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Sausage Fest!
| Sausage Fest! | |
| Created by: | sledgbrainerd |
| Tracks: | 18 |
| Length: | 01:18:58 |
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1. Mix Contest 11 2. Mix Contest 11 3. Mix Contest 11 |
| Created on | 4/19/07 11:17am |
| Level | 8 |
| Points | 3567 |
| Total visitors | 128 |
| Unique visitors | 64 |
| This mix was ranked #2 out of 20 entries for this contest | |
description:
I, sledgbrainerd, used to live in a house with Eric, our friend Wispy (aka Zakky Wispaz), and Jon Raby (w/ his fucking disgusting zombie dog named Scooter). We called this house LAZERBEAMS. In the downstairs part of this house, there was a bar. Next to the bar was a garage that we had decked out in a beach theme, and the garage was referred to as SMOKEY BEACH. We smoked cigarettes in Smokey Beach. We drank a lot at Lazerbeams. We would by half-gallons of Rothschild 100 Proof vodka, call up some ladies, get wasted, and hopefully get a hummer in one of our two disgusting bathrooms. We had a couch next to the bar that we counted 14 people boned on.
This mix, however are for all of the nights we couldn't get any ladies to come over. Lord Bearded and I would get wasted, complain about chicks, and dance our asses off. Then Tallon (aka T-Bag) or Wispy would come hang out and dance with us. I would usually black out and wake up on the Blue Sex Couch with Wispy passed out next to me and our Die Hard With a Vengeance tape playing on the TV.
Be carefull while listening to this though, as I still have a bad ankle from one of these nights.
Grab some Rothschild, some PBR, and some groove on.
RIP LAZERBEAMS!
This mix, however are for all of the nights we couldn't get any ladies to come over. Lord Bearded and I would get wasted, complain about chicks, and dance our asses off. Then Tallon (aka T-Bag) or Wispy would come hang out and dance with us. I would usually black out and wake up on the Blue Sex Couch with Wispy passed out next to me and our Die Hard With a Vengeance tape playing on the TV.
Be carefull while listening to this though, as I still have a bad ankle from one of these nights.
Grab some Rothschild, some PBR, and some groove on.
RIP LAZERBEAMS!
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| 1 | Minus the Bear : Fine + 2 Points |
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This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!"
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Track 1 from They Make Beer Commercials Like This
Length: 00:03:51 Year: 2004 |
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This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!" SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Daft Punk : Robot Rock |
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One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Boys Club!
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Track 2 from Musique Vol. 1
Length: 00:04:46 Year: 2006 |
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One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Boys Club! SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Ice Cube : Check Yo Self (remix) |
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I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to a manly drinking contest. High Fives.
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Track 3 from Bootlegs and B-Sides
Length: 00:04:33 |
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I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to a manly drinking contest. High Fives. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Notorious BIG : Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) |
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Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to this song.
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Track 4 from Ratatat Remixes Vol. II
Length: 00:03:54 Year: 2007 |
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Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to this song. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Grizzly Bear : Knife (Girl Talk Remix) |
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I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights.
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Track 5 from Knife
Length: 00:04:41 Year: 2007 |
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I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Lovage : Strangers on a Train |
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This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling match before you start dancing again.
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Track 6 from Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Length: 00:04:36 Year: 2001 |
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This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling match before you start dancing again. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | The Avalanches : Radio |
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Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to this sweet tune.
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Track 7 from Since I Left You...
Length: 00:04:21 Year: 2001 |
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Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to this sweet tune. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Galactic : The Moil |
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Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime.
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Track 8 from Ruckus
Length: 00:03:11 Year: 2003 |
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Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Mirwais : Disco Science |
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This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know who doesn't suck? Dressing up in suits for your own "guys only" 3 person dance party!
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Track 9 from Snatch Soundtrack
Length: 00:03:32 Year: 2001 |
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This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know who doesn't suck? Dressing up in suits for your own "guys only" 3 person dance party! SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Peaches : Shake Yer Dix (feat. Mignon) |
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A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russian guy named Pavel all would stand around and shake our dix.
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Track 10 from Fatherfucker
Length: 00:03:33 Year: 2003 |
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A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russian guy named Pavel all would stand around and shake our dix. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | The Murder City Devils : Press Gang (Latch Brothers Remix) |
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Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't answer. BeardMan makes sure to let him know on the voicemail: "Where tthe FUCK are you? It's 10:38. Its a fuckin Wednesday night YOU FUCK!..." and then he rambles on and on about all the things he's gonna do to eric. SHOW MORE
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Track 11 from Buddyhead Suicide
Length: 00:03:57 Year: 1994 |
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Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't answer. BeardMan makes sure to let him know on the voicemail: "Where tthe FUCK are you? It's 10:38. Its a fuckin Wednesday night YOU FUCK!..." and then he rambles on and on about all the things he's gonna do to eric. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Death from Above 1979 : Romantic Rights |
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We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that this band sucks but we keep dancing.
