SUPERSOAKER MD 20/20 Texas Gladiators
| SUPERSOAKER MD 20/20 Texas Gladiators | |
| Created by: | sledgbrainerd |
| Tracks: | 14 |
| Length: | 01:13:17 |
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1. Mix Contest 17 2. Mix Contest 17 3. Mix Contest 17 |
| Created on | 11/13/07 3:01pm |
| Level | 7 |
| Points | 3267 |
| Total visitors | 135 |
| Unique visitors | 61 |
| This mix was ranked #1 out of 12 entries for this contest | |
description:
The cover is a picture of a man's super soaker collection. He owns every model super soaker ever made. There are so many in the picture that I had to crop some of them out. I had a super soaker once. My little brother had one too. To make sure he couldnt get me back, I broke his and then sprayed him point blank in the face. If I am ever rich, I hope to make up for this by buying him a giant house with a giant soaker attached so that he can nail me whenever Im coming over to play video games. He has like every video game ever, which is awesome. He only plays RPG's though, which makes me a sad panda. Chrono Trigger kicks ass. Anyway, Did you ever notice how weird of a word "SOAKER" is?
MD 20/20 aka (Mad Dog) is an American fortified wine produced by Mogen David wineries. MD 20/20 has an alcohol content that varies by flavor from 13% to 18% (with most of the 18% varieties discontinued, although Red Grape is widely available from the 18% category). The "MD" stands for "Mogen David," the name of the company based in Westfield, New York which makes it; the company is named after the Star of David, which is spoken as "Magen David" in the Hebrew language. Experienced drinkers of the product tended to give the term of endearment of "Mad Dog" to represent the initials "MD". At colleges it is often traditional for fraternities to "Mad Dog" prospective recruits by knocking on their door at day break and forcing him to drink the bottle quickly. It is known for its pleasant high and painful after effects, but also a rite of passage. (from wikipedia)
What is all of this about you ask?
A proposition. For you, the MTC-ers. Now just hear me out.
An all-out capture the flag type Supersoaker war. We fill the Soakers up with MD 20/20 and spray each other. One team can be grape flavored and the other can be lime. The losers at the end of each five minute round have to finish a bottle of Mad Dog before the next round can start. The winners are determined by the judges, who will be Mr. Littlejeans, Bo Jackson, and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove. At the end of 9 rounds, the overall losers must finish a bottle each, and then burn their captain on a grill and serve him to the winning team. The winning team will dine on loser flesh and be presented with the classic post-apocolyptic film, 2020 Texas Gladiators. (http://www.bear dyfreak.com/rvtexas.php)
Here are the songs for each section of this war.
MD 20/20 aka (Mad Dog) is an American fortified wine produced by Mogen David wineries. MD 20/20 has an alcohol content that varies by flavor from 13% to 18% (with most of the 18% varieties discontinued, although Red Grape is widely available from the 18% category). The "MD" stands for "Mogen David," the name of the company based in Westfield, New York which makes it; the company is named after the Star of David, which is spoken as "Magen David" in the Hebrew language. Experienced drinkers of the product tended to give the term of endearment of "Mad Dog" to represent the initials "MD". At colleges it is often traditional for fraternities to "Mad Dog" prospective recruits by knocking on their door at day break and forcing him to drink the bottle quickly. It is known for its pleasant high and painful after effects, but also a rite of passage. (from wikipedia)
What is all of this about you ask?
A proposition. For you, the MTC-ers. Now just hear me out.
An all-out capture the flag type Supersoaker war. We fill the Soakers up with MD 20/20 and spray each other. One team can be grape flavored and the other can be lime. The losers at the end of each five minute round have to finish a bottle of Mad Dog before the next round can start. The winners are determined by the judges, who will be Mr. Littlejeans, Bo Jackson, and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove. At the end of 9 rounds, the overall losers must finish a bottle each, and then burn their captain on a grill and serve him to the winning team. The winning team will dine on loser flesh and be presented with the classic post-apocolyptic film, 2020 Texas Gladiators. (http://www.bear dyfreak.com/rvtexas.php)
Here are the songs for each section of this war.
