evilluke
Last Login
6997 days agoRatings
points
2940
level
6
history
Activity
joined
7/7/06
updated
7/23/06
Statistics
profile hits
223
unique hits
82
# mixes
2
# posts
0
vitals
| full name | evil luke bush |
| age | 49 |
| location | hell |
| gender | male |
liner notes
i love muscle cars, muscle shirts and my muscles.
i love manscaping. girls gone wild. baywatch. the WWE.
days of our lives, desperate housewives, and steven seagal.
when in high school i dreamed of being a roadie for bon jovi. that didn't work out, but i once slept with a girl that slept with a guy that was a roadie for 3 doors down. that bitch stank
i love manscaping. girls gone wild. baywatch. the WWE.
days of our lives, desperate housewives, and steven seagal.
when in high school i dreamed of being a roadie for bon jovi. that didn't work out, but i once slept with a girl that slept with a guy that was a roadie for 3 doors down. that bitch stank
Badges
The Beta Badge II
A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
awarded on 2006-07-07
Favorite Music Artists
- celine dion
- smashmouth
- david lee roth
- garth brooks
- usher
Favorite top five cars
- my camaro
- el camino
- mustang
- firebird
- my camaro
Favorite five surprises about me
- i've seen titanic 49 times
- i once got a hard-on while listening to dr phil
- i have yet to kill a man
- i sometimes collect spoons
- my favorite color is magneta
Favorite best moustaches
- evil luke
- rollie finger
- ron jeremy
- tom selleck
- freddie mercury (it hid his teeth)
evilluke's Highest Ranked Mixtapes
evilluke's Mixtapes
-338 points (Level 0) · 7/11/06 9:23pm
more of my favorite songs. yes i know michael savage, a mouthpiece of god. we like alot of the same things. bad asian porn, corndogs, taylor dayne and american idol, amd fucking cameros
Tag Board (27)
The Yay! Badge XII
My family car was a green 69 camaro. dad was proud of it! you are hilarious!
5/10/07 3:58pm
Level 6
That is only the second sweetest 'stache that I have ever seen.
Cat-kicker
Cat-kicker
10/1/06 11:40pm
The Family Badge
Robots can't grow the sweet stache. Check my contest mix.
9/29/06 1:28pm
The MLK Badge
Hey evil luke,
I don't really hate you
-- Secret non-hater
I don't really hate you
-- Secret non-hater
9/28/06 7:28pm
The Beta Badge II
What? You think your 'stache can compete with the chinbeard. You sir, are mistaken. A foe I am.
8/18/06 6:03pm
The Newbie Badge
if this entire profile and both of your mixes are absolutely one-hundred percent serious, then you are completely entitled to adding me as a foe. creed makes my ears hurt.
8/14/06 12:17pm
The Yay! Badge IX
i don't know you, but i feel that you have an acute awareness of the power of the 'stache. this is admirable, and if you were in my presence i just might do a dance in your honor.
7/23/06 10:50pm
The Level 10 Badge
The only thing missing from your picture is a great amount of spinach dangling about from inbetween your two front teeth. That would rev some engines. Hey, is your camero insured?
7/22/06 8:01pm
The Level 10 Badge
I could just crawl on up in that thar 'stache and take a little nap!
7/21/06 3:50pm
The MLK Badge
Why do you love manscaping?
Not that manscaping is bad for some people.
But honestly... what's to love about it especially?
Not that manscaping is bad for some people.
But honestly... what's to love about it especially?
7/12/06 12:03pm
The Badge of Mystery
I have an alterego myspace... does that count? I think you need a peg leg and a few illegit children.
7/8/06 10:11pm
The 6/6/6 Badge
alter ego account... I want to see a mixtape battle between the two of you.
7/8/06 4:27pm
The non-denominational egg badge
your moustache makes my loins quiver... and yes thats a good thing.
7/7/06 11:13pm
The Badge of Mystery
If you could manscape Steven Seagal while doing the electric slide to an Usher song on top of an El Camino... well, I'd be impressed.
7/7/06 11:19am
The Riot Badge II
well, from far away it looked like a walk, but then i realized that you were just kicking the poor dogs down the street. and setting off fireworks on the way. mean!
7/7/06 10:27am
The Riot Badge II
you are all that is wrong with the world. i saw you in rollerskates and hotpants, walking those two adorable dognapped golden retrievers and i couldn't sleep for a week.
7/7/06 9:56am
