Hobo Dance Party

Hobo Dance Party
Created by: ShinyObject
Tracks: 18
Length: 01:19:38
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 11
2. Mix Contest 11
3. Mix Contest 11
Created on 4/18/07 2:41pm
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This mix was ranked #12 out of 20 entries for this contest
description:
A couple of years ago a friend and I got serious about the homeless problem. We came up with "Hobo Dance Party", a non-stop Rump Shakeathon where street bound dancers square off for cash and other prizes like a spa retreat at Whispering Springs and Starbucks Gift Cards.

Each dirty dancer we interviewed told us a little about themselves and the song they selected. Below are brief excerpts from our interviews with the 2007 contestants.

tracklist

1 Devo : Uncontrollable Urge
I'm Dirty Pete. Years ago I found this cassette in a player in a dumpster. The tape was covered in mustard so it tasted good and sounded good, too. That Mark Mothersbaugh is sure a genius."
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Track 1 from Q: Are We Not Men A: We Are Devo
Length: 00:03:10
Year: 1978
Track Description:
I'm Dirty Pete. Years ago I found this cassette in a player in a dumpster. The tape was covered in mustard so it tasted good and sounded good, too. That Mark Mothersbaugh is sure a genius."
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2 The Judys : Girls!Girls!Girls!
"I'm Shaky Sheila, Pete's girlfriend. I'll blow you for a breakfast taco as I Go Go in my new hiking boots to this Texas New Wave classic."
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Track 2 from Washarama
Length: 00:01:27
Year: 1981
Track Description:
"I'm Shaky Sheila, Pete's girlfriend. I'll blow you for a breakfast taco as I Go Go in my new hiking boots to this Texas New Wave classic."
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3 The B-52's : Rock Lobster
"Sheila here again. Man, this song makes me hungry!"
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Track 3 from The B-52's
Length: 00:06:49
Year: 1987
Track Description:
"Sheila here again. Man, this song makes me hungry!"
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4 The Ramones : Rock'N' Roll High School
"I'm Roger. High school was for pussies. But those skateboard kids give me nickels when I pogo to this song and fart on command, which they think is real funny.
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Track 4 from Weird Tales of the Ramones
Length: 00:02:18
Year: 2005
Track Description:
"I'm Roger. High school was for pussies. But those skateboard kids give me nickels when I pogo to this song and fart on command, which they think is real funny.
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5 Stereo Total : Wir Tanzen Im 4-Eck
"Mon nome est Natashia Le Fleur. J'aime manger des ordures et danser le parti! "
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Track 5 from Musique Automatique
Length: 00:01:58
Track Description:
"Mon nome est Natashia Le Fleur. J'aime manger des ordures et danser le parti! "
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6 The Clash : Radio Clash
"Hey mate! I'm Ian from Brixton. My brother went to school with Mick Jones. Said he was a bit of a poof. But I quite like this number. I'll be performing a routine like Dick Van Dyke in the Children's classic Mary Poppins. I learned it from me mum. Cheerio!"
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Track 6 from THis Is Radio Clash Single
Length: 00:04:11
Year: 1981
Track Description:
"Hey mate! I'm Ian from Brixton. My brother went to school with Mick Jones. Said he was a bit of a poof. But I quite like this number. I'll be performing a routine like Dick Van Dyke in the Children's classic Mary Poppins. I learned it from me mum. Cheerio!"
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7 Eric B. & Rakim : Paid in Full (Coldcut Remix)
"Rollo is my name, dance is my game, I love to jiggy while I'm wearin my wiggy. Woo hoo!" (Rollo is completely bald and does not own a wig)
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Length: 00:07:09
Track Description:
"Rollo is my name, dance is my game, I love to jiggy while I'm wearin my wiggy. Woo hoo!" (Rollo is completely bald and does not own a wig)
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8 The Egyptian Lover : Egypt, Egypt
"Shiiiit Rollo! You a fool. I don't like no bastard child remixes. Rap should be straight up like The Lover. I'll pop and lock my ass off while we stand here waiting for the bus. "- Lucius Johnson
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Track 8 from On the Nile
Length: 00:05:19
Year: 1985
Track Description:
"Shiiiit Rollo! You a fool. I don't like no bastard child remixes. Rap should be straight up like The Lover. I'll pop and lock my ass off while we stand here waiting for the bus. "- Lucius Johnson
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9 2 Live Crew : We Want Some Pussy
"You're with the spacestation government aren't you? Biiiiitch! Fuckn' Fascist George Bush! You work for him, don't you? Motherfucker!" -Ned T
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Track 9 from The 2 Live Crew Is What We Are
Length: 00:02:49
Year: 1987
Track Description:
"You're with the spacestation government aren't you? Biiiiitch! Fuckn' Fascist George Bush! You work for him, don't you? Motherfucker!" -Ned T
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10 The Normal : Warm Leatherette
"I'm Leslie. I used to be a man. What do you mean I'm still a man? But look at my panties and bra! "
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Track 10 from Warm Leatherette Single
Length: 00:03:23
Year: 1989
Track Description:
"I'm Leslie. I used to be a man. What do you mean I'm still a man? But look at my panties and bra! "
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11 Roxanne Shante : Brothers Ain't Shit
"Hey baby, I'm Delicious. Roxanne tells that shit like it is. For this number Im gonna pick up this here Big Gulp with my ass crack."
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Track 11 from The Best Of Cold Chillin'
Length: 00:04:56
Year: 2002
Track Description:
