a mixtape collective party-(no I-pods or mp3 players)-and have big blow out somewhere-whoever lives near should be invited. It would rock so hard I might doodie on myself.

I miss you! you need to be on more often

BUDDY!

hi friend, where you been?

sorry sorry, I haven't spent much time on in the past week...
so you impressed me with your vast knowledge of unicorns, but then I saw that pube picture and...well...I feel sorry for your girlfriend (assuming that's her in the pic)

wow-buddy #2-this makes my soul cry!

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Unicorns-Fact 1# they cannot fly (I always thought that they could, but then I was doing a search on google and found out that they could not-wow it makes you think-yep-yepp-yep-)Fact 2# If you eat unicorn meat you become immortal but you can't have children-(it's true I know this guy who did eat some uni meat-and he be banging mad ho's everyday with out a penis protector if you know what I mean-like a condom-like a latex condom-if you know what I mean-like touching the tips of my thumb and my index finger, bringing my other index finger that is pointing and poking it the hole back and forth-if you know what I mean----anyway he's never gotten a lady buddy pregnext-Fact 3# I am full of shit-and I am a douche bag-!!!