neal
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| full name | neal |
| age | 44 |
| location | nyc |
| gender | male |
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Sometimes when it really comes down to it, a bloke doest really have a lot of interesting things to say.
I must say, however, I am fascinated by eyes... the ones in peoples heads. Once they are out of the head, my fascination turns to disgust. Though, I believe that might be normal.
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Actually not a bridesmaid that often. Which is probably best. Most bridesmaids dresses are ass. Screw that noise" -Cheryl Waters (KEXP)
I must say, however, I am fascinated by eyes... the ones in peoples heads. Once they are out of the head, my fascination turns to disgust. Though, I believe that might be normal.
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Actually not a bridesmaid that often. Which is probably best. Most bridesmaids dresses are ass. Screw that noise" -Cheryl Waters (KEXP)
Badges
The non-denominational egg badge
This badge is only bestowed to those clever enough to find it. Now get off the computer and go celebrate everyone's favourite zombie.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
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The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2006-08-28
The Yay! Badge IV
A slightly exclusive (5 total) special badge bestowed to those who can truly understand the complicated, multifaceted intricacies and religion/cult-like implications of the phrase 'yay!'
awarded on 2006-10-10
The Beta Badge
A special reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our ever so crucial beta-testing.
awarded on 2006-03-13
The July Fourth Badge
A gift from us to those who logged in on the most glorious day of the year -- America's birthday. Now, where the crap are my M-80s and beer?
awarded on 2006-07-04
Favorite Music Artists
- Sage Francis
- Flaming Lips
- Bill Withers
- Air
- RJD2
Favorite make-out / wrestling positions
- the iceberg
- crab sandwich
- morticians delight
- the flat foot
- be kind rewind
Favorite Places I'd Lick Bjork
- Arm
- In Movie Theater
- While her Parents Weren't Watching
- Near Candlelight
- In Overtime
Favorite Things I Dont Know About Myself That Others Wish I Did
- Talking too Loud
- Drunk
- Magical Skin
- Poor Grammar
- Only One Eye
Tag Board (52)
The Yay! Badge VII
If you get a shot at licking Bjork's Icelandic compass tattoo, let me know.
8/13/07 1:58pm
TEAM 97 -- Third Place
i am making my rounds to say hellos to all the kind people who gave me my first comments :) hello!
4/23/07 11:56pm
The Newbie Badge
"Hey Jason! Do you think you could write any smaller?!" Bring back any memories?
10/20/06 10:15am
The Yay! Badge IX
happy birthday to the one they call "neal"!!!!
10/12/06 10:44am
TEAM 97 -- Team Badge
maybe track 22, the hidden song, can be 'the neal gang' by the neal gang, on their self-titled debut album.
9/28/06 8:10am
Team Robot Member
Hi. I was going to call myself either Johnny Luddite or Captain Swing, who was a kind opf successor to the luddites! Cheers!
9/15/06 10:50am
TEAM 97 -- Team Badge
tell me, have you seen the Spanish Cowboy around those there parts?
9/8/06 7:02am
TEAM 97 -- Team Badge
http://www.se ndspace.com/file/6b282y
here is the link to my sad mix entry. it's titled 'sick heart.' check it out if you get a chance.
here is the link to my sad mix entry. it's titled 'sick heart.' check it out if you get a chance.
9/5/06 11:06am
The non-denominational egg badge
How did you know I was wearing a dress?!
9/1/06 5:46pm
TEAM 97 -- Team Badge
where is the water buffalo, he asked.
over yonder, came the reply.
hark, you are correct, he exclaimed.
shall we go, came the question.
lettuce, he answered.
part 2.
fin.
over yonder, came the reply.
hark, you are correct, he exclaimed.
shall we go, came the question.
lettuce, he answered.
part 2.
fin.
8/28/06 5:48pm
The MLK Badge
Well, I'm sorry for swearing :P I just see it a different way, is all. I like to put as much about my music taste as possible so people aren't falsely judging me. Top 5 lists are a little bit annoying to me.
*gives points back*
(Also, I was on the rag that day :P)
*gives points back*
(Also, I was on the rag that day :P)
8/21/06 6:27pm
The MLK Badge
You know if you don't wanna fuckin' read what I have to write then don't. I thought sharing something about yourself was the point of the fucking thing but I guess not.
8/19/06 6:56pm
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
love your music picks. i just saw the flaming lips live at lollapalooza. they were out of control.
8/12/06 11:12am
The One Year Anniversary Badge
Hah. I was totally joking. You can rate me down. But I guess I'll return the favor.
8/11/06 5:11pm
The Time Badge
But Internet looks so much better alone.
Yellow Balloons are so lovely. Today someone told me that they saw an exploded one. It was symollic cause I have had better days. Lawlz.
Yellow Balloons are so lovely. Today someone told me that they saw an exploded one. It was symollic cause I have had better days. Lawlz.
8/4/06 10:12pm
The Yay! Badge IX
if i were a tap dancer, i would tippity tap my little heart out for your delight.
8/3/06 4:15pm
The Yay! Badge IX
uh huh. i see it now. another idea is "neal: the ONLY white meat."
7/26/06 12:19am
The Yay! Badge IX
would you say it tastes a bit like the "white mystery" flavor? because i think that would be a good rap album title for you.
7/26/06 12:14am
The Yay! Badge IX
does that one eye that you have ever get a little teary?
7/26/06 12:10am
The Yay! Badge IX
i never realized that you only have one eye. i guess that explains a lot.
7/23/06 10:38pm
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
maybe if you put out more often, i wouldn't dislike you.
7/8/06 3:41am
The Yay! Badge IX
the only time the moon is a planet is in my bedroom-- those orbits are just awesome!
6/12/06 10:14pm
The yay! Badge
not to ask as a question. because i know it isn't.
5/30/06 5:02pm
