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VAGINA: A Dedication
| VAGINA: A Dedication | |
| Created by: | galaxiepi |
| Tracks: | 17 |
| Length: | 01:04:52 |
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1. Mix Contest 17 2. Mix Contest 17 3. Mix Contest 17 |
| Created on | 11/19/07 7:50pm |
| Level | 7 |
| Points | 3435 |
| Total visitors | 121 |
| Unique visitors | 72 |
| This mix was ranked #4 out of 12 entries for this contest | |
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An ode to the cradle of life, a place where almost all of us have been at least once in our lives, a sacred area revered by many and made scandalous by more.
Plus the vagina is not represented properly nearly enough in music besides mainstream hip hop. Even then they talk about penises WAY more.
TO THE VAG!
Plus the vagina is not represented properly nearly enough in music besides mainstream hip hop. Even then they talk about penises WAY more.
TO THE VAG!
tracklist
| 1 | Nina Simone : I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl |
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A classic tale of longing for a little bit of sugar. "I could stand some lovin' oh so bad." SHOW MORE
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Track 1 from The Very Best Of Nina Simone, 1967-1972 : Sugar In My Bowl
Length: 00:02:34 Year: 1998 |
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A classic tale of longing for a little bit of sugar. "I could stand some lovin' oh so bad." SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Blonde Redhead : Pink Love |
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A breathy, swirling love for, umm... pink.
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Track 2 from Misery is a Butterfly
Length: 00:06:13 |
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A breathy, swirling love for, umm... pink. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Aretha Franklin : (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman |
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What many people don't know is that when Aretha sang about being a natural woman, she meant that she didn't landscape the shrubs. And her dude was totally into it.
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Track 3 from Lady Soul
Length: 00:02:45 Year: 1968 |
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What many people don't know is that when Aretha sang about being a natural woman, she meant that she didn't landscape the shrubs. And her dude was totally into it. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | The Black Keys : Your Touch |
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"Crazy for your touch." As sung by a lady's hoo-hoo.
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Track 4 from Magic Potion
Length: 00:02:44 Year: 2006 |
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"Crazy for your touch." As sung by a lady's hoo-hoo. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Bob Marley and The Wailers : Jamming |
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I'm going to spare everyone from any further discussion of the addition of this track. I think you get it.
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Track 5 from Legend
Length: 00:03:37 Year: 1984 |
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I'm going to spare everyone from any further discussion of the addition of this track. I think you get it. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Missy Elliott : Pussycat |
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The chorus says it all: "Pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this nigga out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me." Classy AND elegant. SHOW MORE
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Track 6 from Under Construction
Length: 00:04:34 |
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The chorus says it all: "Pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this nigga out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me." Classy AND elegant. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Portishead : Glory Box |
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Because it is glorious and should be celebrated and adored. "Give me a reason to love you. Give me a reason to be a woman." SHOW MORE
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Track 7 from Dummy
Length: 00:05:07 Year: 1994 |
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Because it is glorious and should be celebrated and adored. "Give me a reason to love you. Give me a reason to be a woman." SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Fiona Apple : The First Taste |
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The apple is the forbidden fruit, used by Eve to tempt Adam. With the first taste, the sinner is born.
