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Hasta La Vista, LA. No One Likes You.

Hasta La Vista, LA. No One Likes You.
Created by:	sledgbrainerd
Tracks:	18
Length:	01:19:57
Keywords	1. Mix Contest 21 2. Mix Contest 21 3. Mix Contest 21
Created on	4/27/08 11:22pm
Level	6
Points	2532
Total visitors	91
Unique visitors	47
This mix was ranked #1 out of 7 entries for this contest

description:

I need to get out of LA in a serious way. Just for a few days i think. Its been so long since I have left its haze of smog and mental retardation.

Honestly, do people even have to test for driver's licenses here?

Anyways, Here is what my DREAM vacation would consist of.

Me, and all of the different sections or "towns" or "cities" or whatever that make up Los Angeles will go to my personal island.

The plan? Give back to Los Angeles for everything its done for me. Oh, and toss that shit in the ocean where it belongs.

tracklist

1	Gnarls Barkley : Surprise
	I arrive at my vacation house. Its an architectural marvel as its shaped like a giant sea-shell. And its on a deserted island. Deserted except for my guests and me that is. I am greeted by all of my "oompa Loompa"-types I keep employed at my island to maintain the place. They do a little dance number welcoming me back (I pay them to do this) and then I throw coins all over the ground for all of them to scramble over each other to try to get. My guests applaud. Before we even go inside the house, we get cocktails from the outside bar that is located right off the dock. SHOW MORE
	Track 1 from The Odd Couple Length: 00:03:50 Year: 2008
	Track Description: I arrive at my vacation house. Its an architectural marvel as its shaped like a giant sea-shell. And its on a deserted island. Deserted except for my guests and me that is. I am greeted by all of my "oompa Loompa"-types I keep employed at my island to maintain the place. They do a little dance number welcoming me back (I pay them to do this) and then I throw coins all over the ground for all of them to scramble over each other to try to get. My guests applaud. Before we even go inside the house, we get cocktails from the outside bar that is located right off the dock. SHOW LESS
2	The Black Keys : So He Wont Break
	We finish our first round of cocktails just as dinner has been set up on a giant table. Surf n Turf, BBQ, Pizza, Mediterranean Salad Bar, All sorts of Pastas, and many many a variety of beer. As the sun sets, we dine amongst tiki torches just off of the beach and watch all of the baby sea turtles flock down to the water. I employ a few of the "Oompa Loompa" types to sit behind sniper rifles and pick off any prey that could possibly cut down on the number of turtles getting to the ocean. Every time they get one, I throw them a piece of pizza. If the accidently hit a turtle, i throw beer bottles at them. My guests and I laugh and hug, drunk like high school freshmen girls. SHOW MORE
	Track 2 from Attack & Release Length: 00:04:14 Year: 2008
	Track Description: We finish our first round of cocktails just as dinner has been set up on a giant table. Surf n Turf, BBQ, Pizza, Mediterranean Salad Bar, All sorts of Pastas, and many many a variety of beer. As the sun sets, we dine amongst tiki torches just off of the beach and watch all of the baby sea turtles flock down to the water. I employ a few of the "Oompa Loompa" types to sit behind sniper rifles and pick off any prey that could possibly cut down on the number of turtles getting to the ocean. Every time they get one, I throw them a piece of pizza. If the accidently hit a turtle, i throw beer bottles at them. My guests and I laugh and hug, drunk like high school freshmen girls. SHOW LESS
3	Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds : Moonland
	We decide to call it a night as we have big plans for the next day. I even let my "Oompa Loompa"-types sleep inside. But unbeknownst to my guests, "calling it a night", to me, is something different then what most people think of. When I "call it a night", I open all the windows to my grands bedroom, cover my bed with bird seed, and have a cocaine induced orgy. Imagine, if you will, the ecstasy one experiences when trying to fuck a lot of people at the same time while there are swarms of seagulls on your bed. Don't judge until youve tried it. I usually collect all of the stray feathers afterwards and make pillows for my "Oompa Loompa" types. Thats the kind of humanitarian i am. SHOW MORE
	Track 3 from Dig!!! Lazuras Dig!!! Length: 00:03:54 Year: 2008
	Track Description: We decide to call it a night as we have big plans for the next day. I even let my "Oompa Loompa"-types sleep inside. But unbeknownst to my guests, "calling it a night", to me, is something different then what most people think of. When I "call it a night", I open all the windows to my grands bedroom, cover my bed with bird seed, and have a cocaine induced orgy. Imagine, if you will, the ecstasy one experiences when trying to fuck a lot of people at the same time while there are swarms of seagulls on your bed. Don't judge until youve tried it. I usually collect all of the stray feathers afterwards and make pillows for my "Oompa Loompa" types. Thats the kind of humanitarian i am. SHOW LESS
4	The Melvins : Billy Fish
	I always get angry with regret and kick everyone out of my room. Then I cry myself to sleep, as all I really want is my spacial lady back. She left me to swim with the sharks for charity, you see. SHOW MORE