tracklist
| 1 | Moistboyz : Supersoaker MD50 |
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Pre-Match. Everyone fills up their tanks. I Drink some Mad Dog out of my gun. Eric is making sure his socks match his wristband. Lord Bearded is sleeping in the middle of the field. Out of nowhere, johnny_luddite is holding a soccer ball and all of a sudden our war turns into a Mad Dog Supersoaker Soccer hybrid battle for Mixtaping supremacy. Our cheerleaders (all of the people that haven't logged on after signing up) are in a chain gang and tied with the first in line (thisshitsucks) rubbing hot pepper sauce and soap in JustinD's eyes while he gets all agro and tries to escape. SHOW MORE
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Track 1 from I & II
Length: 00:02:09 Year: 2005 |
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Pre-Match. Everyone fills up their tanks. I Drink some Mad Dog out of my gun. Eric is making sure his socks match his wristband. Lord Bearded is sleeping in the middle of the field. Out of nowhere, johnny_luddite is holding a soccer ball and all of a sudden our war turns into a Mad Dog Supersoaker Soccer hybrid battle for Mixtaping supremacy. Our cheerleaders (all of the people that haven't logged on after signing up) are in a chain gang and tied with the first in line (thisshitsucks) rubbing hot pepper sauce and soap in JustinD's eyes while he gets all agro and tries to escape. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Murder City Devils : I Drink the Wine |
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Round 1! Fight! The first round between Team Grape and Team Lime was not a pretty one. Between the last minute addition of a soccer ball, and most people drinking out of their own gun. It was called a draw, with both Teams technically losing. Team Lime demanded that the call be reversed to them winning, because Galaxiepi had scored about 20 goals because Team Grape had forgotten to assign someone to be goalie. Mr. Littlejeans refused to reverse, Kronk thought they should, while Bo Jackson said he wasn't sure. They decided to call the judges decision a draw, which in turn kept the original call on the round, which was a draw. Both teams had to finish a bottle. SHOW MORE
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Track 2 from R.I.P.
Length: 00:03:37 Year: 2003 |
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Round 1! Fight! The first round between Team Grape and Team Lime was not a pretty one. Between the last minute addition of a soccer ball, and most people drinking out of their own gun. It was called a draw, with both Teams technically losing. Team Lime demanded that the call be reversed to them winning, because Galaxiepi had scored about 20 goals because Team Grape had forgotten to assign someone to be goalie. Mr. Littlejeans refused to reverse, Kronk thought they should, while Bo Jackson said he wasn't sure. They decided to call the judges decision a draw, which in turn kept the original call on the round, which was a draw. Both teams had to finish a bottle. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Sunn O))) : Wine and Fog |
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It started to get ugly in the second round. Between everyone being pissed that is was a draw, some had already consumed too much wine and were barfing on the field. This would in turn cause players to slip and fall in the barf, which would make them barf. Eventually everyone was covered in barf. T-Bag came up with the idea to make the chain gang of cheerleaders clean the field before the next round and the judges awarded Team Grape the round because of his brilliant idea. SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from Solstitium Fulminate: Live at Roskilde 07/05
Length: 00:21:30 Year: 2005 |
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It started to get ugly in the second round. Between everyone being pissed that is was a draw, some had already consumed too much wine and were barfing on the field. This would in turn cause players to slip and fall in the barf, which would make them barf. Eventually everyone was covered in barf. T-Bag came up with the idea to make the chain gang of cheerleaders clean the field before the next round and the judges awarded Team Grape the round because of his brilliant idea. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Aesop Rock : Lime Lighter |
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Round 3 was a doozy. Between the major fists and feet brawl that went down at the start of the round between Beel and Nathunder, Youandme badgering the cheerleaders, and Eric and Corey drunkenly making out in front of Team Grapes goal (even though they were on different teams), the game went fairly well. The game was awarded to Team Lime because Rachael baked the judges some boob cakes that just rocked their worlds. SHOW MORE
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Track 4 from Bazooka Tooth
Length: 00:04:33 Year: 2003 |
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Round 3 was a doozy. Between the major fists and feet brawl that went down at the start of the round between Beel and Nathunder, Youandme badgering the cheerleaders, and Eric and Corey drunkenly making out in front of Team Grapes goal (even though they were on different teams), the game went fairly well. The game was awarded to Team Lime because Rachael baked the judges some boob cakes that just rocked their worlds. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Squarepusher : Drunken Style |
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There had to be a time out for everyone to urinate. We all held hands and did it together.