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Track 8 from Tidal
Length: 00:04:48 Year: 1996 |
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The apple is the forbidden fruit, used by Eve to tempt Adam. With the first taste, the sinner is born. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | The Who : Squeeze Box |
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“’Cause she’s playing all night, and the music’s all right. Mama’s got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night. She goes in and out and in and out…” I refuse to believe this is about an accordion. SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from Then and Now: 1964-2004
Length: 00:02:44 Year: 2004 |
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“’Cause she’s playing all night, and the music’s all right. Mama’s got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night. She goes in and out and in and out…” I refuse to believe this is about an accordion. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Hole : Doll Parts |
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I think the doll they reference is the rare kind with intact genitalia. Or maybe Ms. Love is trying to get men to empathize with childbirth and menstrual cramps with the lyrics, “Someday you will ache like I ache.” Also, the band is called HOLE. SHOW MORE
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Track 10 from Ask For It EP
Length: 00:02:21 Year: 1995 |
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I think the doll they reference is the rare kind with intact genitalia. Or maybe Ms. Love is trying to get men to empathize with childbirth and menstrual cramps with the lyrics, “Someday you will ache like I ache.” Also, the band is called HOLE. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | The Stone Roses : She Bangs the Drum |
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My god, there are not-so-subtle vaginal references throughout these lyrics. “Kiss me where the sun don’t shine.” “Passion fruit and holy bread” “The way she plays there are no words to describe the way I feel” Never mind the whole drum banging factor. SHOW MORE
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Track 11 from The Stone Roses
Length: 00:03:45 Year: 1989 |
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My god, there are not-so-subtle vaginal references throughout these lyrics. “Kiss me where the sun don’t shine.” “Passion fruit and holy bread” “The way she plays there are no words to describe the way I feel” Never mind the whole drum banging factor. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Mark Ronson : God Put A Smile Upon Your Face (featuring The Daptone Horns) |
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Whether you feel the vagina is that smile, or if it put one on your face, needless to say it's something worth worshiping like a god. Also, this album is fantastic and while I don't like the original Coldplay version of the song, this has fantastic snazzy horns and no mopey lyrics. Gives you a little spring in your step, if you know what I mean. SHOW MORE
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Track 12 from Version
Length: 00:03:13 Year: 2007 |
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Whether you feel the vagina is that smile, or if it put one on your face, needless to say it's something worth worshiping like a god. Also, this album is fantastic and while I don't like the original Coldplay version of the song, this has fantastic snazzy horns and no mopey lyrics. Gives you a little spring in your step, if you know what I mean. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Taco : Puttin' On the Ritz |
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C'mon. It’s by TACO. It’s awesome. And saucy.
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Track 13 from Puttin' On the Ritz
Length: 00:04:39 Year: 1983 |
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C'mon. It’s by TACO. It’s awesome. And saucy. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Bloc Party : Tulips |
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I don't think Georgia O'Keeffe ever painted tulips.
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Track 14 from Little Thoughts
Length: 00:05:25 Year: 2005 |
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I don't think Georgia O'Keeffe ever painted tulips. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Tom Jones : What's New Pussycat |
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Here’s a fun game: sing this song but eliminate the word “cat” from all lyrics. It becomes a stunning vision in erotica.
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Track 15 from The Best of Tom Jones
Length: 00:02:09 |
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Here’s a fun game: sing this song but eliminate the word “cat” from all lyrics. It becomes a stunning vision in erotica. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Patsy Cline : Love Me Honey |
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Love me honey, or did she mean love MY honey?? With the chorus of "Love me, love me honey do," I always thought she was singing to a Honeydew Melon when I was little. In fact, if I was a honeydew melon farmer I’d use this song in my marketing campaigns. SHOW MORE
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Track 16 from The Essential Patsy Cline
Length: 00:02:05 Year: 1997 |
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Love me honey, or did she mean love MY honey?? With the chorus of "Love me, love me honey do," I always thought she was singing to a Honeydew Melon when I was little. In fact, if I was a honeydew melon farmer I’d use this song in my marketing campaigns. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Kate Bush : π |
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Sure, she’s singing of the mathematical pi, but hey, her name is also Kate Bush. Done.
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Track 17 from Aerial (Part One: A Sea of Honey)
Length: 00:06:09 Year: 2005 |
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Sure, she’s singing of the mathematical pi, but hey, her name is also Kate Bush. Done. SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
The Level 5 Badge
Amazing, truly a masterpiece. Nicely done, congratulations, a vagtastic voyage indeed.
1/22/08 2:18am
The Beta Badge II
so many polka dots painted by me .... effing blonde redhead rocks
1/14/08 4:21pm
The Serendipity Badge
sometimes what maxes a mix wonderful is a combination of a great subject with a mastery of poetic license. well done. especially with kate bush for the knockout punch - for those of you that don't know, she actually SINGS THE NUMBER PI to several tens of places. she crazy.
1/11/08 6:25am
Team Robot Member
Brilliant! I thought of Honey Walls by Sheena Easton, but I like the way you fit songs into your theme. Thank goodness you have come back making mixtapes at MTC! +5
11/20/07 3:58pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Very nice. I think the fact that this mix made me kinda horny tells you my state of affairs .
11/19/07 10:41pm
