Val


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joined
5/26/06
updated
7/19/06


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profile hits
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unique hits
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# posts
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full nameKit Fox Valentine
age42
locationAsslandia
genderfemale

liner notes

Float the flame on a pool of September.

No further neglect, though once a thoughtful insect, only upon the wall of falling down.
Shared sweat pearls around her neck. Calm flesh infect. Caressing a clever thorne. Soon to be airborne, bleeding the frogs who stray.
Power around her neck. A careful mesh with respect, to tributaries, and to disinfect.
Better a secret made just for me. Three times now, three only three.
Thirsty words in the sand of my heart. A careful listener a land apart. A shhh shh parabiosis prognosis. Lieing in the tongues of lizards focused. Pray for the ice that does not stay. Or maybe just, maybe just, maybe just not.

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awarded on 2006-10-11
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awarded on 2006-05-26
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awarded on 2006-07-04
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awarded on 2006-07-16

Favorite Music Artists

  • John Zorn
  • Tom Waits
  • Angelo Badalamenti
  • Ennio Morricone
  • Leonard Cohen

Val's Mixtapes

This Is All True
2522 points (Level 6) · 10/8/06 1:55pm
Like I said earlier in the story, inmates make desperate attempts to break the boredom of prison life, but where i worked they always feared being transfered to a far away prison. This made the "dings" prime targets for manipulation. ILM's would whisper to them from nearby cells or through ventalation ducts, urging them to do something rash. While I was there, inmates were successful in coaxing dings into attempting suicide, attacking others, cutting themselves with razor blades, diving off tiers, ect.

Usually within a few days after my initial interview with them, they would come to my office requesting to go back to the special classification unit. When this was denied, they would again show up at my office, this time complaning of hearing voices, depressin, or physical illness. On more than one occasion a "ding" would come to my office and announce "I just ate a razor blade. I need to go back." Or "I just cut myself again, i need to go back." One "ding" simply stood up, took a few steps toward the desk. fell forward as if fainting, caught himself in a push up position, then fell the last few inches to the carpet. He refused to respond when yelled at or shaken and had to be carried to the hospital.

The Color of the Moon OR the only 9 songs I can stand today.
2471 points (Level 5) · 9/28/06 5:14pm
For the purist.

Neptune
2362 points (Level 5) · 9/2/06 12:03am
The nature of mermaids.

Double LP Mix
2351 points (Level 5) · 7/21/06 6:23pm
Side D. The last effort made to bring my pretend land mix into fruiitian. Hope you enjoy, and steady rockin. Anyone have any weed by the way? This towns dry as a mofucker.

Double LP Mix
1931 points (Level 4) · 7/21/06 6:12pm
Side C!

Double LP Mix
1823 points (Level 4) · 7/21/06 5:55pm
Flippin the bitch over to Side B, it just gets better from here....

Double LP Mix
1894 points (Level 4) · 7/21/06 5:43pm
Side A. Pretend land where I can make mix vinyls at my house on my imaginary vinyl press I wish I had. All the songs in this series, are songs that I find to be top shelf.

don't get lost
2129 points (Level 5) · 7/17/06 4:18am
a mix to deplete your seretonin

footinyerfaceoff
2134 points (Level 5) · 7/3/06 1:26pm
YOUR NEXT!

Vals Sexy Picks
1949 points (Level 4) · 5/29/06 4:32am
A few songs that do it for me. Hope you all enjoy.

10 Diddys I'd Gladly Kill Myself Too.
1812 points (Level 4) · 5/29/06 3:34am
Shotgun or mind bleeding?

Artistic Porn
2192 points (Level 5) · 5/27/06 1:20pm
Shakalaka!

Sensory Deprivation
1778 points (Level 4) · 5/26/06 9:40pm
Crabapples through dimpled flesh bums.

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Mixtape Contest X: First Place badge
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
Level 17 Crosstalk!
yeah, thanks alot.
3/28/07 4:40pm
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Thanks.
3/26/07 6:03pm
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I got crap in my shit and crapped my shit.
3/25/07 8:03pm
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aaaaarg! Im stupid, you even commented on mine. Im dumb an stupid n shit.
3/25/07 8:01pm
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give jon and my mixes points for the contest lady! Or Ill eat your guts.
3/25/07 7:59pm
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hey! i c u!
3/25/07 7:58pm
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HEY!
Why don't ya go ahead and rate my Earth vs. Moon mix so I can win this contest, eh?
3/24/07 7:02pm
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I poop in my hAnds
11/17/06 1:52pm
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aren't we all :)
10/16/06 8:56am
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i didn't mean to offend you. i recently left kudos for another mix of yours. why don't you respond to that?
10/13/06 3:07pm
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I'd love to trade tapes with you!
10/11/06 5:52pm
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Hi I'm new here
9/13/06 8:47am
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Seriously. What IS with Adam Duritz's hair???
9/4/06 1:22pm
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Yeah that'd be cool.
9/4/06 7:36am
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YES
9/3/06 12:09am
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My reasoning is as follows: late-ear Tom Waits, in my twisted little mind, can be likened to "junkyard symphonies." If Chopin was a chain-smoking hobo, I would liken him to Tom Waits. Another thing is, when I make tapes, I like screwing around with contrasts. So, to me, the Waits/Radiohead contrast is appealing and interesting. And then we get right beack on pace with Aphex Twin. And there you have it.
9/2/06 11:53am
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hi val!
9/1/06 11:57pm
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come on lady, I need to laugh over here.
8/11/06 1:32pm
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pure genius = mario party on N64! i paid an arm and a leg for it, but it's the best game ever.
8/1/06 12:03pm
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i love you.
7/26/06 8:54am
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insurance as you know is for the weak at heart.
besides after so many hit and runs and dui's they do not let you get insurance (and you are not supposed to drive either)
7/22/06 9:02pm
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i think you have me confused with evil luke
i am normal luke. evil luke is my alterrrrr- i mean evil luke is my evil twin
i know he loves dynomite, like jj walker
7/22/06 9:01pm
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i think you are trying to turn me on
you ever ridden in a camero?
7/22/06 7:58am
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why you hate me? regular luke is all about love
7/21/06 10:38pm
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i hear you on the regretted mix thing, i made one at 4 am the other day and woke up wondering why. and don't sweat the "everyone else kills themselves to this mix" stuff. just know that yours is probably the best, plus you have impeccable grammar.
'89 acura integra?! i think, i've never seen one burning before.
7/21/06 4:50pm
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you guys should do that again some time.
7/21/06 4:08pm
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ok thats fair
7/21/06 3:57pm
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ok I got one for you...

