Description: THIS ONE's A KEEPER.

Description: I dedicate this to all the MTC O.G.'s. You know who you are.

To all inactive users: "suck it."

Description: I don't know how long it's been since you guys have watched "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", but THAT is the most ridiculous portrait of Hell, ever.

Description: I took a few liberties, but that's ok, right?

ANARCHY IN THE MTC

Anyway, I'm entering early to hopefully win this bi-atch. I haven't won a contest, so here's my all, within certain confines.

No haters allowed.

Description: this is for Bea, word.

Description: Just a rundown of what I've been listening to lately..

Regarding Dan vs. Akuma, anyone familiar with Street Fighter knows what I mean. Dan, being the joke character, seems like an unlikely character to kick the much stronger Shin Akuma's ass. But dammit, Dan KICKS ASS!

Description: the title of this mix is derived from what I heard a man say to his blue bike while taking a cigarette break, waiting for a Mountain Goats show to start.

This mix is meant to chronicle someone, something, going crazy, but not in a Hot Topic way.. not in a Prince way.. just.. losing it.

so, with no further introduction, here is... Git 'Cho White Ass Up!.

Description: This is for an as-of-yet unmade film, starring John Travolta. It revolves around a central cast of characters, and is not a "feel-good romp" like, say, Baby's Day Out, but more like a cross between Domino/Snatch (almost)/and... let's say the Aqua Teen Movie, because I laffed at that movie.

anyway, the plot is barely there (boom! there's the link to ATHF!), the writing is so-so at best, and the director is none other than America's favorite ginger... Richard D. James. (you thought I'd say Ron Howard? ok, I like him too)..

maybe I can get Jason Bateman to join in??

Description: with each passing day, every person grows, metaphorically and physically. a few of these selections are strict love songs, but the growth is noticeable in each track, even if it may seem, at times, random, we're only human, and as the seasons change once again, I might not even like these songs anymore. time will tell.

Description: one summer day in July, I was driving to my friend Max Freeman's house. We were on a mission (along with Sharp Woolston and Steven Turney) to go to Mountain Home, AR to see our friend Travis Keymer's band, Burn Baby Burn.

After picking up Sharp, we were on our way to Alpena (where Steven and Max live, about 15 minutes from town), when Sharp suggested we pick up Steven first. I had planned on getting Max, then Steven, but phuck it, I like Steven, why not pick him up?

At this point, Sharp and I had been listening to the Melvins '(A) Senile Animal', just gib-gazming at every drum turn. Then, I put in 'Sister' by Sonic Youth.

I was pulling into Max's driveway, right turn signal on, when Brad Carroll, a native of Carroll County, rear-ended me doing 60 mph. Sunuvabitch!! You know the part in 'Schizophrenia' by Sonic Youth when the drums are building up, and the guitar flips the fuck out?

It was during that part that he hit me.

Everyone else called another friend, Seth Hudspeth, to go to the show anyways.

Two weeks later, Burn Baby Burn came to Harrison, and I got to see them finally. It was worth it.

(there was also a band from Portland that played, they were pretty sweet.. and by sweet, I mean loud. Which is equivalent to sweet)

Description: my '91 Taurus (Snake Plissken) met his fate one evening when Brad Carroll rear-ended me doing 60 mph. It sucked.

I bought a '96 Taurus ("untitled") a few days ago, and it has a tape deck. So I decided to bust out this baby, just one of those tapes you could constantly play.

Hope I don't jinx myself.

Description: I drive a Ford Taurus.

The '91 Taurus has remarkably comfortable seats, which often entices to just chill out [be it drunk or high, the Taurus does not turn away!].

All my friends want to listen to is either a Sabbath mix or The Meters 'Funkify Your Life' (disc 1), so I decided to make this little baby.

I'm proud of the pacing, and the overall vibe. So, here it is, for you to chill in your car, room, whatever. I recommend headphones.

Description: I was perusing the internets, looking at various pornography, when I decided to stop by the ol' MTC. Seeing there was a NEW!! contest, I decided I would actually enter at a decent time.

I smoked a bowl, watched some Planet Earth (the Caves episode), then wrote in a three-ring binder the tracklist and a little description. A few changes were made.

That's right, I planned ahead.

So, here it is.

Description: (liner notes for the time capsule)

This music is not important. My only wish is that I had not made this for you, but instead included a self-mix of all the best Vanilla Ice b-sides, and Milli Vanilli dub performed by a man in the Carribean only known as Tone Loc, Jr.

However, this appeared to be the better tape for such a capsule, because, hopefully, the magnetic band has already worn off, and disintegrated. Goddammit, music sure does suck! Especially this music.

(please dub over with copy of Orson Welles 'War of the Worlds' after completion)

Description: I'd like to take this time to say one thing:

Empire Strikes Back is better than Return of the Jedi.

Thanks for reading.

Description: I made this playlist, and it's about two hours long. I'll break it into a two-disc format, and I realize that I repeat two or three songs I've already used.

This serves it's purpose well: I drive to Springfield, MO and Fayetteville, AR quite a bit. They are both about an hour and a half from where I live, so I made this two hour mix to compensate for being stuck in traffic, slow drivers, etc.

Description: I put this together because....

I like how it goes.

(this is meant for a 90-minute cassette. Split evenly, 13 tracks a side.)

Description: My friend Book asked me for some Zappa... so, I am obliging by giving him this homemade compilation, if you will.

Description: Yeah. If a giant dildo crushed the sun, this is what I would listen to. While sitting in my truck. A lot of these songs could be taken as "downers", but, oh well. (note, I did not put Pay No Mind by Beck [which mentions a giant dildo crushing the sun] on here, since I have already used it)

Description: I think you could dance to some of these songs. You can rock to most of them.

Description: First, I apologize about the iTunes fiasco. I hope this can somewhat redeem me. I actually put time and effort into this one! (I couldn't think of a name, so I opened Kafka at random.)

Description: I put iTunes on Random, named the tape after the first song that came up, then picked about 15 tracks (without repeating artists)

Description: I wanted to make a tape for a friend, something to pop in the car and enjoy.