"Hey baby, I'm Delicious. Roxanne tells that shit like it is. For this number Im gonna pick up this here Big Gulp with my ass crack."
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12 Violent Femmes : Kiss Off
"What's that music comin' from your car? Man, that shit is raw! Kiinda folky but with a punk bounce. Whaddya mean these windows are clean? They're filthy! Come on man! Help me out..."HOOOOOONNNNNNKKK!
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Track 12 from Violent Femmes
Length: 00:02:24
Year: 1983
Track Description:
"What's that music comin' from your car? Man, that shit is raw! Kiinda folky but with a punk bounce. Whaddya mean these windows are clean? They're filthy! Come on man! Help me out..."HOOOOOONNNNNNKKK!
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13 Gibson Bros : Naked Party
Henry Talullah does not speak because he lost his tongue in a factory accident. But his friend CoCo, who claims to be able to read his every thought, says that he will win HDP by performing "The Helicopter" while wearing only a single tube sock.
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Track 13 from Memphis Sol Today!
Length: 00:03:48
Year: 1993
Track Description:
Henry Talullah does not speak because he lost his tongue in a factory accident. But his friend CoCo, who claims to be able to read his every thought, says that he will win HDP by performing "The Helicopter" while wearing only a single tube sock.
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14 Jorge Ben : Ponta De Laca Africano (Umbabaraúma)
My name is Jorge. Sometime people confuse me with football giant Ronaldinho because I juggle a ball of wire and cloth real good with my feet. I will bend it like Pele to this greatest Brazilian dance music of all time.
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Track 14 from Africa Brasil
Length: 00:03:52
Year: 1976
Track Description:
My name is Jorge. Sometime people confuse me with football giant Ronaldinho because I juggle a ball of wire and cloth real good with my feet. I will bend it like Pele to this greatest Brazilian dance music of all time.
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15 Fela Kuti : Zombie
AAAARRRGHHHH! RAAAAAAAGGGHR! I AM UNDEEAAAD! (No matter how much the crowd boos Dave Grisbee waves his hands in front of him while rocking from foot to foot for the entire 12+ minutes of this song.
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Track 15 from Zombie
Length: 00:12:26
Year: 1976
Track Description:
AAAARRRGHHHH! RAAAAAAAGGGHR! I AM UNDEEAAAD! (No matter how much the crowd boos Dave Grisbee waves his hands in front of him while rocking from foot to foot for the entire 12+ minutes of this song.
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16 Public Enemy : Fight the Power
"My name is Steve Tucker. I don't drink. Don't do drugs. I'm clean and sober for 15 years." (interview is ceased for 4 minutes by long, gutteral coughing spell.) "Excuse me! Looks like we got a little blood here. Anyway, I'm taking a stab at HDP after having my spleen ruptured and my left cheek caved in by that son of a bitch David Abbot. He was fakin' on about bein' a driftin' Vet. I shoulda known by his even tan and clean GNC shirt that the bastard was a ringer. When I listen to this song I fantasize about getting another shot at that son of a bitch. Watch how hard I can kick and punch! HYA HYA! HWOOOOGGGGGHHHHH EEEEECCCCKKKK! "
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Track 16 from Fear of a Black Planet
Length: 00:04:42
Year: 1989
Track Description:
"My name is Steve Tucker. I don't drink. Don't do drugs. I'm clean and sober for 15 years." (interview is ceased for 4 minutes by long, gutteral coughing spell.) "Excuse me! Looks like we got a little blood here. Anyway, I'm taking a stab at HDP after having my spleen ruptured and my left cheek caved in by that son of a bitch David Abbot. He was fakin' on about bein' a driftin' Vet. I shoulda known by his even tan and clean GNC shirt that the bastard was a ringer. When I listen to this song I fantasize about getting another shot at that son of a bitch. Watch how hard I can kick and punch! HYA HYA! HWOOOOGGGGGHHHHH EEEEECCCCKKKK! "
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17 Blondie : Rapture
"Fat thigh Freddy told everybody hi
Pjs spinnin are savin my my
Flash is fat flash is cool
France was so far Flash nobu" - John Henry Wallis III
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Track 17 from Autoamerican
Length: 00:06:30
Year: 1980
Track Description:
"Fat thigh Freddy told everybody hi
Pjs spinnin are savin my my
Flash is fat flash is cool
France was so far Flash nobu" - John Henry Wallis III
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18 Funkadelic : Get Off Your Ass And Jam
"We've been performing together for about 10 years. We all live together in this here abandoned beauty shop Curl Up and Dye. Sometimes we perform for the kids at Middle school B12 here in the 3rd District until the pigs come and chase us away." - Brooklyn's own Robots of Dr Stinkenfunk Dance Consortium
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Track 18 from Lets Take It To the Stage
Length: 00:02:27
Year: 1975
Track Description:
"We've been performing together for about 10 years. We all live together in this here abandoned beauty shop Curl Up and Dye. Sometimes we perform for the kids at Middle school B12 here in the 3rd District until the pigs come and chase us away." - Brooklyn's own Robots of Dr Stinkenfunk Dance Consortium
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this is hilarious! i love it.
9/14/08 3:53pm
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Fuck yes!
4/23/07 2:47pm
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Oh the humor.

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JAM! = +s
4/20/07 4:43pm
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Points for concept alone.
4/20/07 9:31am
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I could actually dance to this.
4/18/07 3:41pm
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wicked!
4/18/07 3:09pm
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oh my goodness.
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