hey i have no job i cant be a corporate whore... then again i am trying to work for regence blue cross so i guess i should remove the foot before talking... as per usual. why dont you just sign your paychecks straight over to nike. it would make shoe shopping much easier. post more contests so i dont have to be a guinea anymore.

Yeah, that is after the discount. Sad.

Also, not a corporate whore -- until you've seen the inside of the company, you've no right to talk. Of all corporate cultures, Nike is renound for having one of the best.

Also, they let me do cool things, like volunteer for ninemillion.org.

tee-hee.

please dont tell me that was after the employee discount. such a corporate whore

Well, I am working for Nike and I do kind of enjoy shoes. It's a bad fit.

youre not female! how is that possible???

FYI -- I spent $250 on shoes today. That is also kind of sad.

its always better when guys dont realize that about themselves anyway, but that doesnt happen too often

"impeccable good looks"?

Haven't gotten that one before. I'm not going to lie, I like it. I think I still have a bit of my fat-homely-teenager complex rolling around my 22 year old brain. Kind of sad, really...

yeah i know about your damn book youve rubbed it in my face like a zillion times now, ok maybe three, but still its one of the reasons i envy and hate you oh so much. the other reason being your impeccable good looks :P

Welcome to the Collective. If you have any questions, let me know.

Happy mixtaping!

ps -- I have a signed copy of Palahniuk's Survivor that says "Eric, YOU are my power animal, Love Chuck"

k i dont wanna be a whistle rat anymore