hold on...

It's coming...


I don't care.

It was fun kicking each other in the shins, but I have become bored. Your sense of creativity is the level of vulgarity used. It doesn't take talent to be vulgar, it takes talent to be humorus. You can keep yipping at me like an annoying little dog with worms in your ass (or whatever you said), but you bore the shit out of me. Maybe later we can play again. But until then run along and play nicely. You don't want to put in time out now.
7/21/06 3:48pm
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i like your style, kid
you like moustaches?
7/21/06 3:47pm
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that last message was all "blah blah I'm important", "Blah blah I get pleasure out of pointing out grammer flaws even though it doesn't add anything to the debate","blah blah even though I started the shit talking, but your the fuckwad", "blah blah I like shit nobody listens too". It was all fine but you really crossed the line by calling me a cabbage. I mean calling me a carrot is one thing, or calling me a eggplant is another, but CABBAGE?! Thats just plain mean! Maybe you should douche the sand out of your vagina, then maybe... MAYBE you wouldn't be such a crotchety bitch. Just a thought.

oh and God bless
7/21/06 1:10pm
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good come back, I feel so humbled
7/21/06 10:51am
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I dunno...
Im BigBackis.
7/20/06 9:59pm
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thats too bad, she sounded way cooler than you
7/20/06 9:28pm
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Really , what is she doing on saturday night?
7/20/06 7:18pm
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two mixes. TWO. what more do you want from me???
7/19/06 9:07am
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I hate REM. Why would I do such a thing?
7/18/06 9:13pm
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thank you all of the cover art work I do myself.
I dont like bright eyes that much I think Conor whatever his lastname is, is just plain freakish... plus someone needs to tell him that showers really do work.
7/18/06 7:22pm
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havent seen the hella dvd, but i did get to see them play last summer and they rocked my world!!
7/18/06 7:16pm
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i heard around the grapevine you like harvest moon?
is it true?
7/18/06 11:10am
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Remember how I totally kicked your bum at dancing last night!? I beat you so bad.
7/15/06 12:17pm
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Haha, most of the music in my mix is my own. I just listen to music that gets me moving you know? Not necessarily music I listen to on a constant basis. Anyways thanks for the honest opinion.
7/6/06 8:29am
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Shellac nowadays are pretty poor--I agree. However, Shellac circa 1994 is prime. That is when "At Action Park" came out, after all. If you care to or have the time, take a look-see at that record.
7/5/06 11:48am
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ok. good. yeah.
7/5/06 9:47am
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Whatever, that mix was awesome.
7/4/06 10:40am
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mix made. there. you happy???
7/4/06 4:54am
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right...
7/3/06 1:54pm
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you're pretty AND awesome.
6/30/06 12:22pm
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i poop in my hands
6/19/06 4:12am
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there are a couple I have queued up....just gotta wait for the right time...
6/15/06 7:25pm
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Thanks, glad you are enjoying it...break out the elitism and show those people with shitty taste who is boss! I've been holding out on my musical taste elitism for awhile because I wanted to make sure not to scare anyone away until the community was strong enough to survive....but now that the numbers are increasing I'm getting excited to start berating people's shitty mixes!
6/15/06 7:22pm
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Hi Val!
5/29/06 6:25pm
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Hahah no hard feelings...liner notes are pure sarcasm...and yeah I probably could have responded better than 'crap descriptions'...since this website is eric's and my lovechild, I sometimes get attached to the site and when I was looking through at new mixes, there were like 9 mixes in a row without descriptions and I got frustrated thinking people weren't taking this seriously...but I was over-reacting. No hard feelings. Oh, and for the record, my mix descriptions are absolutely 100% self-indulgent =D.
5/29/06 4:28pm
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I never said my descriptions were good...and I agree, a lot of mine aren't relevant to the purpose on the mix...I'm still trying to get the hang of finding the best way to describe a mix...if you don't like my descriptions, rate me down...all I'm saying is putting something helps give a point of reference. If I look at a mix and see a bunch of tracks I like, yeah might be a good collection of songs, but this isn't the playlist collective, it's supposed to be about expressing. If you want to express your mixes without any descriptions, that is fine...but don't get upset if others don't connect with it and choose to rate it down.
5/29/06 2:20pm
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hi!
5/28/06 3:50am