You Bald Fuck

You Bald Fuck
Created by: T-bag
Tracks: 8
Length: 00:38:36
Keywords 1. Preettayy
2. Preetaayy
3. Good
Created on 5/24/07 2:32pm
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description:
To commemorate my first year in the mixtape collective and my 40th mix, I've decided to make a mix about my favorite character in the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, and possible one of my favorite T.V. characters of all time...Susie Greene. Vicious, Blunt, and Jewish.
There are so many reasons to love this character, personally I love the way she cuts down Larry and Jeff when there trying to lie or hide something. I compiled some of my favorite moments and put them to some kick ass jams. Booyah!

tracklist

1 Spinal Tap : Bitch School
Talking to Larry
Susie: You Four Eyed Fuck!
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Track 1 from Break Like the Wind
Length: 00:02:50
Year: 1992
Track Description:
Talking to Larry
Susie: You Four Eyed Fuck!
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2 Boom Bip and Dose One : Me and People
Episode: Wandering Bear
Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the fuck your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.
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Track 2 from Circle
Length: 00:03:54
Year: 2000
Track Description:
Episode: Wandering Bear
Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the fuck your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.
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3 Big Business : I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Susie Greene: [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head?
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Track 3 from Here Come the Waterworks
Length: 00:09:09
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Susie Greene: [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head?
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4 Fugazi : Argument
Larry's Resturaunt opening doesn't go as planned when the chef he hired who has tourette's syndrome, starts yelling obscenities. Everybody joins in, then susie walks into the resturaunt as cheryl is yelling
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
[Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
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Track 4 from The Argument
Length: 00:04:27
Year: 2001
Track Description:
Larry's Resturaunt opening doesn't go as planned when the chef he hired who has tourette's syndrome, starts yelling obscenities. Everybody joins in, then susie walks into the resturaunt as cheryl is yelling
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
[Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
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5 tool : Useful Idiot
Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? Huh? Great, right?
Larry: You know, it's nice.
Susie Greene: Yeah.
Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice.
Susie Greene: All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea.
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Track 5 from Ænima
Length: 00:00:38
Year: 1996
Track Description:
Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? Huh? Great, right?
Larry: You know, it's nice.
Susie Greene: Yeah.
Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice.
Susie Greene: All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea.
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6 Radiohead : A Punchup at a Wedding.
Episode: The Korean Bookie
Susie: Don't say the dog's fat!
Larry: You call Jeff a "fat fuck."
Susie: He is a fat fuck. Oscar's just big-boned.
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Track 6 from Hail To The Thief
Length: 00:04:55
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Episode: The Korean Bookie
Susie: Don't say the dog's fat!
Larry: You call Jeff a "fat fuck."
Susie: He is a fat fuck. Oscar's just big-boned.
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7 Mogwai : Stop Coming to My House
Larry: Nice house.
Susie: Yeah, come on. I'll give you a tour.
Larry: Naw, it's ok.
Susie: No, come on.
Larry: No, it's ok. I-I get it.
Susie: You get it?
Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice.
Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry.
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Track 7 from Government Commissions: BBC Sessions 1996-2003
Length: 00:04:42
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Larry: Nice house.
Susie: Yeah, come on. I'll give you a tour.
Larry: Naw, it's ok.
Susie: No, come on.
Larry: No, it's ok. I-I get it.
Susie: You get it?
Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice.
Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry.
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8 Isis : The Beginning And The End
My favorite moment between Larry and Susie, has to be when Larry is about to die and everybody gathers round to console him, when it comes to Susies turn she says "aww Larr", but he quikly motions for her to go away. Goddamn, I can't wait for the sixth season to start.
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Track 8 from Oceanic
Length: 00:08:01
Year: 2002
Track Description:
My favorite moment between Larry and Susie, has to be when Larry is about to die and everybody gathers round to console him, when it comes to Susies turn she says "aww Larr", but he quikly motions for her to go away. Goddamn, I can't wait for the sixth season to start.
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I didn't even look at the songs, I was too busy laughing at the descriptions. I'm sure it's a fine mix.
7/23/07 4:05pm
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This is the best theme ever for a mix!!!

I remember watching the first time when she called Jeff a fat fuck and I couldn't quit laughing. But my fave Susie quote:

"My kid smells like a fucking wino....you got her all liquored up".

2 thumbs up on this one, my friend!
7/23/07 3:58pm
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Are you my Caucasian?
7/23/07 3:27pm
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haha lol good job.
6/7/07 6:40pm
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Hugh... fuck Hugh.. you?
5/26/07 5:53pm
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haha goddamn it i love it. remember when he gives the bedazzled sweater to the blind pianist. "yeah that guy who was wearing red, remember? he was wearing red!"

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT RED IS!
5/26/07 5:52pm
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