How do you do? Have you even been to Melbourne? It's a pretty cool place really. I could use a vacation though.

hey there, melbourne ;) i heavily concur!

Have you ever heard two cellos playing the same piece, but with one string of one cello slightly out of tune. Boy, is it something...

Siobahn Sung, that's great. I'm gonna go write a comic book about us. Saving the world one cassette at a time.

i'm all about alliteration -
siobahn sungsimon scott also kills.

Hello, thanks for welcoming me. My name isn't actually Simon Samuels, and I really have no idea why I call myself that. My real name's Simon Scott, which I guess is pretty cool sounding in itself.

welcome! is your name really simon samuels? that is amazing.