simurai


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full nameSimon Samuels
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locationMelbourne, Australia
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For instance, spoken Australian English is generally more tolerant of offensive and/or abusive language than other variants. Many politicians are exponents of this style in Parliament. Former Labor Prime Minister Paul Keating called opponents "mangy maggot" and "stupid foul-mouthed grub". Mark Latham, a former Labor Leader of The Opposition referred to Prime Minister John Howard as an "arse licker" and described a visit to see US President George W. Bush as "a conga line of suckholes" heading to Washington. Liberal Health Minister Tony Abbott called an opponent a "snivelling grub".

Did you know there's a band called Bathtub Shitter. I just found out the other day, and now everytime I think of their name I can't stop laughing.

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Favorite Music Artists

  • John Zorn
  • Stereolab
  • Deerhoof
  • Boris
  • You Am I

Favorite If I Could Live Anywhere In The World...

  • Iceland
  • Brazil
  • France
  • Portugal
  • Slovakia

Favorite Movies

  • Lost In Translation
  • Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
  • The Omega Man
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Planet Of The Apes

Favorite Independent Labels

  • Nervous Jerk/Art School Dropout
  • Fonal
  • Archive
  • Soul Jazz
  • Cock Rock Disco

simurai's Mixtapes

Appearing cooler than you actually are for dummies.
2120 points (Level 5) · 6/9/07 10:29am
I hate to say it, but secretly I desire to be liked by everyone. I don't really care who with, I just want them to like me. Now this isn't as simple as it may seem, it's a fine art. Fortunately music often makes an impression on people. This is where it gets easier to me, I pride myself on always being able to pick suitable music for whatever situation. (Not to mention this is on cassette, which is really cool and old school, everyone digs retro.) This situation is the party, with lots of semi-drunk kids from school. This is how I make them like me.

If you ever wondered what it was like to be a kid in the modern generation trying to fit with the in crowd, hopefully this tape will give some insight into what it's like.

Note: The cover art is a picture from Myspace of two of the kids who partially inspired this tape. Chris and Lauren. They're my friends and they're pretty cool. Please don't tell them I put their photo on here.

Note two: This mix kinda proves I'm actually an arsehole, and a self-absorbed one at that. Sorry about that.

ZOMBIE DISCO FROM HELL!!!
2483 points (Level 5) · 4/21/07 12:41am
Remember Michael Jackson's thriller video? Of course you do, it's a classic! Remember those zombie guys who rose from the earth? "Yeah, whatever happened to those guys anyway?" Well, I was wondering the same thing so I decided to lodge this investigative report.

It turns out they're just like any other zombie actors. They eat the flesh of the livng (when possible, edible people can be hard to find), they walk the streets looking for work (if you're interested, do contact their agents) and of course they all reside in the murky depths of hell.

Times have been hard for hell's zombie actors though. Since the 80's there has been a dramatic drop in movies and music videos starring zombies. They've been able to find some roles sporadicly, like in Shaun of the Dead, and a few old remakes, but apart from that it seems like there's no room in Hollywood. A badge was made on the mixtape collective starring Michael Jackson from the Thriller video, which is a shame. Everyone knows it just wouldn't be the same video without the awesome zombie supporting cast.

Hell is also facing many economic problems. There is practically no export industry due to the obvious hardship of transporting products to the mortal realm. The population just keeps rising too, leading to even more problems. Did you know Hell has a higher unemployment rate than any other place on, or in Earth? With somewhere as muilticultural as Hell, there are also many problems associated with racism.

That said, Hell manages to retain optimistic despite mounting economic insecurity. Hell's citizens work hard, in almost unbearable conditions, but none of that seems to matter when the weekend comes. The parties in Hell are like nothing you've seen on the surface of Earth. They stay up all night drinking, dancing, and having more fun than us mere mortals know how. This mixtape is designed to represent a small slice of the disco culture in hell.

Bahian Summer Plus Other Pop Favourites
2285 points (Level 5) · 12/16/06 9:13pm
This is in some ways the opposite to the last mix. That was gloomy and electronicy, this one features a much lighter mood, and an emphasis on real instrumentation, specifically acoustics. The sound is laid-back, and unmistakebly summery.

I also tried to contain a Brazillian theme, I think around half the tracks contain bossa rhythms which always reminds me of fun times in the Brazillian summer, etc. Lots of 60's Pop is included. To me this music is synonomous with feelings of summer happiness. Also I used some of the current crop of hip-hop influenced electronic type folk producers.

It is titled 'Bahian Summer Plus Other Pop Favourites'. The two actual Brazillian acts on this mix were both from the Bahia region, a region lauded by people such as John Coltrane and so many more I can't think of right now as a great place for music. The Bahian Summer part is also a reference to the Beach Boys' Endless Summer compilation. I added Plus Other Pop Favourties, because just leaving the first part wouldn't be such an honest representation of the mix. The Other Pop Favourites part also serves as a reference to those compilations put out in the 60's and 70's.

This tape features music from lots of different places, in five different languages: English, Portuguese, French, Korean and Japanese. Lots of different regional flavours here, but over the same feel.

The cover is a cartoonish type image I found on google of the beach I live not too far from. It makes it look a lot cooler than it is.

Anyway, that's probably enough from me. It's summer here, so I'm gonna go and actually make this tape, then head to the beach with a boom box. I hope you like it.

