EARTH VS. MOON (Like You Never Heard)
| EARTH VS. MOON (Like You Never Heard) | |
| Created by: | sledgbrainerd |
| Tracks: | 16 |
| Length: | 01:19:59 |
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1. Mix Contest 10 2. Mix Contest 10 3. Mix Contest 10 |
| Created on | 3/14/07 12:05am |
| Level | 6 |
| Points | 2897 |
| Total visitors | 119 |
| Unique visitors | 56 |
| This mix was ranked #2 out of 12 entries for this contest | |
description:
When I die, I plan to have my brain frozen. It will be re-animated when the day comes where they can put human brains inside robot bodies. This mix is to be frozen with my brain, for me to listen to when fighting for earth in the (unavoidable) war between earth and the moon.
It is 2393 and World War 14 is winding down. I have been sent on a suicide mission to drive a Trojan unicorn filled with Fromage Explosives into the lobby of the moon's main Intelligence base. An intelligence base famous for employing MOON ZOMBIES! I give my special ROBO lady the sweetest smooch that has ever technologically been accomplished, tell her I'm gonna go have some brews with the boys and I'm off. I leave my final check from the now-fully-automated NASA under her pillow. Tom Cruise bless her sweet stainless steel heart.
It is 2393 and World War 14 is winding down. I have been sent on a suicide mission to drive a Trojan unicorn filled with Fromage Explosives into the lobby of the moon's main Intelligence base. An intelligence base famous for employing MOON ZOMBIES! I give my special ROBO lady the sweetest smooch that has ever technologically been accomplished, tell her I'm gonna go have some brews with the boys and I'm off. I leave my final check from the now-fully-automated NASA under her pillow. Tom Cruise bless her sweet stainless steel heart.
tracklist
| 1 | The Go! Team : The Power is On |
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My spaceship purrs like a kitten, as if kittens still existed. I start to miss everyone from MTC way back in 2007. Tears form in my eyes as I flip all the swithes to get ready for take-off.
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Track 1 from Thunder, Lightning, Strike
Length: 00:03:14 Year: 2005 |
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My spaceship purrs like a kitten, as if kittens still existed. I start to miss everyone from MTC way back in 2007. Tears form in my eyes as I flip all the swithes to get ready for take-off. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Suicide : Ghost Rider |
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As I start to lift off, a feeling of excitement washes over me. My human body is dead. My human brain will soon be dead. I am already dead. I can do anything. As a ghost driving a rocket through space, I can throw caution to the wind. I have finally achieved complete freedom. And it only took 410 years.
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Track 2 from Suicide
Length: 00:02:34 Year: 1977 |
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As I start to lift off, a feeling of excitement washes over me. My human body is dead. My human brain will soon be dead. I am already dead. I can do anything. As a ghost driving a rocket through space, I can throw caution to the wind. I have finally achieved complete freedom. And it only took 410 years. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Roni Size/Reprazent : Mexican |
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As I leave whats left of the earths atmosphere, I have to dodge all of the debris lining the ozone. When earth started to run out of space for its garbage, the humans started blasting it into space. Now it might be the end of me, the man born in 1983. Ah, 1983. Back when all anyone cared about was how much of a pimp Michael Jackson was.
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Track 3 from In the Mode
Length: 00:04:47 Year: 2000 |
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As I leave whats left of the earths atmosphere, I have to dodge all of the debris lining the ozone. When earth started to run out of space for its garbage, the humans started blasting it into space. Now it might be the end of me, the man born in 1983. Ah, 1983. Back when all anyone cared about was how much of a pimp Michael Jackson was. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | AFX : Crying In Yur Face |
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I get out of debris country and I look through the rocket's window. So pretty. Space jelly fish float to the window and peek in. Curious little devils. I set the ship's cruise control to 8 miles per hour over the speed limit and catch some z's as I head towards my destination.
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Track 4 from Chosen Lords
Length: 00:04:29 Year: 2006 |
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I get out of debris country and I look through the rocket's window. So pretty. Space jelly fish float to the window and peek in. Curious little devils. I set the ship's cruise control to 8 miles per hour over the speed limit and catch some z's as I head towards my destination. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | 13 & God : Perfect Speed |
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Awakened by the pure silence, I find myself perfectly content and at one with myself. If I could live in space, I would.
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Track 5 from 13 & God
Length: 00:03:37 Year: 2005 |
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Awakened by the pure silence, I find myself perfectly content and at one with myself. If I could live in space, I would. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Radiohead : Sail to the Moon. |
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Preparing the unicorn for the second phase of the mission, I start to miss everyone at the old Mixtape Collective. Little do I know, MTC is it's own country (albeit the last third world one) on earth.
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Track 6 from Hail To The Thief
Length: 00:04:28 Year: 2003 |
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Preparing the unicorn for the second phase of the mission, I start to miss everyone at the old Mixtape Collective. Little do I know, MTC is it's own country (albeit the last third world one) on earth. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Squarepusher : My Red Hot Car |
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All this time by myself is making me one crazy robot. I eat some tiles from the floor to make myself laugh.
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Track 7 from Go Plastic
Length: 00:04:42 Year: 2001 |
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All this time by myself is making me one crazy robot. I eat some tiles from the floor to make myself laugh. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Beck : Broken Drum |
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I start to feel bad about telling my lady a lie about where I was going. I try to use the rocket phone to call her, but it's made out of liquorice and doesn't even taste good. ZOUNDZ!
