what up with the west side ballers?

hay hay hay

i'll see what i can do...

only if it is a man with an exquisite moustache and long billowy hair.

do you want a stripper to jump out of the cake?

ps. i want a cake. a whole cake.

you know what... i was never coerced into watching the buttercream gang. i'm thankful for that. but, it IS hard to resist, with quotes like this:

"Pete Turner: Hey, Aunt Maria.
Aunt Maria: Well, hey, Pete. How'd you do in school today?
Pete Turner: Fantastic. Got an A on the old history report.
Aunt Maria: Pete, that's great. You know, if your parents were alive, they'd be so proud of you. Oh, you got a letter from Scott today. He's your friend, right?
Pete Turner: Yeah, he's the best."

Did you ever get stuck watching that cheesy movie "The Buttercream Gang" in gradeschool? Its the whole reason I didn't join the local Bloods or BP...

i fear that my moldy cheese sensor is busted. do you know of any repairmen?

steer clear of the moldy cheese please

i hear that bears like feta

feta is betta'

a double dip? that excites me.

hard to argue that.

i'd dip ya... two times.

there is rumor that in certain undisclosed countries, the official dictionary definition for the word "tasty" is my name. take it as you will, but i'd say that's pretty strong evidence in my favor. so what do you say to that?

Are you tasty?

what are the conditions to which i would be dipped?

that depends...

if i were a grilled cheese sandwich, would you dip me into your tomato soup?

lavender? pshh, vanilla's where its at!