The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine
| The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine | |
| Created by: | beel |
| Tracks: | 19 |
| Length: | 01:14:13 |
| Keywords |
1. Machines 2. Oren 3. Margaret |
| Created on | 3/20/07 10:41pm |
| Level | 5 |
| Points | 2336 |
| Total visitors | 72 |
| Unique visitors | 23 |
description:
Oren is a guy.
Margaret Machine is a machine.
This is the beginning of their adventure.
Ok, so maybe I have extra time on my hands. Wanted to try something new and different. It's just fun for me to put together, so I hope you enjoy it too.
Margaret Machine is a machine.
This is the beginning of their adventure.
Ok, so maybe I have extra time on my hands. Wanted to try something new and different. It's just fun for me to put together, so I hope you enjoy it too.
tracklist
| 1 | Pink Floyd : Welcome to the Machine |
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Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand. The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM card for a transaction. Oren puts card in and enters a PIN. SHOW MORE
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Track 1 from Wish You Were Here
Length: 00:07:31 Year: 1975 |
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Track Description:
Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand. The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM card for a transaction. Oren puts card in and enters a PIN. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Benna Cohen : Margaret's Machine |
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Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (spits card out)
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Track 2 from Greetings From The Port Authority
Length: 00:03:18 Year: 1996 |
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Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (spits card out) SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Nashville Pussy : The Bitch Just Kicked Me Out |
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Oren: Damn!! Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in. Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entered in incorrect. SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from Say Something Nasty
Length: 00:02:23 Year: 2002 |
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Oren: Damn!! Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in. Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entered in incorrect. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Kings of Leon : Four Kicks |
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Oren: Shit!!! Oren kicks Margaret Machine. SHOW MORE
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Track 4 from Aha Shake Heartbreak
Length: 00:02:09 Year: 2005 |
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Oren: Shit!!! Oren kicks Margaret Machine. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Oasis : She's Electric |
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Margaret Machine zaps Oren. ZAP!!!! Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!! SHOW MORE
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Track 5 from (What's the Story) Morning Glory
Length: 00:03:40 Year: 1995 |
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Margaret Machine zaps Oren. ZAP!!!! Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!! SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Built to Spill : I Would Hurt a Fly |
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Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry. Oren: I can't believe you did that? Are you alive? Can't be. I must be hallucinating. SHOW MORE
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Track 6 from Perfect From Now On
Length: 00:06:15 Year: 1997 |
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Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry. Oren: I can't believe you did that? Are you alive? Can't be. I must be hallucinating. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Big Star : Try Again |
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Margaret Machine: Please insert card. Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings... Oren puts in card and gently enters correct PIN and wants to take out $100. SHOW MORE
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Length: 00:03:34 |
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Margaret Machine: Please insert card. Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings... Oren puts in card and gently enters correct PIN and wants to take out $100. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Oxford Collapse : The Money You Have is Maybe Too Little |
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Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds. Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge me on how much money I have. SHOW MORE
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Track 8 from Some Wilderness
Length: 00:03:33 Year: 2004 |
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Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds. Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge me on how much money I have. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Minus the Bear : I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights |
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Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in there that's waiting to clear. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:04:54 Year: 2002 |
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Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in there that's waiting to clear. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Nate Farrar : Money & Drinkin' |
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Oren: So, I drink when I gamble.. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW MORE
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Track 10 from Shell Shocked
Length: 00:03:55 Year: 2006 |
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Oren: So, I drink when I gamble.. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Modest Mouse : Broke |
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Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds. Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!! SHOW MORE
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Track 11 from Building Nothing Out of Something
Length: 00:03:22 Year: 2000 |
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Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds. Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!! SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Babyshambles : Beg, Steal or Borrow |
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Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one. Oren: I can't do any of those things. Oren takes his last sip from coffee cup. SHOW MORE
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Track 12 from The Blinding -EP
Length: 00:03:07 Year: 2006 |
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Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one. Oren: I can't do any of those things. Oren takes his last sip from coffee cup. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Heather Nova : Paper Cup |
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Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRANDE CAPPUCCINO WASN'T SMART WAS IT? IT WAS ABOUT $6.95, RIGHT?
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Track 13 from Siren
Length: 00:03:29 Year: 1998 |
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Track Description:
Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRANDE CAPPUCCINO WASN'T SMART WAS IT? IT WAS ABOUT $6.95, RIGHT? SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Matt Pond PA : Sugar House |
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Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in the caramel!!! Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head. SHOW MORE
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Track 14 from Measure
Length: 00:01:42 Year: 2000 |
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Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in the caramel!!! Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Hard-Fi : Help me Please |
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Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into Machine)
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Track 15 from Help: A Day In The Life
Length: 00:03:21 Year: 2005 |
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Track Description:
Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into Machine) SHOW LESS
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| 16 | APB : Help Yourself |
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Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you. Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom still does my laundry..(continues to blubber) I don't know how to separate the darks from the lights..(blubbering) SHOW MORE
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Track 16 from Something To Believe In
Length: 00:03:50 Year: 1985 |
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Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you. Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom still does my laundry..(continues to blubber) I don't know how to separate the darks from the lights..(blubbering) SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Smashing Pumpkins : Try, Try, Try |
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Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen. Oren: (sniffling) Sorry. (tries to wipe snot away, but smears it and makes it worse. Oren: I am doing the best I can. (blubbering) Margaret Machine: Urggg! INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!! You have 5 seconds to move away before I zap you again. SHOW MORE
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Track 17 from MACHINA/The Machines of God
Length: 00:05:09 Year: 2000 |
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Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen. Oren: (sniffling) Sorry. (tries to wipe snot away, but smears it and makes it worse. Oren: I am doing the best I can. (blubbering) Margaret Machine: Urggg! INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!! You have 5 seconds to move away before I zap you again. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | The Brian Jonestown Massacre : Mary Please |
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Orens starts to cry. Oren: Oh Mary... Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface. Oren: Oh sorry. (continues to lean on screen) SHOW MORE
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Track 18 from Tepid Peppermint Wonderland : A Retrospective
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 2004 |
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Orens starts to cry. Oren: Oh Mary... Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface. Oren: Oh sorry. (continues to lean on screen) SHOW LESS
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| 19 | Reverend Glasseye : God Help You Dumb Boy |
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Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God. Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine. Margaret Machine: Am I? ...to be continued. SHOW MORE
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Track 19 from Our Lady Of the Broken Spine
Length: 00:04:52 Year: 2005 |
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Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God. Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine. Margaret Machine: Am I? ...to be continued. SHOW LESS
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The Lotto Badge
I keep coming back to this. This is such a lovely mix. I'm hereby addicted to "I Would Hurt A Fly". I love this mix, I love this mix, I love this mix, I love--
6/1/07 3:30pm
The Lotto Badge
Waow. You are an incredible story teller. I'm making myself this right away, adding your descriptions in the songs' description field. Part Deux, please! You rock
5/15/07 11:51am
Team Robot - First Place
Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head.
brilliant.
brilliant.
4/9/07 7:53am
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
This is where I ment to leave a message! What a cute idea it is. Can't wait to see part 2!
3/24/07 12:32pm