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Track 8 from Guero
Length: 00:04:29 Year: 2005 |
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I start to feel bad about telling my lady a lie about where I was going. I try to use the rocket phone to call her, but it's made out of liquorice and doesn't even taste good. ZOUNDZ! SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Bonnie "Prince" Billy : Strange Form of Life |
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As I approach the moon, I prepare my parachute and that of the Trojan Unicorn. Right as the ship passes into the atmosphere I push the unicorn out. I follow. The feeling of peace returns as I fall to the moon, despite the fact that I see anti-aircraft missiles being fired my way.
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Track 9 from The Letting Go
Length: 00:03:46 Year: 2006 |
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As I approach the moon, I prepare my parachute and that of the Trojan Unicorn. Right as the ship passes into the atmosphere I push the unicorn out. I follow. The feeling of peace returns as I fall to the moon, despite the fact that I see anti-aircraft missiles being fired my way. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Arab Strap : Screaming in the Trees |
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I land in the moon weeping willow trees (they're white). After cutting myself free, I burn rubber (or cheese) to find the unicorn. I hear distant battle cries of the MOON ZOMBIES.
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Track 10 from The Red Thread
Length: 00:06:06 Year: 2001 |
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I land in the moon weeping willow trees (they're white). After cutting myself free, I burn rubber (or cheese) to find the unicorn. I hear distant battle cries of the MOON ZOMBIES. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | dEUS : Sun Ra |
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I find the unicorn stuck in a tree. As the battle cries get closer, I knock the tree down with my bazooka. Im glad I brought my bazooka. SHOW MORE
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Track 11 from Pocket Revolution
Length: 00:06:43 Year: 2005 |
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I find the unicorn stuck in a tree. As the battle cries get closer, I knock the tree down with my bazooka. Im glad I brought my bazooka. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Explosions In The Sky... : Catastrophe and Cure |
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I jump in the unicorn and press it's "rocket speed" button. It zips through the woods. The unicorn is pelted with every moon weapon imaginable. I pull up to the perimeter of the intelligence base. Gasp! It is protected by 100'S of NAZIs! I didn't know there were Nazis on the moon!
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Track 12 from All of the Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Length: 00:07:56 Year: 2007 |
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I jump in the unicorn and press it's "rocket speed" button. It zips through the woods. The unicorn is pelted with every moon weapon imaginable. I pull up to the perimeter of the intelligence base. Gasp! It is protected by 100'S of NAZIs! I didn't know there were Nazis on the moon! SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Big Business : I'll Give You Something to Cry About |
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I dive out of the unicorn and fingerblast every last nazi with my raygun. One asks for mercy and I sodomize him while I raygun-fingerblast his Captain. I think it's over, but it ain't over. This the last level. The boss stage. Im out of continue's and all of my extra guys were stolen by player 2. The infamous moon zombies pour out of the base. But I have tricj up my sleave...
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Track 13 from Here Come the Waterworks
Length: 00:09:09 Year: 2007 |
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I dive out of the unicorn and fingerblast every last nazi with my raygun. One asks for mercy and I sodomize him while I raygun-fingerblast his Captain. I think it's over, but it ain't over. This the last level. The boss stage. Im out of continue's and all of my extra guys were stolen by player 2. The infamous moon zombies pour out of the base. But I have tricj up my sleave... SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Trans Am : Shining Path |
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I jump in the unicorn, press the button again, and run right over them! THEYRE ZOMBIES! THEY DONT HAVE WEAPONS! I head straight into the lobby and start the Trojan Unicorn Fromage Explosive Detonation Count Down (aka T.U.F.E.D.C.D [Yeah You Know Me]).
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Track 14 from Sex Change
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 2007 |
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I jump in the unicorn, press the button again, and run right over them! THEYRE ZOMBIES! THEY DONT HAVE WEAPONS! I head straight into the lobby and start the Trojan Unicorn Fromage Explosive Detonation Count Down (aka T.U.F.E.D.C.D [Yeah You Know Me]). SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Clint Mansell w/ the Kronos Quartet & Mogwai : Death is the Road to Awe |
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As the "t minus" countdown winds down, all I think of is my lady, whatever her name is. We will be united in eternity if her power cell ever runs out. The clock hits zero. BOOM. Earth wins. I'm dead.
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Track 15 from The Fountain
Length: 00:08:25 Year: 2006 |
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As the "t minus" countdown winds down, all I think of is my lady, whatever her name is. We will be united in eternity if her power cell ever runs out. The clock hits zero. BOOM. Earth wins. I'm dead. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | The Fucking Champs : The Golden Pipes Trilogy 3: Starlight on the Barrow Downs |
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Being dead ROCKS.
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Track 16 from III
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Being dead ROCKS. SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
The Newbie Badge
+ for Bonnie "Prince" Billy, - for Radiohead
++++ for that awesome cover art
++++ for that awesome cover art
10/2/08 6:44am
The Beta Badge
they all good, but we want wall man! he's the best of the bunch!!!
4/8/07 9:35pm
The Patton Badge
i just can't help but like our mixes alone on this one.
3/29/07 6:31pm
The Level 10 Badge
Dude, the man in the moon looks like Buzzos grandaddy.
3/25/07 8:06pm
The Patton Badge
my whole crew got down syndrome... but they bad.
3/22/07 4:49pm
The Family Badge
I'm not going to lie, you got full points on the description alone, then I saw the songs. AMAZING!!
3/18/07 11:26am
The Patton Badge
trans am, the fucking champs, the business. that's a +5 right there. and with track 15, i'm speechless. good story, too... i think. but seeing the words 'tom' and 'cruise' makes my stomach hurt.
3/14/07 12:47am
Team Robot Member
Don't know all the music but the story, like you, rocks!
3/14/07 12:46am
