Waiting in line for the bathroom at Cantina
| Waiting in line for the bathroom at Cantina | |
| Created by: | shortbus |
| Tracks: | 10 |
| Length: | 00:47:12 |
| Keywords |
1. Mix Contest 1 2. Mix Contest 1 3. Mix Contest 1 |
| Created on | 8/4/06 5:09pm |
| Level | 6 |
| Points | 2552 |
| Total visitors | 79 |
| Unique visitors | 52 |
| This mix was ranked #6 out of 23 entries for this contest | |
description:
The stream of conciousness "poem" presented here should resonate with anyone who has had to wait in line for the mens bathroom at the bar Cantina in Corvallis, OR on ladies night. Ah the joys of waiting in a long-ass line while women keep cutting in front of some dick who thinks he has a better chance of getting laid by letting a sloppy-ass drunk girl take a piss with her friend in our bathroom.
No I cannot hold it better because I have a penis. After two PBR man-cans and 3 double rum and coke's things are going to evacuate whether I like it or not.
Thank (insert diety here) for the alley.
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Slow and low-
Heaven-
beside you...
You know what you are?!
Are you in?
In the waiting line?
Lines across eyes-
to form shadows-
that move.
Move bitch!
No I cannot hold it better because I have a penis. After two PBR man-cans and 3 double rum and coke's things are going to evacuate whether I like it or not.
Thank (insert diety here) for the alley.
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Slow and low-
Heaven-
beside you...
You know what you are?!
Are you in?
In the waiting line?
Lines across eyes-
to form shadows-
that move.
Move bitch!
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| 1 | Beastie Boys : Slow and Low |
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Track 1 from Licensed to Ill
Length: 00:03:38 Year: 1986 |
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| 2 | 13 & God : Low Heaven |
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Track 2 from 13 & God
Length: 00:04:32 Year: 2005 |
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| 3 | Alice in Chains : Heaven Beside You |
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Slow and low- Heaven- beside you... The toilet... get it? SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from Unplugged
Length: 00:05:40 Year: 1996 |
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| 4 | Nine Inch Nails : You Know What You Are? |
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Track 4 from [with_Teeth]
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| 5 | Incubus : Are You In? |
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Track 5 from Morning View
Length: 00:04:28 Year: 2001 |
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| 6 | Zero 7 : In The Waiting Line |
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Are you in? In the waiting line? If not, get the fuck out the way. SHOW MORE
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Track 6 from Simple Things
Length: 00:04:33 Year: 2001 |
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Are you in? In the waiting line? If not, get the fuck out the way. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Isis : Lines Across Eyes |
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Track 7 from The Red Sea
Length: 00:05:47 Year: 1998 |
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| 8 | Dälek : Eyes To Form Shadows |
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Track 8 from Absence
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| 9 | Mastodon : Shadows That Move |
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Lines across eyes- to form shadows- that move. Thats right, I'm looking at you... SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from Lifesblood
Length: 00:03:53 Year: 2001 |
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| 10 | Ludacris : Move Bitch |
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Nuff Said.
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Track 10 from Word of Mouf
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Team Robot - Second Place
I'm just glad someone took the effort to make a mix dedicated to the #1!
8/22/06 3:37pm
The Yay! Badge VI
its all about the alley a block south.. theres a really deep doorway. feel sorry for whoever works there...
8/15/06 12:24am
The 6/6/6 Badge
because the cops roam the alley mr. shaz...my roommate and I got caught takin' a piss in the alley, then she got caught again by the same cop the next night, same alley
8/14/06 11:57pm
The Time Badge
Why would you go to the bathroom at the Cantina? There is a HUGE alley just right outside the door...
8/8/06 11:20pm
The Welcome Committee Badge
I have seen that happen many-a-time. Damn it's funny...
8/5/06 1:37am
The Badge of Mystery
So I would dis this, but after experiencing the Cantina for the first time last weekend, I completely understand. Ending it with Luda is almost too perfect.
8/5/06 12:49am
The Yay! Badge VI
wow, 9 people and no comments. not even mean ones
8/4/06 11:52pm
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