john travolta is a fat piece of shit

john travolta is a fat piece of shit
Created by: youandme
Tracks: 11
Length: 00:41:02
Keywords 1. bad
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3. stupid
Created on 4/2/07 12:48am
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i hate john travolta. he is a fat piece of shit. these are some songs off of his horrible movies. i can't believe i wasted an hour on imdb researching this, but i'm drunk and bored watching a movie with my roommate. fuck you john travolta. i hate you. and you need to just stop making movies. thx.

tracklist

1 Booker T. & The MG's : Green Onions
get shorty. (the essential track of 'john travolta is a fat piece of shit' philosophy. and soundtrack to most likely the worst scene of all time. fat. piece. of shit.)

he has ruined this song for me. i actually watched this movie once, when we had watched every single movie in the house twice. i regretted it.
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Track 1 from The Very Best Of...
Length: 00:02:55
Year: 2005
Track Description:
get shorty. (the essential track of 'john travolta is a fat piece of shit' philosophy. and soundtrack to most likely the worst scene of all time. fat. piece. of shit.)

he has ruined this song for me. i actually watched this movie once, when we had watched every single movie in the house twice. i regretted it.
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2 The Impressions : It's All Right
phenomenon.

who the hell thinks of this shit? john travolta as some kind of saint? oh wait... he just has cancer. the end! what a feel-good movie.
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Track 2 from The Very Best of The Impressions
Length: 00:02:51
Year: 1997
Track Description:
phenomenon.

who the hell thinks of this shit? john travolta as some kind of saint? oh wait... he just has cancer. the end! what a feel-good movie.
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3 Norman Greenbaum : Spirit in the Sky
michael.

i think i watched this with my parents. i think they got it just about right. fat piece of shit dancing and being annoying and eating a lot. oh, and he's an angel. right.
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Track 3 from Spirit in the Sky: Best of Norman Greenbaum
Length: 00:04:03
Year: 1997
Track Description:
michael.

i think i watched this with my parents. i think they got it just about right. fat piece of shit dancing and being annoying and eating a lot. oh, and he's an angel. right.
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4 Elvis Presley : All Shook Up
look who's talking too.

i think it's pretty sweet casting roseanne as a baby's voice. and gilbert gottfried is talent in a fucking can.
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Track 4 from Elv1s: 30 #1 Hits
Length: 00:02:02
Year: 2002
Track Description:
look who's talking too.

i think it's pretty sweet casting roseanne as a baby's voice. and gilbert gottfried is talent in a fucking can.
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5 Brothers Johnson : Strawberry Letter 23
pulp fiction.

fat. fat. fat. quentin tarantino is a gaping anus. but that's a whole other story...
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Track 5 from Jackie Brown Soundtrack
Length: 00:05:01
Year: 1997
Track Description:
pulp fiction.

fat. fat. fat. quentin tarantino is a gaping anus. but that's a whole other story...
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6 James Brown : Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
face/off.

right. this is just bad.
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Track 6 from 40th Anniversary Collection
Length: 00:04:19
Track Description:
face/off.

right. this is just bad.
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7 Dr. John : Right Place, Wrong Time
lucky numbers.

i'm so glad i never saw this movie. the right place is at home. never making a movie. ever. again.
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Track 7 from The Very Best of Dr. John
Length: 00:02:55
Track Description:
lucky numbers.

i'm so glad i never saw this movie. the right place is at home. never making a movie. ever. again.
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8 E-40 : Act A Ass
be cool.

yet again another gem i missed. but e-40??!! fucking rad.
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Track 8 from Breakin News
Length: 00:04:28
Track Description:
be cool.

yet again another gem i missed. but e-40??!! fucking rad.
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9 Bon Jovi : Wanted Dead or Alive
wild hogs.

has this come out yet? i either missed it or its impending doom is looming over us all.
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Track 9 from Slippery When Wet
Length: 00:05:08
Year: 1986
Track Description:
wild hogs.

has this come out yet? i either missed it or its impending doom is looming over us all.
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10 The Charlie Daniels Band : The Devil Went Down to Georgia
urban cowboy.

i fucking hate this song.
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Track 10 from Listen-Up!
Length: 00:03:36
Track Description:
urban cowboy.

i fucking hate this song.
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11 Elton John : The Bitch Is Back
john travolta, you are a bitch, sir!
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Track 11 from Caribou
Length: 00:03:44
Year: 1974
Track Description:
john travolta, you are a bitch, sir!
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10/1/08 9:37am
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ummmmm, I guess I suck. I love John Travolta, ever since Kotter.

Oh, but i do hate Uma Thurman!! I could do one like this for her, huh??

Anyway, all the songs are god and points for imagination.
10/1/08 9:37am
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this is seriously fucking hysterical! what a brilliant idea for a mix :)
7/6/07 2:15pm
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Who would'ave thought this much hate would be soo fun to read? Hillarious, indeed. But you shouldn't call Pulp Fiction a horrible movie, 'cause it really isn't. Tarantino is a guy just as much about the music as you and me are! :)
5/5/07 1:49pm
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4/9/07 7:57am
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"Oooo, I can fly airplanes, I'm so cool. My name's John Travolta."
4/4/07 1:07pm
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I too am a fat piece of shit, but I love this mix. Q:Travolta and Tom Cruise both pushed off the Empire State Building. WHo hits the ground first? A: Who cares!
4/4/07 11:49am
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this makes me feel good inside
4/2/07 5:11pm
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goofy old scientologist
4/2/07 1:32pm
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He is a bitch. thank you
4/2/07 6:49am
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you're absolutely right. i was tearing away at imdb and too tipsy to catch that error myself. now i get to write a correction for them. but the credit is all yours. now isn't that exciting? bastards. oh well, i should have known better either way. that is why double-checking your work is a must. but i obviously don't practice what i preach.
4/2/07 3:16am
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When is strawberry letter 23 in pulp fiction? Its in Jackie Brown, though, I know that...
4/2/07 1:28am