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Track 5 from Music is Rotted One Note
Length: 00:00:45 Year: 1998 |
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There had to be a time out for everyone to urinate. We all held hands and did it together. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Iron Maiden : The Trooper |
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Everyone, feeling fresh and re-energized after urinating, really put their all into round 4. Spectacularview and Whackedtollie got into a dance-off based on who could remember T-Bag's dance off mix the best. Think of it as H-O-R-S-E but with dancing instead of basketball. Anyway, midway through their dance-off Spectacularview got a facefull of Grape Mad Dog and couldnt continue. Eraserhead stepped in as an alternate and promptly got obliterated by Whackedtollie (who was cheating). There were still people shooting each other and kicking the soccerball too. This round was awarded to Team Lime. SHOW MORE
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Track 6 from Live After Death
Length: 00:04:30 Year: 1985 |
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Everyone, feeling fresh and re-energized after urinating, really put their all into round 4. Spectacularview and Whackedtollie got into a dance-off based on who could remember T-Bag's dance off mix the best. Think of it as H-O-R-S-E but with dancing instead of basketball. Anyway, midway through their dance-off Spectacularview got a facefull of Grape Mad Dog and couldnt continue. Eraserhead stepped in as an alternate and promptly got obliterated by Whackedtollie (who was cheating). There were still people shooting each other and kicking the soccerball too. This round was awarded to Team Lime. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | These Arms are Snakes : Drinking From the Necks of the Ones You Love |
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Round 5 was my undoing. Before the round even started, I decided to taunt the Team Lime by pulling out my penis, waiving it around, and yelling "Hey look everyone, IM NICK CARTER!" The judges did not feel like this was appropriate for a cheap-wine-fueled-watergun-socc er-match-for-mixtape-supremacy, and they banned me for life from the sport. Oh and I heard Team Grape managed to win without me because Vana.Rama unscrewed her tank from her supersoaker and poured it onto D-loot's head. Looks like he got "d-loot'd" again! SHOW MORE
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Track 7 from This is Meant to Hurt You
Length: 00:06:03 Year: 2003 |
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Round 5 was my undoing. Before the round even started, I decided to taunt the Team Lime by pulling out my penis, waiving it around, and yelling "Hey look everyone, IM NICK CARTER!" The judges did not feel like this was appropriate for a cheap-wine-fueled-watergun-socc er-match-for-mixtape-supremacy, and they banned me for life from the sport. Oh and I heard Team Grape managed to win without me because Vana.Rama unscrewed her tank from her supersoaker and poured it onto D-loot's head. Looks like he got "d-loot'd" again! SHOW LESS
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| 8 | the jesus lizard : Mouth Breather |
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Round 6. The turning point. Team Lime came back with a second win only seen by those who have consumed too much "bum wine" (how do you think some of those bums stay alive? Its the permenant "bum wine" second wind). Lead by Derhay and Paryen, Team Lime went on the offensive in the classic "Flying V" formation and not only made Team Grape their bitches, but the cheerleaders too. SHOW MORE
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Track 8 from Goat
Length: 00:02:17 Year: 1991 |
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Round 6. The turning point. Team Lime came back with a second win only seen by those who have consumed too much "bum wine" (how do you think some of those bums stay alive? Its the permenant "bum wine" second wind). Lead by Derhay and Paryen, Team Lime went on the offensive in the classic "Flying V" formation and not only made Team Grape their bitches, but the cheerleaders too. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | The Melvins : Smells Like Teen Spirit (feat. Leif Garrett) |
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Round 7 With Kronk falling asleep from all of the alcohalic piss fumes coming from the field, Mr. Littlejeans decided to have everyone take a mandatory water break. This seemed reasonable enough to everyone. Finishing the match would prove to be a lot more difficult than anyone could have ever imagined... SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from the Crybaby
Length: 00:05:02 Year: 1999 |
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Round 7 With Kronk falling asleep from all of the alcohalic piss fumes coming from the field, Mr. Littlejeans decided to have everyone take a mandatory water break. This seemed reasonable enough to everyone. Finishing the match would prove to be a lot more difficult than anyone could have ever imagined... SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Boom Bip and Dose One : Fence Hopping |
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As everyone was pounding some water and pissing all over, The Ashland Oregon Police Department show up to give everyone tickets. Just when it seems all hope was lost, Jaysix, no stranger to dodging police brutality, challenged the Po Po to a match. MTC vs. APD (Yeah you know me).