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Track 12 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:03:15 Year: 2004 |
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We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that this band sucks but we keep dancing. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | The Advantage : Ninja Gaiden: Mine Shaft |
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Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot.
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Track 13 from The Advantage
Length: 00:01:51 |
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Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Modest Mouse : Tiny Cities Made of Ashes |
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Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passionately and make sweet love for a duration of about 45 seconds. We both climax at the same time and we high five each other like bros and keep dancing.
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Track 14 from The Moon and Antarctica
Length: 00:03:41 Year: 2000 |
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Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passionately and make sweet love for a duration of about 45 seconds. We both climax at the same time and we high five each other like bros and keep dancing. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Desert Sessions : Powdered Wig Machine |
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Slow dance time. We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladies on each other. SHOW MORE
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Track 15 from 9 & 10
Length: 00:02:40 Year: 2003 |
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Slow dance time. We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladies on each other. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Queens of the Stone Age : Never Say Never |
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By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some underage bbitches, Raby and Scooter are sleeping (or whatever they did) in his room, and I'm trying to keep rockin. I get depressed turn the music up loud and go to my room.
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Track 16 from Rated U
Length: 00:04:23 Year: 2000 |
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By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some underage bbitches, Raby and Scooter are sleeping (or whatever they did) in his room, and I'm trying to keep rockin. I get depressed turn the music up loud and go to my room. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Oxes : Track #5 |
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I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downstairs for one more round.
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Track 17 from Oxes ep.
Length: 00:05:40 |
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I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downstairs for one more round. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | Beastie Boys : B-Boy Buoillabaisse |
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Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this track goes for and he passes out. I go upstairs and fall asleep with my light on. SHOW MORE
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Track 18 from Paul's Boutique
Length: 00:12:33 Year: 1989 |
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Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this track goes for and he passes out. I go upstairs and fall asleep with my light on. SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
The One Year Anniversary Badge
Ah! Yes, yes, yes! Everything about this is Grade-A perfect. lol. The description, the music, & the overwhelming nostril sting of cheap booze.
7/25/09 4:36am
The Lotto Badge
You should make that a short film someday! Your descriptions are the best in the world.
7/5/07 9:07am
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
yeah yeah! this is awesome. big points just for putting the beastie boys on there. i fucking love those guys.
4/24/07 2:39pm
The Patton Badge
that was an Ace Ventura II BANNER i believe. and what i told eric i was going to do was i think... take some bricks and knives and "lock that shit up and make it explode". ... i think.
thank you ian for making this excactly what it needs to be.
i love you.
beardO)))
thank you ian for making this excactly what it needs to be.
i love you.
beardO)))
4/23/07 1:06pm
Mixtape Potpourri II: Third Place
I would LOVE to see you do the ninja rap dance.
4/19/07 10:45pm
The Level 10 Badge
Dammit. I'm bent over with laughter. But whats with the relentless dedication of MC'ers to Murder City Devils? You guys in that band?
4/19/07 5:36pm
The Festivus '08 Badge
Yeah, I remember when you spilt that beer on me. We are so gay. Was that your 21st or somebodys else's? When I saw the cops knock on the door and ask for Rabby, I almost shit myself it was so funny. Remember when you tried to burn a rocket from the crypt ring into your flesh, but it endend making a huge blister on your hand. Good times. Oh And when I ruled Eric and Zach on all of those fighting games.
4/19/07 3:02pm
The Yay! Badge VIII
Remember when Raby got visited by the cops for offering to sell that girl LAZER and giving her a business card with his address on it?
Good times. Good times.
Good times. Good times.
4/19/07 12:32pm
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
Fine + 2 pts!!!! All time favorite Minus the Bear song. Serious points just for that. It actually got cut from my mix at the last minute, I don't even know why. This mix is pretty sweet.
4/19/07 12:15pm
The Patton Badge
i have heard many stories which took place there. good music, too. especially the mcd & ratatat remixes.
4/19/07 12:03pm
The Bronze Badge
+5 for spelling laser as LAZER.
Oh, and for the music. That too.
Oh, and for the music. That too.
4/19/07 11:55am