	Track 4 from Nude in Boots Length: 00:03:53 Year: 2008
	Track Description: I always get angry with regret and kick everyone out of my room. Then I cry myself to sleep, as all I really want is my spacial lady back. She left me to swim with the sharks for charity, you see. SHOW LESS
5	Matmos : Les Folies Francaises
	In the morning, everyone is woken up by a robot that rolls around to each room blasting music from a turntable through a megaphone. I built the robot myself though, so its not the steadiest rolling machine around. So the turntable skips quite often. It doesnt really bother me though. Ok ok, its not a robot, its a riding mower. And its not playing music but a record I have produced that has my voice apologizing for the events of the night before on a loop. SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Supreme Balloon Length: 00:02:24 Year: 2008
	Track Description: In the morning, everyone is woken up by a robot that rolls around to each room blasting music from a turntable through a megaphone. I built the robot myself though, so its not the steadiest rolling machine around. So the turntable skips quite often. It doesnt really bother me though. Ok ok, its not a robot, its a riding mower. And its not playing music but a record I have produced that has my voice apologizing for the events of the night before on a loop. SHOW LESS
6	Moistboyz : I Don't Give a Fuck Where the Eagle Flies
	My quests come down to the extravagant dining hall in my shell house. They think they are coming down for breakfast, which they are. Sort of. What they dont know is that I have blended all of the breakfast foods into a gel and then whipped it into a creme. Then I had Breakfast Creme Pies made. Waiting for my guests just under the table are some of my "Oompa Loompa"-types with those pies, poised to attack. As soon as the guests turn the corner I yell "Attack!" over the intercom system and they all get pelted in the face with breakfast creme pies. I laugh loudly over the intercom and yell, through the megaphone, through the intercom, "APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKFACES!". Then I have a nice hardy belly laugh. SHOW MORE
	Track 6 from IV Length: 00:02:42 Year: 2005
	Track Description: My quests come down to the extravagant dining hall in my shell house. They think they are coming down for breakfast, which they are. Sort of. What they dont know is that I have blended all of the breakfast foods into a gel and then whipped it into a creme. Then I had Breakfast Creme Pies made. Waiting for my guests just under the table are some of my "Oompa Loompa"-types with those pies, poised to attack. As soon as the guests turn the corner I yell "Attack!" over the intercom system and they all get pelted in the face with breakfast creme pies. I laugh loudly over the intercom and yell, through the megaphone, through the intercom, "APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKFACES!". Then I have a nice hardy belly laugh. SHOW LESS
7	Lard : Pineapple Face
	I come down the stairs with towels and declare "LETS HIT THE POOL!" and with that, everyone dives in. We start a wicked game of Marco Polo. While this is happening, all of my guests clothes are being sold on ebay. SHOW MORE
	Track 7 from The Last Temptation of Reid Length: 00:06:37 Year: 1990
	Track Description: I come down the stairs with towels and declare "LETS HIT THE POOL!" and with that, everyone dives in. We start a wicked game of Marco Polo. While this is happening, all of my guests clothes are being sold on ebay. SHOW LESS
8	Smoke and Smoke : Bathrobe Jacket
	When my guests find out whats happened to their clothes, they threaten mutiny. I tell them to settle down because its gonna be a long vacation if we cant get along. To let them know there isnt any hard feelings, I buy them Official WWE Raw bathrobes. But to save money I have them shipped with the free SUPERSAVER option. What do they think, Im made out of Money? SHOW MORE
	Track 8 from Love Suffers Long Length: 00:03:23 Year: 2005
	Track Description: When my guests find out whats happened to their clothes, they threaten mutiny. I tell them to settle down because its gonna be a long vacation if we cant get along. To let them know there isnt any hard feelings, I buy them Official WWE Raw bathrobes. But to save money I have them shipped with the free SUPERSAVER option. What do they think, Im made out of Money? SHOW LESS
9	Roy Orbison : The Clown
	Those ungrateful dillholes get mad at me again when I tell them that the bathrobes will be there in 5 - 10 business days. This hurts my feelings and I run upstairs to my Ice Cream room. In this room there is nothing but pillows everywhere and spouts that come out of the walls that pour nothing but Marshmellow and Cotton Candy flavored ice cream. I turn all the spouts on and let the room fill up with ice cream and I drown. What a way to go out. Seriously, I recommend Ice Cream drowning to anyone looking to off themselves. I shat my pants right before i died so that if any of those cheap wankers tried to eat all the ice cream it would be contaminated with my feces. That'll teach em. SHOW MORE
	Track 9 from Sun Recordings Length: 00:02:02