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Track 10 from Circle
Length: 00:01:35 Year: 2000 |
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As everyone was pounding some water and pissing all over, The Ashland Oregon Police Department show up to give everyone tickets. Just when it seems all hope was lost, Jaysix, no stranger to dodging police brutality, challenged the Po Po to a match. MTC vs. APD (Yeah you know me). SHOW LESS
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| 11 | The Dillinger Escape Plan w/ Mike Patton : Pig Latin |
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MTC vs. APD. Round One! Fight! Little did we know at the time, but Jaysix's plan was genius. The second the cops walked onto the field and stepped foot in all of the stray wine, barf, piss, shit, and broken dreams, they melted. We all started to hail Jaysix until a shot rang out. Everyone looked back in Jaysix's direction and he was dead :( cst003 noticed off in the distance a parking enforcement officer running away with a giant rifle in his hand. Sal_paradise made a run after him. SHOW MORE
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Track 11 from Irony is a Dead Scene
Length: 00:03:31 Year: 2002 |
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MTC vs. APD. Round One! Fight! Little did we know at the time, but Jaysix's plan was genius. The second the cops walked onto the field and stepped foot in all of the stray wine, barf, piss, shit, and broken dreams, they melted. We all started to hail Jaysix until a shot rang out. Everyone looked back in Jaysix's direction and he was dead :( cst003 noticed off in the distance a parking enforcement officer running away with a giant rifle in his hand. Sal_paradise made a run after him. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Sage Francis : Escape Artist |
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Sal chased the man into a deadend alley way only to find him not there when he turned the corner. Defeated, Sal walked back and broke the news to everyone. There was absolute silence as everyone tried to sober up enough to understand everything that had happened.
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Track 12 from A Healthy Distrust
Length: 00:04:15 Year: 2005 |
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Sal chased the man into a deadend alley way only to find him not there when he turned the corner. Defeated, Sal walked back and broke the news to everyone. There was absolute silence as everyone tried to sober up enough to understand everything that had happened. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | David Bowie : Let's Dance |
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All of sudden a voice echoed through the crowd; it was Bootylicious. "Hey everyone, fuck it!" He slurred out, "Let's dance!" The dancing commenced. SHOW MORE
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Track 13 from Let's Dance
Length: 00:07:33 Year: 1983 |
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All of sudden a voice echoed through the crowd; it was Bootylicious. "Hey everyone, fuck it!" He slurred out, "Let's dance!" The dancing commenced. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Michael Jackson : Thriller |
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Riotsheelds danced with Osborne. Bisounaurs took off all of her clothes. Galenthon ran around high fiving people. Bea, Kittybomb, Camilasalles, Mogizzle, and The_moviegoer formed a congo line. Everyone else made out lots and lots. It was beautiful and a great day in the history of both the world, and dancing. THE END SHOW MORE
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Track 14 from Thriller
Length: 00:05:57 Year: 1982 |
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Riotsheelds danced with Osborne. Bisounaurs took off all of her clothes. Galenthon ran around high fiving people. Bea, Kittybomb, Camilasalles, Mogizzle, and The_moviegoer formed a congo line. Everyone else made out lots and lots. It was beautiful and a great day in the history of both the world, and dancing. THE END SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
Holy shit, I can't believe I never read this before! I heart Mad Dog and I heart you. This is awesome.
12/9/07 9:34am
The Fibonacci Badge
aw man chrono trigger RULES! and squarepusher is definitely just barely contained insanity. i can't imagine how he writes all that shit. crazy! nice touch with thriller at the end!
11/20/07 7:55pm
The Badge of Mystery
Sweet, I'm the only one who scored. And on a damn good song.
11/19/07 11:02pm
The MTC Romance Badge
This is beautiful, I feel honored to be mentioned!
11/19/07 3:48pm
The Festivus '08 Badge
i'm a super sleuth,
or "supa-sleuth' as Missy Elliot would say
or "supa-sleuth' as Missy Elliot would say
11/15/07 3:06pm
The Patton Badge
so was i passed out the whole time or did i get to perform mr. nastypants for everyone?
p.s. i hope this really happens some day.
p.s. i hope this really happens some day.
11/14/07 4:47pm
The MTC Romance Badge
man, thanks for makin' me a brawler. i am probably more excited that i was mentioned in this mix than i would be if my tape wins the contest (it won't). I LOVE YOU GUYS
11/13/07 9:34pm
The Bronze Badge
Oh, I forgot there was a mix involved in this, +5 pts.
11/13/07 8:50pm
The Bronze Badge
No mention of "SUPERSOAK DAT HOE" Soulja Boy?
-5pts
-5pts
11/13/07 8:49pm
Mixtape Contest XVII -- Third Place
this kind of reminds me of awesome squad, a monthly event my friends and i hold where 40 scumbags walk the streets of the college neighborhoods with pbr and handles of ten high whiskey crashing frat parties-- stealing kegs and chanting "usa!"
+5 (million)
+5 (million)
11/13/07 7:08pm
The Yay! Badge XII
I lick the grape and lime stickies off your hairy purple nurples!!!
can i eat your brain? full of yummies i am sure
can i eat your brain? full of yummies i am sure
11/13/07 6:14pm
Level 14
Awesome.
But where the hell was I?
You don't love me no mo'.
But where the hell was I?
You don't love me no mo'.
11/13/07 4:14pm
