i'd rather be at union jack's (fuck work)

i'd rather be at union jack's (fuck work)
Created by: youandme
Tracks: 15
Length: 01:00:41
Keywords 1. strip clubs
2. work
3. fuck
Created on 3/2/07 4:11pm
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description:
when i moved to portland, i got into a habit of going to strip clubs. i never liked them before, but my friend brett and i frequent the magic gardens, i act like a hick and go to sassy's with my old co-worker, monica, and of course, i could never forget my favorite, union jacks. this is a mix i made to listen to as i'm getting ready for work. i really don't want to go. i haven't had a day off in well over a week, and don't see one on the horizon either. I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME TITS AND DRINK SOME BOOZE!

(this mix is not to be taken seriously.)

tracklist

1 John Zorn : Horror Organ
the dirge for when my heart dies when i realize it's time to go to work...
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Track 1 from Filmworks I: 1986-1990
Length: 00:01:07
Year: 1992
Track Description:
the dirge for when my heart dies when i realize it's time to go to work...
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2 Red Sparowes : Millions Starved and We Became Skinnier and Skinnier, While Our Leaders Became Fatter and Fatter
probably my favorite red sparowes song. i tend to shy away from putting lengthy songs at the begining of mixes, but the pick-up at the end of the song drives into this particular mix quite well, i believe.
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Track 2 from Every Red Heart Shines Toward the Red Sun
Length: 00:09:54
Year: 2006
Track Description:
probably my favorite red sparowes song. i tend to shy away from putting lengthy songs at the begining of mixes, but the pick-up at the end of the song drives into this particular mix quite well, i believe.
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3 Sunny Day Real Estate : Snibe
i played this track out in early college. i think the chorus is amazing.
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Track 3 from The Rising Tide
Length: 00:04:28
Year: 2000
Track Description:
i played this track out in early college. i think the chorus is amazing.
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4 Queens of the Stone Age : The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret
i'll always love this song.
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Track 4 from Rated R
Length: 00:03:36
Year: 2000
Track Description:
i'll always love this song.
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5 Murder City Devils : Broken Glass
i'd tip $20s if someone put this on at union jacks!
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Track 5 from R.I.P.
Length: 00:04:48
Year: 2003
Track Description:
i'd tip $20s if someone put this on at union jacks!
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6 Supernova : Chewbacca
what the hell? everyone needs to laugh sometimes.
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Track 6 from Clerks Soundtrack
Length: 00:01:25
Year: 1994
Track Description:
what the hell? everyone needs to laugh sometimes.
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7 Led Zeppelin : Moby Dick
i got pulled over drunk-driving to this song. i've quit that habit after a night in the hooper detox station. i met a crazy girl named amanda. we became fast friends and threw crackers at the guards, whilst calling the crazy meth-head who wouldn't shut up a fire crotch. it was very immature, yet fun. then i got dropped off at my work, still drunk, at 7am. that was not so good.
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Track 7 from Led Zeppelin II
Length: 00:04:20
Year: 1969
Track Description:
i got pulled over drunk-driving to this song. i've quit that habit after a night in the hooper detox station. i met a crazy girl named amanda. we became fast friends and threw crackers at the guards, whilst calling the crazy meth-head who wouldn't shut up a fire crotch. it was very immature, yet fun. then i got dropped off at my work, still drunk, at 7am. that was not so good.
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8 Talking Heads : Psycho Killer
i cabaret the shit out of this song. i remember a time my friend fenix and i got silly on wine and put on a show for all our friends in my shanty little house on sherman street. i will always love this song because of him.
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Track 8 from Talking Heads: 77
Length: 00:04:19
Year: 1977
Track Description:
i cabaret the shit out of this song. i remember a time my friend fenix and i got silly on wine and put on a show for all our friends in my shanty little house on sherman street. i will always love this song because of him.
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9 Altamont : El Stupido
i've put this song on quite a few mixes i've made this year. it's my favorite off this album. i think i like it because it reminds me of a typical middle school chant. only it kicks ass.
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Track 9 from The Monkee's Uncle
Length: 00:04:40
Track Description:
i've put this song on quite a few mixes i've made this year. it's my favorite off this album. i think i like it because it reminds me of a typical middle school chant. only it kicks ass.
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10 Tomahawk : God Hates A Coward
yes he does. a girl from the magic gardens and i once had a long conversation about tomahawk/mike patton. she loved this song, and later i found out she was from ashland. crazy.
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Track 10 from Tomahawk
Length: 00:02:39
Year: 2001
Track Description:
yes he does. a girl from the magic gardens and i once had a long conversation about tomahawk/mike patton. she loved this song, and later i found out she was from ashland. crazy.
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11 Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band : Her Eyes are a Blue Million Miles
not sure why i like this song so much. it makes me feel dirty.
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Track 11 from The Big Labowski soundtrack
Length: 00:02:54
Year: 1998
Track Description:
not sure why i like this song so much. it makes me feel dirty.
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12 Ween : Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy)
cheers me up, remembering a drunken sing-along with my buddy, b-sauce when he drove me home after an embarrassing adventure at great american pizza. i had such a horrid night, but when he turned on this song, i suddenly became a goddamn rockstar.
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Track 12 from Pure Guava
Length: 00:03:24
Year: 1992
Track Description:
cheers me up, remembering a drunken sing-along with my buddy, b-sauce when he drove me home after an embarrassing adventure at great american pizza. i had such a horrid night, but when he turned on this song, i suddenly became a goddamn rockstar.
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13 Cave-In : Lost in The Air
normally i don't like cave-in's poppier tunes, but i felt like listening to this one on my way to work tonight. and it feeds well into the next track...
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Track 13 from Antenna
Length: 00:03:42
Year: 2003
Track Description:
normally i don't like cave-in's poppier tunes, but i felt like listening to this one on my way to work tonight. and it feeds well into the next track...
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14 Porcupine Tree : Blackest Eyes
i dork out to this song. the intro kicks ass and then the chorus is so cheesey.
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Track 14 from In Absentia
Length: 00:04:23
Year: 2002
Track Description:
i dork out to this song. the intro kicks ass and then the chorus is so cheesey.
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15 Manic Street Preachers : Roses In the Hospital
i decided to use this as a closer because it's even more ridiculous than the previous track, has an amazing guitar riff in the midst of the song, a terribly cheesey break of drums and vocals, and lastly, because it makes me smile. goodbye!
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Track 15 from Gold Against The Soul
Length: 00:05:02
Year: 1993
Track Description:
i decided to use this as a closer because it's even more ridiculous than the previous track, has an amazing guitar riff in the midst of the song, a terribly cheesey break of drums and vocals, and lastly, because it makes me smile. goodbye!
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i have now experienced the glory that is union jack's
4/30/07 11:49am
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I went to union jacks for the first time tonight...
found out one of my friends from high school dances there...
good times
3/25/07 3:23am
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Mega +'s for Psycho Killer, one of my favorite tracks evah. And definitely strip joint friendly!
3/5/07 7:44pm
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I WAS THERE ON MONDAY!

oh, and the first time I ever went there, BROKEN GLASS was playing as I walked in.


MY FAVORITE PLACE EVER!
3/4/07 8:45pm
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God damn. This could have easily fallen out of my collection. Massive +.
3/4/07 12:22pm
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I laughed. ++++
3/2/07 6:08pm
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Now this is a mix to behold. Have you ever read Kerouac's description of a jazz band in a strip club after he has been firewatching on Desolation Peak for goodness knows how long? It is my fave bit from "Dresolation Angels". I would like to read that while listening to this.
3/2/07 6:01pm