BRANDO JOJO!

your birthday was a sham, it didnt happen, I bet you dont even really exist! but if you did, and if on the anniversary of your birthday in relation to the earth completing a solar cycle pictures were taken, they were not taken by me, i does seem pics were taken, but i could have sworn any such acts of photon-captivity were embarked by jenny herself.

you smell like blue cheese... on an unrelated note, jenny tells me there were pictures (like 2ish?) taken on my b-day. thou shalt email them to me!

i hear the lucc is 10ft tall, weighs half a ton, can bench-press an entire cheerleading squad and once had sex with 10 carnies in 15 minutes...

i just realized you cut me out of that picture -20 points.

or not, but i thought about it...

woot!