	Track Description: Those ungrateful dillholes get mad at me again when I tell them that the bathrobes will be there in 5 - 10 business days. This hurts my feelings and I run upstairs to my Ice Cream room. In this room there is nothing but pillows everywhere and spouts that come out of the walls that pour nothing but Marshmellow and Cotton Candy flavored ice cream. I turn all the spouts on and let the room fill up with ice cream and I drown. What a way to go out. Seriously, I recommend Ice Cream drowning to anyone looking to off themselves. I shat my pants right before i died so that if any of those cheap wankers tried to eat all the ice cream it would be contaminated with my feces. That'll teach em. SHOW LESS
10	Ice Cube : When Will They Shoot?
	I am instantly re-incarnated as a baby sea turtle hatching out of an egg. While all the thousands of my siblings were waddling their way to the ocean, i waddle the other way back toward the house. Thats when I hear my turtle mother yell "Flippy! Flippy! You are running the wrong way! ITS THE WRONG WAY!" "FLIPPY IS A TARDED NAME MOM!" I tell her as I jump into the pool to escape the detection of predators. Luckily since my mom is just a turtle, she forgets what had just happened and goes back to doing whatever she was doing, which if you ask me, was just whoring herself out to every Walrus or Manatee that looks at her cross-eyed. SHOW MORE
	Track 10 from The Predator Length: 00:04:38 Year: 1992
	Track Description: I am instantly re-incarnated as a baby sea turtle hatching out of an egg. While all the thousands of my siblings were waddling their way to the ocean, i waddle the other way back toward the house. Thats when I hear my turtle mother yell "Flippy! Flippy! You are running the wrong way! ITS THE WRONG WAY!" "FLIPPY IS A TARDED NAME MOM!" I tell her as I jump into the pool to escape the detection of predators. Luckily since my mom is just a turtle, she forgets what had just happened and goes back to doing whatever she was doing, which if you ask me, was just whoring herself out to every Walrus or Manatee that looks at her cross-eyed. SHOW LESS
11	Wu-Tang Clan : Stick Me for My Riches
	I stealthily slip into my house to see that those fucks have had their way with the place. If my house was my daughter, it would be like if they had roofied her, spit on her, peed on her, and then stuck it in her butt. Thats what they did to my house. NOW TRY TO PICTURE THAT! First thing I do is I go to the head "Oompa Loompa"-type, name a Donnie Ginger (hes mom must have been a whore too), and try to convince him its me. But doing what he's been told to do if a turtle gets in the house, presses a button, and a trap door opens up under me and i fall into a pit with crocodiles and poison oak. SHOW MORE
	Track 11 from 8 Diagrams Length: 00:06:08 Year: 2008
	Track Description: I stealthily slip into my house to see that those fucks have had their way with the place. If my house was my daughter, it would be like if they had roofied her, spit on her, peed on her, and then stuck it in her butt. Thats what they did to my house. NOW TRY TO PICTURE THAT! First thing I do is I go to the head "Oompa Loompa"-type, name a Donnie Ginger (hes mom must have been a whore too), and try to convince him its me. But doing what he's been told to do if a turtle gets in the house, presses a button, and a trap door opens up under me and i fall into a pit with crocodiles and poison oak. SHOW LESS
12	Prefuse 73 : Smoking Red f. John Stanier
	After dying a very itchy death, I am reincarnated again but this time as an "Oompa Loompa"-type baby. It's 4 days in the future and things are not as technologically advanced as I would have hoped. Now I just have to bide my time, learn to walk, talk, etc and I should be able to finish Los Angeles off in no time. SHOW MORE
	Track 12 from Preparations Length: 00:02:55 Year: 2007
	Track Description: After dying a very itchy death, I am reincarnated again but this time as an "Oompa Loompa"-type baby. It's 4 days in the future and things are not as technologically advanced as I would have hoped. Now I just have to bide my time, learn to walk, talk, etc and I should be able to finish Los Angeles off in no time. SHOW LESS
13	Blockhead : Jet Son
	I grow up. I get married. I have kids. I bide my time. Much like Viggo Mortenson's character in History of Violence, im a mild mannered family "Oompa Loompa"-type on the outside, stone cold killing machine on the inside. Plus I have an urge to fight naked in a sauna like Viggo Mortenson's character in Eastern Promises. Ever since Ive been an "Oompa Loompa"-type, ive wanted that, im not sure why. SHOW MORE
	Track 13 from Music by Cavelight Length: 00:03:46 Year: 2004
	Track Description: I grow up. I get married. I have kids. I bide my time. Much like Viggo Mortenson's character in History of Violence, im a mild mannered family "Oompa Loompa"-type on the outside, stone cold killing machine on the inside. Plus I have an urge to fight naked in a sauna like Viggo Mortenson's character in Eastern Promises. Ever since Ive been an "Oompa Loompa"-type, ive wanted that, im not sure why. SHOW LESS
14	Desert Sessions : Nenada
	The day has come. All of those Los Angeles good-for-nothings gonna get it. Their guard goes down in a major way. Hollywood was busy trying on woman's swimsuits, and Beverly Hills was getting a bikini wax from W. Hollywood. North Hollywood just ordered a Pizza, and Silverlake is having a heated discussion about the band Of Montreal with Koreatown. Downtown LA did some heroine and passed out hours ago. Santa Monica and Sherman Oaks are texting each other from across the room. Van Nuys, Inglewood, and Culver City are a;; shooting guns in the air. SHOW MORE