The Robert Moog Blues
2590 points (Level 6) · 12/9/06 10:27pm
I'd like to present to you all my first mixtape. These songs are all similar of mood, but different of style. For the most part the mood is downbeat, verging on miserable. Style-wise we've got some Indie-sulk favourites, Electropop, Weird shit + Sci-fi movie scores. Hooray. It's titled 'The Robert Moog Blues,' after the legendary Robert Moog (R.I.P), who invented the Moog synthesizer, an instrument I tried to maintain focus on throughout the mix. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

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ALSO peter garrett was there...... I screamed like a little girl
4/24/07 5:59pm
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yeah it was a great day for $5. i spent sooooo much money on alcohol though!

yeah everyone had something to say about howard and work choices but i loved it. i have a very strong political opinion and i love to hear people giving him shit.

that was what the whole day was about anyway. i wasn't there for the bands that's for sure. (i came across some people that went just for the cheap gig which was highly annoying, but hey they gave us more numbers in the end)
4/24/07 5:58pm
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i didn't get to see beasts of bourbon cos i was in line waiting to go to the toilet. (each band only played three songs!)

but tex played with magic dirt and he's still got it. i don't much like magic dirt though
4/24/07 3:37am
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yeah it was great cos i haven't seen you am i live for years.

tim rogers is still wonderful to watch even when he's just playing guitar. he even decided it was a good idea to take his shirt off.

oh yeah i forget that guy was in rehab. i guess he's back. he has the worst hair ever.
4/24/07 3:35am
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hey there, melbourne ;) i heavily concur!
4/23/07 10:57am
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I saw You Am I play at the rockin for rights protest yesterday. Timmy sang Get Up, which i thoroughly enjoyed dancing to, and then he got that FUCKIN DICKHEAD from Grinspoon out to sing the rest of the set. It was fucked.

I thought i'd tell you that
4/22/07 10:48pm
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You should see what happens when you see daft punk play
4/21/07 6:32pm
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I guess what's stopping me is vacation days. While I get about 20 per year, I've been using them: Nicaragua last year and Hawaii this year. I'm going home to Minnesota for 2 weeks this summer, I haven't been back there for about 3 years. And next March is Argentina. So Vietnam is on the list... it's just more than a year away.
4/21/07 8:15am
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Great photos. I've got to make it to Vietnam one of these days.
4/21/07 12:35am
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man that's nuts. i was listening to CDB when i was 11.... i guess you don't even know who they are. i feel really old all of a sudden.

just 2 years to go! you should write to you am i and ask them to play an underaged gig near you. tell them your story. you never know....
3/21/07 6:05pm
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oh i didn't realise you were under aged... that must suck.
you got into them when you were 11? woah
3/20/07 8:22pm
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i imagine the new stuff would go down well cos it's so upbeat. it sounds fun from what i've heard of the album, which isn't much. still haven't had the guts to buy it.

ohhh you should definately look into seeing them live. they have new music dvd out now actually. haven't seen it though
3/14/07 5:48pm
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lol, no i didn't either. i think i asked you that cos i was wondering how YOU AM I played. Someone i know said they were fantastic, but they had never seen them before. i was curious to know if they were still up to scratch.
3/12/07 9:19pm
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hey, did you go to the big day out?
2/12/07 9:41am
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WHY OR WHEN IS NOT THE BEST SOLUTION FOR A STUMBLING IDEA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THIS PASSAGE. ENTER INTO THE WIND.
1/1/07 11:45pm
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i'm all about alliteration -
siobahn sungsimon scott also kills.
12/16/06 4:33pm
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welcome! is your name really simon samuels? that is amazing.
12/16/06 4:19pm
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why thank you, sir.... and i fully agree. and now... to bed. goodnight.
12/14/06 8:52am
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i just don't like them for some reason. call me crazy. i could rant and rave about it but that would just be annoying... i loved the rest of the mix, though.
12/13/06 7:30pm
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where's star wars and dune?
12/12/06 3:41pm
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Cronulla looks nice, so it's not the true definition of a hole. but the people there sure have proved that they are top notch bogans.
I was so ashamed to be Australian that day.

i don't know why i never got into hi fi way.... it just never did it for me.
deliverance has some of the most beautiful songs timmy has ever written. His most honest album yet.
12/12/06 3:40pm
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There is a Kubrick exposition in my city just now,, I visited it a couple of weeks ago. They had the prehistoric man and the space suits from a space oddyssey. That was cool! They even had the orginal dolls-statue-women-table things from the Korova milk bar in 'a clockwork orange.'
I'm not an expert on minimal music, but I really like it. My dad took me to some concerts in Brussels where I was introduced to it. Steve Reich, Philip Glass and Terry Riley. Just the big names.
And yeah, this site kind of rocks!
12/12/06 12:35am
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i don't know where that is but i'm guessing it's a hole. thanks, nice to know someone's with me.

i don't like hi-fi way much. hourly daily is brilliant of course, but i'm really loving deliverance at the moment.....

have you heard convicts? i hear it's a piece of shit... i'm too scared to buy it
12/11/06 6:07pm
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Oh an aussie! Hey welcome! Finally someone who will understand my australian music! As far as I know there are only 3 of us on here

God love you for loving You Am I.
12/10/06 10:42pm
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This is definitely in the running for My Favorite Avatars on This Site.
12/10/06 12:26pm
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heh, thanks.
12/10/06 11:25am
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You are wonderful.
Welcome to the collective!
12/10/06 8:34am
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Yeah, Boris! And I love love Deerhoof too. And I could live in France too. Because I'm French. Nevermind. Welcome!
(And where is 2001: a space oddyssey in that sci-fi list of yours?)
12/10/06 2:26am
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you are a very productive young man
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