You know lately I have been asking myself if I'll ever pass the test of time.
At the rate that I'm going, I don't know....I have picked up bad habits, so I hope they prolong my life.
Bad habits include:
-Crying at the bar with my friends when I have had too much to drink. Not sure what this is about. I think it's just my own made up drama and I need to get over it.
-Letting my face show how I truly feel when I am around people I don't like. My friend said that lately I have been an "asshole". WOW- wouldn't that make you cry?
-Burping out loud. Sorry, sometimes I forget where I am and yes, sometimes I fart. My concern for other people has totally gone out the window.
-I actually have started cursing at my cell phone before I answer it. So it goes something like this:
Phone: Ring ring ring
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch. Gosh I hate you. (pause,answer phone) Hello this is Bilgin.
-Not remembering peoples names or faces or even making an attempt to. You would think I would pay attention, especially since I have become overly sensitive on how people pronounce my name.
-Giving people directions. What the hell? When did I become so helpful?
-Making "sassy" comments. Makes me want to drink a key-lime rickie,chew bubblegum and wear my hair in a ponytail.
-Dreaming of doing karate chops on random people.
-Daydreaming. It's gotten so bad, that I daydream while people are talking to me.
-Dyslexic talk- The other day, I could not say "coin toss". I kept saying "toin coss."
-Getting bored easily and yawning out loud.---yeah other people's feelings, out the window.
I hope to acquire more so at this rate I should live till about 106.