	Track 14 from Vol. 7 & 8 Length: 00:03:10
	Track Description: The day has come. All of those Los Angeles good-for-nothings gonna get it. Their guard goes down in a major way. Hollywood was busy trying on woman's swimsuits, and Beverly Hills was getting a bikini wax from W. Hollywood. North Hollywood just ordered a Pizza, and Silverlake is having a heated discussion about the band Of Montreal with Koreatown. Downtown LA did some heroine and passed out hours ago. Santa Monica and Sherman Oaks are texting each other from across the room. Van Nuys, Inglewood, and Culver City are a;; shooting guns in the air. SHOW LESS
15	Electric Wizard : The Chosen Few
	I walk in and slice them up one by one, but leave them alive. Then I pour rubbing alcohol on them to make it all burn-y. Yeah, i know thats fucked up, but fuck LA, you know? Anyway, I yell at al of them and say very discouraging things to each one. IE, "Hollywood! You smell like piss everywhere you go!" or "Glendale! You aren't so Fast & Furious now are ya?!" But the worst I saved for last. The freeways. Namely the 10, the 405 and the 101. And the 134. And the 170. I ripped their respective genitalias out and shoved them down their respective throats. After they choke to death I piss on them and fart too. Then I laugh. "What is the deal with people going 25 mph getting onto you guys anyways?" I ask. SHOW MORE
	Track 15 from Witchcult Today Length: 00:08:19 Year: 2008
	Track Description: I walk in and slice them up one by one, but leave them alive. Then I pour rubbing alcohol on them to make it all burn-y. Yeah, i know thats fucked up, but fuck LA, you know? Anyway, I yell at al of them and say very discouraging things to each one. IE, "Hollywood! You smell like piss everywhere you go!" or "Glendale! You aren't so Fast & Furious now are ya?!" But the worst I saved for last. The freeways. Namely the 10, the 405 and the 101. And the 134. And the 170. I ripped their respective genitalias out and shoved them down their respective throats. After they choke to death I piss on them and fart too. Then I laugh. "What is the deal with people going 25 mph getting onto you guys anyways?" I ask. SHOW LESS
16	Wilco : Impossible Germany
	When I get to North Hollywood, I take some extra time and pleasure in stabbing and twisting the knife into the intersection of Vineland/Lankershim/Camarillo. "Honestly, was the street planner busy fucking his grandpa while he drew you up?" I screem, spittle shooting out of my mouth onto Studio City. Studio City attempts to wipe of its face with a handkercheif but i snatch it away and throw it right in its face. SHOW MORE
	Track 16 from Sky Blue Sky Length: 00:05:59 Year: 2007
	Track Description: When I get to North Hollywood, I take some extra time and pleasure in stabbing and twisting the knife into the intersection of Vineland/Lankershim/Camarillo. "Honestly, was the street planner busy fucking his grandpa while he drew you up?" I screem, spittle shooting out of my mouth onto Studio City. Studio City attempts to wipe of its face with a handkercheif but i snatch it away and throw it right in its face. SHOW LESS
17	Dead Meadow : 'Til the Kingdom Come
	As I finish the last one off (Universal City), I call all the "Oompa Loompa"-types in and they all go to town devouring the leftovers. Los Angeles is dead. Thank fucking Christ. I head back to the area of land formerly known as Los Angeles and I am met with a lot of confusion. "Where is Los Angeles?" I am asked by the brainless idiot children that used to populate it. "Los Angeles is dead. You guys are free. Go! Go read a book. Learn to drive! Go around the world and see how people treat each other! Eat a salad that doesnt have iceberg lettuce! Go out there and live a real life!" Their heads couldnt compute all of these suggestions and all of their heads exploded. Like in Scanners. SHOW MORE
	Track 17 from Old Growth Length: 00:04:03 Year: 2008
	Track Description: As I finish the last one off (Universal City), I call all the "Oompa Loompa"-types in and they all go to town devouring the leftovers. Los Angeles is dead. Thank fucking Christ. I head back to the area of land formerly known as Los Angeles and I am met with a lot of confusion. "Where is Los Angeles?" I am asked by the brainless idiot children that used to populate it. "Los Angeles is dead. You guys are free. Go! Go read a book. Learn to drive! Go around the world and see how people treat each other! Eat a salad that doesnt have iceberg lettuce! Go out there and live a real life!" Their heads couldnt compute all of these suggestions and all of their heads exploded. Like in Scanners. SHOW LESS
18	Boris : Your Points the Umbrella
	Unbeknownst to me, but back on my island, Compton, disfigured to the point of being unrecognizable, and having escaped both death and the house somehow, slowly slinks into the ocean. THE END? Roll credits SHOW MORE
	Track 18 from Smile (Japanese Version) Length: 00:08:00 Year: 2007
	Track Description: Unbeknownst to me, but back on my island, Compton, disfigured to the point of being unrecognizable, and having escaped both death and the house somehow, slowly slinks into the ocean. THE END? Roll credits SHOW LESS

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nopolian

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i actually take the time to read your mixes. thakns for another one.

now i imagine a reincarnated LA will come back to take deliriously misguided vengeance on other cities. and now i'm scared for portland. you could probably get cronenberg to direct it.

7/20/08 6:40pm

sal_paradise

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I'd make babies with Exene.

Love you, sledg

7/16/08 5:38pm

thatturtle

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Great stuff. Love the Electric Wizard -> Wilco -> Dead Meadow -> Boris run especially.

6/11/08 7:32pm

brookedarrah

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can you sendspace this one?

6/7/08 1:38pm

RyanTheTruck

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Dead Meadow. Sick.

5/15/08 6:56pm

siobahnit

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come visit san diego (ME).

5/8/08 8:58pm

riotsheelds

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do you have an urge to make babies with Exene Cervenka too? Since you're feelin' Viggo so much.

5/3/08 4:06pm

derhay

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Track 2 has been on heavy rotation for several weeks now. Great track. +4 for it alone.

5/1/08 8:31am

beel

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I love this--especially Billy Fish

5/1/08 7:33am

Bea

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ARGH you are fucking awesome.

4/30/08 1:48am

brookedarrah

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I have made a note to myself to never come to your island parties. I can't even comment on the songs. but I give you points anyway for your sorry sea turtle whore mom. Love it!

4/29/08 7:35pm

spiritinc

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i second the track thirteen notion. cheers!

4/28/08 7:03pm

youandme

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description for 13 is fantastic. good stuff, as always.

4/28/08 11:35am

lord_bearded

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i love it! i am sore and hung over and this was so much fun. i'm gonna go get drunk now. bye!

4/28/08 8:13am

johnny_luddite

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I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

When I was last in LA a couple of weeks ago, we were driving around and around for a non existent sign to lead us back to 5 south after a fruitless search for an establishment where we could piss and buy coffee. We finally went by some seedy diner which said it was 'the place where everyone in LA eats'. I thought "lying fuckers!"

I like this mix very much!

4/27/08 11:59pm

Rachael